What the fuck is "country"?

Do you have any experience working on a farm or ranch?

I grew up next to an apple orchard, I had three years of raising honey bees by 13.

By 'country' they mean 'boot club'. Your wardrobe consists of shitty camouflage pants and jacket, you always wear cowboy boots, even if you're out for groceries. You've got a John Deere hat with your fishing license stapled to the back, and every photo of you had a dead animal with you leaning over it.

I'm from PA and this is the literal definition of 'country' here. You don't want to be country, trust me.

Poster above gets it.
We find this lack of logic in Australia and NZ too.

Girls say they want a country guy.
I grew up outside of the city, I've spent a huge amount of my spare time outdoors in parks and on reserves.
However I don't wear cammo or cowboy boots.

>>17807414

if you spend more time inside than outside, you are not country.

if you dont throw barbeques, you are not country.

if you have an actual computer, you are not country.

girls dont care about your accomplishments outside cuz they dont see it. a guy coudl nto ahve done any of that but hes still country because his general lifestyle is outdoorsy.

the fact taht you are on 4chan says you're not really country.

>>17807970
does posting from a smartphone in the woods not count as country?

>>17808228

real country men dont bring their phones. or have phones. or stay close enough to the city that htey'd be able to 'post'.

the truth of hte matter is that you cant argue someone into believing you are country.

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>>17808257

real country men don't bang anyone without blood relation

>>17808271

tell that to her. im a city boy