Guys what are the quickest ways of getting jobs? I've had it with this shit I just wanna get the first shitty job I can find. I just wanna make shitty money so I can live in my honda crv and go camping sometimes, maybe smoke dmt and go on a voyage of spiritual discovery. I gotta get the ball rolling, I'm losing my mind and going nowhere fast anything is better than this, I'll join the fucking circus if I have to just take these chains off! Please just take them off! All this comfort and microwave pizza and easily available pornography has made me soft and I'm hooked. I'm a joke. Free me from the pain...
Please...
Craigslist Jobs section. Shit loads of places to apply.
>>17812466
>honda crv
Just ask your parents for money. I know the CRV isn't a new car but I doubt you can get a used one for under 5-6k unless it has really high miles.
>>17812466
Listen dude here's some advice from someone who went down that road you were on.
Making shit money sucks. Yea I partied, fucked, did drugs, and admittedly had a lot of fun. However, when you start to see your friends making advancements in their career, not living with shit roommates, and getting to do the things that money unlocks it takes a toll on you. And let me state I'm not a big spender, but for someone who loves travel like me, not having the money to go where I want kills me.
I'm 27 now, back in college with a two semesters left of a stem degree. It sucks, but school isn't too hard in all honesty. Go have fun for a bit but realize being broke all the time isn't really living.
Money doesn't necessarily buy happiness but it unlocks more doors that can lead to it.
>>17812513
Thanks, I'll take a look.
>>17812523
What? No, I already have the crv. Got it for 46 hunnid. I just need a job to start my journey.
>>17812529
Yeah I thought about that. Not gonna do it forever just trying to get out of my current situation.
>>17812562
As far as jobs go, try and find a trade to apprentice under. It pays way better than mcuck jobs, isn't customer service, you learn valuable skills that lead to further career service, and if you decide you don't want to do it you still learned some skills
>>17812570
Sounds good. Where can I start looking? Are there any known organizations or should I just google "apprenticeships"
>>17812588
Yea google techical schools in your area.
Another option is the military. I know many friends who've come out gravy as fuck from there. Yea you give up your freedom for some years, but the benefits are pretty great. Also in America vets get preferential treatment for so much stuff whether it be in jobs, women, or discounts to name just a few.
Just don't be retarded. Military plus being retarded equals a bad time.
>>17812603
Are there any requirements? Never made it out of highschool.
For the apprenticeships I mean.
>>17812603
Also, what are the best trades to learn? I don't care about making THAT much money but which one's are the coolest/most fun?
>>17812625
I'm going to an orientation at job corps tomorrow morning. In looking at wildfire fighting because I like nature and it's not nice when it's on fire.
If you're under 24 your local job corps might be able to help you
>>17812636
Groovy. I'll look into it.