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I need help.
What's the best way to go about giving myself an injury so that I get out of sports? I was thinking about spraining my ankle or breaking my wrist by punching a wall. Preferably something quick.
Also, faking isnt an option, unless it looks real enough to convince the sports doctor on campus.
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>>17808937
Break your hand, might also give you extended time writing an exam, make sure it's your writing hand too. You could break it but say you fell down the stairs.
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Ride your bike ny an ally a few times til you get bumped by a car just dont fight the fall roll with it ypull be fine. Ne sides some brusing but act like you actually gwt hurt
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>>17808937
Just shoot yourself in the head. Worked for me
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>>17808937
dont punch anything because doctors know a punching injury.
you might fall down some stairs and twist your ankle.
or. .... ???
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>>17808937
Cuck
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>so that I get out of sports
Be a man and just say "I don't want to do this anymore"
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