Fart

>>17807137
Do you actually fart> I thought only animals did that. I have never farted.

>>17807487
liar

I fart every time I take a shit unless I really try super hard not to fart.

>>17807137
I thought farting was a meme.

I would say something like zero to five times, but I kept track once and realized that you forget 90% because it was a non-event (not awkward because there was no one around etc). It was a long time ago but now I'd wager twenty? Something like that.

>>17807137
I fart at the very least 30 times a day.

>>17807137
There are some studies on the internet. Look at those.

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>>17807137
About 70-90 times/day. Depends on how you classify. Does an "incident of farting" count as one, or does each individual fart count?

>>17807137
A few dozen times.

>>17807137

i used to not fart very much at all, and hwen i did it tended to just be a silent fart.

now i fart... a LOT. and i dont know why. and they're always loud. thankfully i spend 90% of my dy alone so it doesnt matter. but its disgusting me how i much i enjoy it.

when i was younger i fell asleep with a hairbrush handle in my ass and i think that loosened me up enough that farts just slipped out with ease. but now ive retightened or something and i fart now.