Just Fucking Do It!

taking a fat shit atm wbu

>>17804657
( * ∨ * ) or ( ・ ∨ ・ )

which one looks more booby?

Starting to get worried now. Usually she doesn't take this long to reply to an opening message. Sent it 18 hrs ago. Nothing yet (Only took this long once before @ 25hrs)

Hoping nothing bad happened to her. I last spoke to her Friday, and she said she was coming back up to NY that day. Hoping that she didnt end up in the hospital or anything

So now we are just waiting.
Regardless of the result, I will have to be responsible. As I have always been. Once I see that you aren't pregnant, I'm out. I'm done with you either way. Since you are likely to keep a child, I am willing to see if having one will change your life and mind to be more of an adult. I am not willing to raise two children at once.
I'm sick of being the only participant in this relationship. I understand that you want to do your own things, as do I, but for a relationship you have to be able to make time for your partner.
You have been so flaky for the past few months, almost a year. So forgive me if it makes me question your ability to mother. So I have been feigning the excitement of having a child with you. I want a kid, but not with you, not any more.
Still, if it is mine, then I will be responsible for this life. Not yours, only the child, you can fuck off.

Now we wait.

The past half decade has made me more racist and sexist than when I ever was prior due to this absolutely retarded path the world is headed into. It's ironic because it's supposed to be about minority appreciation or whatever the fuck bullshit terminology buzzword of the day it is. We need a new plague.
Asians are still cool though.

>>17804696
Well, I probably fucked up. I sent her
>Hey. I realized that even though we have spoken a fair bit, we don't actually know much about each other.

and now I am starting to think it was a dumb thing to do. I guess I should probably just wait it out? Probably won't have a lasting affect, but still

I like someone.

She likes someone else.

So... guess I gotta move on now.

tried talking to a crush at work and now she actively avoids me

yay

sometimes i wonder why i even bother acknowledging the existence of the opposite gender.

>>17804988

Swing and a miss. Are you gonna just give up the game entirely because of a bad day?

>coworker

The shutdown was probably a blessing in disguise. Fucking a coworker can lead to you dreading work more than usual should things in the relationship go south.

>>17804997
>a bad day
more like a really, really bad year

>>17805003

You have to ask yourself how badly you want it. Maybe back up and look at yourself if you've been getting rejection since maybe you're just goofing on something simple.

Not that the shit doesn't bruise the ego, even temporarily. When I was still interested in the dating game I had all sorts of rejection before success, and trust me it happened a lot since I have zero fucking game and zero game as an average dude is Russian Roulette basically. I just went through six months of job rejection before landing one too which honestly hurt worse since it felt more personal to be shot down in that scenario.

It sucks but if you want anything, be it a woman, job, success, you can't just crumple after failure. Lick your wounds and get back up.

>>17805045
i've already put so much effort in, it feels like i'm just tossing money down a well. I don't see the point in hurting myself further and wasting even more time effort and money

>>17805059
>>17805003
>>17804988
Hey man, don't see it as a bad thing. If you're not popular with women, never forget that you're also not popular with insane stalker types either.

The grass isn't always greener.

>>17804721
Story, please?

Is it me or did the quality of this board get way better than 3 or 4 years ago (incidentally the last time I poked my head in here)??

WAY less incel crap, way more sympathy, and no screeching retards whenever someone comes out as a girl

I'm just sorry. Sorry for everything. I really probably just top myself, it'd be less painful for everyone if I died in some freak accident than keep ruining everyone's life.

Please. I'm sick of trying. Let me go, I am at peace with it.

Yes, I wrote this on r9k. Fuck off

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>>17804657
HOLY FUCK I JUST REALIZED THERE ARE FAT WOMEN WITH THE NAME 'WHALEY'

>>17805100
nah, the pendulum swung in a way that supports your views

whiny r9k incels are about as bad as entitled trash thots

YOOOOOOOOOOOOU FUCKING CUNT, PISS THE FUCK OFF. I'M TRYNA FUCKING RECOVER ON MY REST DAY HERE AND YOU'RE JUST GIVING ME A SHIT TIME. FFS MUSCLES FUCKING GROW STRONGER AND BIG ALREADY. JESUS GIVE ME ENDURANCE TO SURVIVE 40 MORE FUCKING YEARS OF THIS.

I THINK EVERYONE WHO POSTS IN THESE THREADS IS A FAGGOT AND YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS BY INDULGING IN THIS HIPPIE BULLSHIT

>>17805113
Hmmmmm

Fuck everyone complaining about their gf/bf leaving, at least you had someone. Ungrateful assholes.

>>17805100
No really not.
It's all the same basically the entire site is slowly turning into a neo nazi propaganda machine which is sad because this place of all places I never thought would push for a narrative.
Guess everything is partisan and about politics these days, a bunch of social bolstering. Sad really if you think about it because it really allowed me to have some fun back in the day and escape all the getting opinions shoved down my throat all day.
Guess it's time to grow up finally.

>>17805176
Your pain does not invalidate theirs.

Hope things get better for you anon.

>>17805113
YOU AIN'T SHIT FUCKER

>>17805208
Things'll get better the day girls stop being shallow bitches and give me a fucking chance.

Hey happy birthday denise,its almost 7 yrs since we have talked.I miss you soo much,wish i could turn back time and ill make it up for everything i just want to start all over

>>17805211
Ah yes your wonderful personality is shining through there.

I want you back so badly.
But it probably won't happen.

Sometimes I wish we never met, the pain of not having you here is killing me inside. But still i'm thankful for the great memories and the love you gave me.

>>17805232
Obviously I don't act like that irl. This is a 'get it off your chest' thread and that's what I'm doing.

I don't know why I can't bring myself to trust my girlfriend. It's not like she's been secretive or anything like that. Hell, she's paid for things she has no reason to pay for like cigarettes when I'm going through nicotine withdrawal, tums when my stomach hurts, all sorts of other stuff. And she reliably spends almost all of her time with me. Whenever I check her phone out of suspicion that she's cheating on me, I find nothing of any real concern.

But I still can't shake the feeling that she's going to betray me, and it's stressed me to the point of constant stomach pains and a few pretty bad anxiety attacks. I don't even know what I'm worried about, really, and I don't know how to talk to her about it.

I found another video on your drive that she let you see. Either to show off or that was one made by the two of you. It makes my skin crawl that anyone would touch a sperm dumpster like that unprotected, yet there it is. You really had no standards . Even if it isn't you, you had no standards. Porn stars are the worst. I'm probably going to upload it because she is a stupid cunt who already spreads her ass on camera to thousands. What's one more video to add to the pile?

Whenever someone comes on this board, asking what to say to a girl, I always think how easy it is to think of things to say but now I'm in that situation. Things seem a lot harder because I really don't want to screw anything up.

It seems like the whole world is just getting lazier by day. It's obvious no one gives a shit about anything anymore. There's no soul

The reason I'm so nervous around you is because I have a crush on you, and I wish I could tell you that, but what's the point if I can't write you a couple sentences without rambling like a psycho? I imagine you're not THAT creeped out if you're still in the chat... or you just brushed it off for the sake of the guys.

I'm angry now though. Angry that I can't tell you this eloquently enough and that I fucked up by blurting it out the way I did. You've got too much shit on your plate already, you don't need this idiot being terrible at communicating feelings making things awkward.

I hope I can control my anger issues, and that someday I can put this clearly together. For now, gotta work on those communication skills. Maybe when I'm less of a mess around you (or at least I get better at hiding it) I can talk to you in private then.

I really wanna fuck her right now.

>>17805322
Nevermind she's starting to get annoying, I hate it when she gets drunk.

>>17804657
I'm likely going to cheat on my wife.

>>17805338
You nervous about it?

I can keep this shit up, quit stalking me retard.

>>17805340
Yeah. What started as harmless flirting has gone a little far, and while we've not done anything yet, I feel more and more I'm just going to give in to my urges. (The girl I've been flirting with has made it very clear she's okay with it.)

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>>17805348
Spread the details, Anon. I wanna read more about this shit.

>>17805348
wtf man just talk it out with your wife, she is the one getting cheated out of her chance at happiness.

If you need to break up before fucking but have some decency you animal

I have a crush on someone who goes to the same thread I do but Ive never seen, never officially met, and never talked to directly and I feel guilty because I already have a boyfriend.

>>17805348
Look your wife in the eyes the day or night you plan on meeting this girl and know it's the last time you will see her alive and in love with you as she is now, you murderer.

>>17805400
fuck you women cheat all the time and keep it hidden because of that stupid girl code

Fucking hell. This is ridiculous.
Get a job. Stop breaking my fucking stuff. Stop leaving messes everywhere. Grow up. You're 7 years older than me and I feel like I'm dating a child.

My entire life is falling apart. And I just met someone, normally I'm guarded and take a long time to get to really like someone but this was like... I didn't even realize I fell for him til it was over.

But I'm probably going to lose my apartment, and I just lost all my friends and got a new job which is beyond perfect except that it doesn't pay enough and I'm so fucking sick of this shit. I'm 30 years old. I shouldn't still be terrible at everything and miserable all the time and have nothing and no idea if I'm going to be able to make rent and I feel so guilty because if I didn't know him I would just kill myself right now. There's literally no fucking point in me going on except that I think he's falling for me, too, and I can't be that girl who you were dating who killed herself and fucks you up. I just can't. But that's too much to put on someone. Everyone has their own problems. So I'm not going to tell him or ask him for help. And I wish there was someone I could ask for help.

>>17805415
Not all women and anyways
>B-but timmy did a bad thing too waaaaaaaaaah
Hows that kindergarten logic working out for you?

Also if you don't want to be in a monogamous relationship maybe don't marry someone without a poly-amorous agreement beforehand??

You don't want to be a cheating dirtbag? Don't get into a relationship promising to not fuck around. Especially something as serious as a marriage

>>17805434
just remember they always forgot to remember so it never happened

>>17805415
I'm the guy who is contemplating cheating. I don't think my wife's ever cheated on me, so I can't really use that excuse.

>>17805440
What are you even trying to say mate?

I'm constantly bored. I want to shoot myself.

>>17804708
God damn anon. I know that feel. Hope it turns out in your favor.

>>17805374
That seems hard to believe.

>>17805443
Why not end the damn marriage? If you're at this point with another women, what the hell is the point of staying with your wife.

Just turned 22. Feeling an intense disappointment in myself for how little I've accomplished given a fair amount of talent and a number of life advantages. It's not all gone to shit yet but I'm massively underperforming and can too easily see apathy and laziness taking over.

Admitting this seems to fuel the fire instead of making me work harder...

Please don't fuck me over on this one fate
>Met girl
>We start talking a lot, we connect really well, I like her a lot
>She's gorgeous too
>She lives a little far away, nothing too bad but still like 30-35 mins
>We really wanna hang out but our schedules aren't syncing up correctly, so we pretty much just have to wait till the semester is over
Please let this work out, fucking please. I've been so bitter, angry, and unhappy for so long, it feels so wonderful to have someone who makes me happy, whenever we text I feel like a little kid grinning like an idiot, goddamn I really need this to work out

I still have the candy cain that we always joked about haha.

Why do I even still have all of your stuff? I'm sure you threw out my shit ages ago anyways.

I don't know how I got myself this vulnerable, and I don't know where things are going.

>>17805826
I didn't.

I know the 90% of the people would call this "edgy shit" but I'm tired, VERY tired of the lack of honesty and sincerity around the world.

I mean, maybe I'm too slow for realizing "now" but they told you lieing is bad and it is wrong which you shouldn't lie that "good people" doesn't do that. But that's is a big lie.

You would be teach to lie to people "to not hurt them" you would be say "you shouldn't be so honest" etc etc I'm sure lot of people came across this thing.

I though that growing up meant that everybody reached a maturity point where lies would be not required since everybody will know how to take a opinion which they don't like.

I'm just tired on that shit. I have friends but lately they even feel so honest to me. And not talking about the effort nowadays. I'm the most lazy shit you will ever find, but when I have to move, I move. Today, at least on my surroundings, "I'm lazy" became a fucking reasonable matter to not do something friendship-related.

I reached a point where I only truly trust on my ex (Actual friend since we handled it good) since after lieing me she didn't hide it. "You told me that, that is a lie" she explained we talked and shit. And it hurt me to the bones I'm like that with someone who only knows me for 2 years, when my "friends" have been around me for almost ten.

I don't want to trust, not that I cannot, I simply don't want. Going out and "meeting" people, trusting, "knowing" them? I don't want that shit. And I'm not asking for a guarantee on "you won't be lie ever" since that doesn't exist, I know. But it feels so idiot going out and trusting people if you want to know them.

I just hope not everybody think this is an edgelord ran

Now how to fuck this one girl. She's nothing special, but for some reason I wanna fuck her so bad. More so than the girl I actually wan't a relationship with.

Where to start with her?

I just love this goddamn girl, she has been my friend for years, she's sexy as fuck, and she is a redhead which is for some reason the type of girl I always imagined myself with. Problem is I'm in a 2 year relationship that seems like it is going to be even longer, it could last my whole life for all I know. I don't mind that, I really like my couple I want to be with her she's cool and all... but there's always this drive towards my friend...

She doesn't care, heck I've thrown her some clues here and there and it looks like she avoids me, I don't think there's a slim chance of her liking me at all.

I already lost a good friend because I really liked her and tried to actually do something about it but, even though something happened between us, it ended really bad, and we lost contact for three years... I don't want it to happen again, not like I could even try since I'm in that other relationship.

I feel trapped. I want to be with that other girl and yes, I'd love to fuck her brains out, she's so goddamn hot...

I just had to say all of this. I don't know what is going to happen, perhaps I'll just continue my life and eventually forget but damn, this is so hard.

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>>17805945
Yea, this is the girl I just wanna bang. Kinda average looking? (Center)

>>17806031
Are you from New York?

Tired of chasing so maybe just maybe I'll wait to be chased.

>>17806053
Yea....

>>17806058
LMFAO. Good luck banging my frined

>>17806062
And someone else in another thread who knew her thinks shes and easy fuck.

So yea.

>>17806070
I've been on her ambulance crew for over a year. She isn't that easy

>>17806091
who's medic? who's basic?

>>17805940
Shit's tough, anon. Trust is hard. There's nothing edgy about that. Don't let shitty people bring you down for experiencing something completely normal. There's no real solution to this problem, though. Both of us know that. A lot of people really are dirty liars looking to screw you over. Some people aren't though, and sometimes you get lucky by meeting these people and having your faith restored.

[spoiler]I'm still trying to get lucky like you.[/spoiler]

>>17806091
Makes more sense then what he said. I can't see that type being easy, but looks can be deceiving at times

I have oral sex with my sister's boyfriend when she's at class.

Fucking him feels like fucking an old man. Boring.

>>17806186
Did you get herpes, does he have herpes?
STDs
T
D
s

>>17805346
Who's stalking you?
Carry a stick, pepper spray, if you're allowed? a recorder? mini GPS thingys-for losing keys or pets or whatever its called.
Online? Try privatizing your accounts?

>>17806246
A stupid moron with delusions of grandeur because he thinks he's royalty, a prince in his own mind so in reality he's more like the next Elliot Roger2.0

My family have beaten his ass up to no avail because if he fails his plan of any sorts he comes back with another strategy.

Knife and gun work wonders actually.

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>>17806450
so you're pinky?

>>17806479
nope.

>>17806031
>please anons i-i can fuck this right? she's good looking enough for your approval?

lame.

>>17805440
at any given time i see men, even in this thread, boil down their fucking choices to approval from other manchildren based on the woman's appearance. it's little wonder why women nowadays, if they ARE like this, jump from man to man. you're all so basic, shallow, and unstimulating. you only care about your own dicks and how the world revolves around it, and when it doesn't, you blame us.

I don't know what to do with my life anymore. Shitty relationship with a girl that doesn't fucking care about me, 2 kids I'm sure don't fucking care about me, my family likes my girlfriend more than they like me.

No friends, social anxiety so fucking bad I walk around work looking at the floor, 3 years and haven't said shit to anyone at my job.

Depressed as fuck, empty, lonely, lower self worth than probably anyone alive currently. I don't know what to do with myself anymore.

I'm in love with 2 women and it drives me insane every day of my life

>>17806479
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaa
I'm sorry that was hilarious!

She's too good for me; I need to stop thinking about her.

>>17804657
5 years of friendship and love and 2 years for love towards her and they cheat on me, my best friend and my girlfriend. Only 2 people in my life i truly cared for and they do this to me. I always had a philosophy that people arent inherently evil and that not everyones greedy but i just dont know anymore, i really just want to die

I only gained 5 pounds but now I feel completely undesirable.

>>17806555
Who, anon?

Uhg, Amazon I wish you didn't tell me someone bought something from my wish list after I sent my mom the wish list.

>I understand why, but y u do dis?

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>>17806586
that's actually really cute

>>17806114
I would like to at least reach the point when I find people just lying me, which I kind of reached it. I mean more about that you can't go to people who asked your opinion like "I think your shirt looks really bad on you". No, you're "forced" to go "Well, I'm sure you can choose other clothing which maybe will fit you better". That's like lieing to me. That's what I hate. We're "fulled matured" adults, yet you don't usually find people who can manage "I'm not agree with you" without being offended, or getting angry. And then you ask people "Well uh, people gets mad at me when I told them X or Y" and they would probably reply "Well that's because you're too honest". FUCK ME. I mean, what's "too honest"? You can either be honest or not, there's no inbetween.

>>17806604
Which part ;-;? And by something, I mean almost everything was bought by someone and Amazon says I "may have a gift!". I love her but I have to act surprised now v_v

>>17806644
still, you have an A+ mom. Next time shill out your wish list on /b/, it won't garner any replies and it'll die a quiet death but then at least you won't know who got you those items.

I'm lonely and want a bf to cuddle into, even if I feel I'll never be deserving of one and thus will never be able to have one.....

You post way too much bullshit that you clearly didn't think out well and now this cesspool of degenerate thoughts can easily be debunked and discredit you, karma exist in this world and so does instant regret which you'll be the recipient of.
Enjoy your cringe worthy moments in the spotlight for all your peers and total strangers to truly dissect.

fuck bitches

>>17806538

mushrooms

I swear to fucking god.
Choose you're next words Wisely Bitch

I wasted college not building a social circle because I was too content with the (very) small circle of friends I somehow managed to make and the long distance relationship that ended at the end of my third year. Struggling to make friends as a fifth year now but most people my age are pretty set in their circles and cliques. Obviously I'm still putting myself out there and doing shit but I gotta know:

is there hope for me after college? I've always wanted the group of friends that do cool shit together. Not that I'm ungrateful for the small circle I had that stayed in and played video games all the time but

I want more.

>>17806847
God smites you.
Critical hit!
You have taken 999,999 damage.
You have been incapacitated.

GAME OVER.

I'm pretty sure the world is fucking with me.

I just found out my crush, who is sorority girl no less, is a virgin. REALLY fucking makes me think.

>>17806916
I think many people severally overestimate the number of people that are not virgins in college. I know plenty of people my age (am a senior) that are pretty far from being socially retarded that are virgins. They're pretty attractive, pretty cool, but just haven't had sex yet/been in a serious relationship yet. Shit happens

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Really scared about taking the plunge and being an hero on Thursday

Will be my actual third attempt. Already left everything in order. Chose clothes that shouldn't be seen, a place and time. Will go with train since it's the fastest and painless, or so it would seem according to every site.

I'm scared shitless and I can't stop but all I want is try to be at peace. How do you mentalize yourself for this ? I'm trying some shanti mantras and breathing but I'm still really scared

I can't keep on living but I'm too scared to die. Feels terrible.

Everything is meaningless, reality is an illusion. Who is free of the programming becomes the programmer.

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I'm 21 years old and I haven't planted my footprints in this fucking earth and thinking about life is fucking heart breaking, I don't actually want to die and I'm climbing those numbers. I can't even move out of my parents home because I'm so scared for no reason and it pisses me right off. WHY AM I SCARED TO BE INDEPENDENT? I'M EVEN TO SCARED TO GO TO COLLEGE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EVEN WANT! FUCKKKKKKKKKK

>>17804657
There are so many fucking stupid people. It is really frustrating. People lack common sense. I don't know why majority of people are unable to think critically anymore. I never had much faith in humanity, but I've even less now.

>feel like being productive
>it rained
when will global warming get rid of rain already

no i don't want to date some fat bitch that can't figure out how to do simple shit like pay rent. doesn't make me gay, makes me smart. means I learned from past mistakes like my last relationship with some fat stupid bitch.

fuck no, never again.

>>17805176
sometimes it's worse having someone, and having someone doesn't mean they loved you. that hole you feel does not go away when you are with a cunt... and then you have to deal with a cunt.

>>17806724
you talking to trump? like seriously?

Wow, you weren't kidding when you said everything was a shit show here. Too bad we aren't in a position to talk to the head people about this. They probably wouldn't care if we were able to talk to them anyway.

>>17806953
lay off the shrooms, kid.

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How did I turn into such a joke of a human being?

My people skills are extremely hit or miss, I find myself too scared to just approach people and talk to them at a party, bar, whatever. But I'm perfectly fine with people in "forced" interactions (serving a customer at work, being introduced to someone thorugh a friend, etc).

I've never really felt passion, drive or ambition in my life. The only motivation I've ever had during my schooling was a fear of failing, I've never performed at my best academically because I just don't have it in me to try. I'm a pretty bright guy too, everyone I know knows I could do wonderful things if I tried harder but I've simply never had it in me, I'm actually at risk of failing classes this semester

I'm always just depression, anxious and stressed about everything 24/7. I overthink everything and get paranoid about stupid shit.

I don't know what to do. I've been trying as hard as I can to better myself. While I sometimes notice very very small changes, all my problems just feel crazy overwhelming.

I'm in love with this girl, I think. She's beautiful and we had a thing that lasted a few months. But then we started hurting each other way too much. I'd accidentally annoy her, she'd annoy me and so on. So we split and afterwards tried to be friends again, but it didn't work out. We'd still annoy each other so we stopped talking again.
A few months go by and we try yet again and the first day is amazingly good,we laughed and had a lot of fun. Next day not so much and a day after she says she can't do this.
Yesterday, we ran into each other and things were nice. She made sure to show me her new haircut and ask me how it looked, saying my beard looked nice too. But today, as before, things are just..weird. She's really bitchy for no reason.

I just wished things worked between us.

>>17806515
Not at all.

Just kinda questioning why I am wanting to fuck her. I don't care what others thing

>>17804874
Hoping that maybe she looked at it quickly, but put of the response until she had time....

It is possible knowing that she is a bit too busy, (2 Jobs, 7 Classes and FD Duty) for a 20 year old.

Fuck I hate having no friends.

I've got no work today and nothing to do. Maybe I'll get drunk and shitpost or something. Really regretting moving back in with my parents because I haven't been able to recover socially.

>>17804988
I have the opposite situation, I think this shy chick is trying to talk to me at work because she likes me but she only talks about work and is insanely shy around me in person.

She only talks through skype with me actually but I lately I ignored some of her messages because I don't want to even be at work let alone talk about it constantly so now we have nothing to talk about. I feel a bit bad though, I don't want her to think I don't want to talk to her but at the same time I have nothing to talk about because I'm boring as fuck.

Sigh...

Awh I can't move or get anything because my big ol' puppy is on my lap.

>>17807615
Do you want to date her?

If yes, you can sidestep being boring by doing something together
I like board games and museums

>>17807628
She's cute, but I'm 24 and she's 28. I'm also introverted as fuck and have a hard time motivating myself to talk and engage with people.

It might be good for me though, I tend to spend all my free time in seclusion and it might not be a good way to live out my youth.

>>17804694
They both look like birds
( o )( o )

>>17807655
you didn't answer the question

>>17807664
I'm conflicted, I don't know if I want to deal with another relationship yet so I'm more leaning towards no.

>>17807674
but I still would like to talk to her just not about fucking work

>>17807677
Yeah but senpai if you're pretty sure she wants your dick you gotta let her down.

>>17807681
I don't want to deal with a relationship but that doesn't mean I don't wanna hit that. I just find it unlikely she'd be willing to do that especially if she can't even look me in the eyes in person ya know.

>>17807686
>I don't want to deal with a relationship but that doesn't mean I don't wanna hit that.
Wow please don't break her heart like that

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I just want to thank you all, /adv/ collectively for making relationships seem so terribly dreadful. It makes being single seem like this great thing and now I no longer want to date at all.

Thank you. Have this meme.

>>17807084
I spend time in communities on both the left and right of the political spectrum. Sometimes I wish I could just pick a side and put the blinders on. Both sides rarely make compelling arguments and both sides demand safe-spaces (don't agree, go try arguing with the folks in any "red pil" community)

it's all just about their feeeelings
Alt-right maga fedoras are about as sane and rational as the sjw's they criticize.

>>17807691
We're just work colleagues, there's no way anyone could become so attached in such an atmosphere. The age difference is also a big deal to me, I just don't see a relationship with 4+ years difference that working out

>>17807759
>there's no way anyone could become so attached in such an atmosphere.
Except she might think that banging = dating and she gets real fucked up once you drop her.

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I'm Officially the office whore, I can't shake it and there's plenty of evidence. I guess it's time for another career change

Well, here I go.

how do I kill myself and make it appear like an accident? i am literally on the verge of killing myself because of depression.

just waiting for one more fall in this shitty life, before I really do it.

>>17807769
She's pretty cute, I'm sure she could get other guys. I just can't motivate myself to initiate conversation and the situation is becoming critically awkward.

>>17807777
Sell your shit and go adventuring before though.

>>17807777
simpe don't...well you can but don't make it about you

Go join the peace core in African, go fight an unwinnable war, go defend some shit village in syria, go climb mt everest without training

Yea you will die but it will be doing something memorable not just hanging from a rafter in some shitty balsa wood house

>>17807777
What I've been planning is going on a """road trip""" through some isolated country roads and then drive off an embankment like I was avoiding a deer or something.

But honestly, if you have people who would look for you/need to make it seem like an accident, you should go talk to them instead of killing yourself

t. suicidal anon

>>17807772

What happened anon? Do you fall into romance easily? Or did the guys take advantage of you?

>>17807782
stop being a pussy jesus christ
shit or get off the pot instead of doing what everyone here whines about women doing

>>17807789
Drunk office party

>>17807508
This is all too familiar to me. I'm very self-critical and even my 'hits' eventually seem like failures. I can only handle limited, script like conversation. Anything more and I just flounder. I've been trying to better myself this past year too and I'm realizing how little of a change there's been. I feel so hopeless and I'm at a complete loss what to do as well.

>>17807777
Why do you want to an hero, anon?

>>17807792
You're probably right.

Having a cute girlfriend and losing my virginity is literally the only thing I need right now. After that I can die happy. Why can't I just experience the ONE thing that would make me happy?

>>17807842
because you're trying to commoditize a human being

women (and men for that matter) aren't some object you can pick up and discard on a whim

they are people

HOLY FUCK /ADV/ I NEED ADVICE

DO I BINGE ON DONUTS FOR LUNCH OR GET A BURGER

>>17807849
I missed the part where I implied they weren't people.

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my dog of 16 years died today and I didn't get to say goodbye. My dad phoned me today and told me about it. Hearing his sadness over the phone only made it worse. He even mentioned that he knew she didn't have much time left, and had planned to visit her today only to find out he was too late.

I was out all day and only got home a while ago, been holding in tears all throughout.

I'll miss that old gal, jesus fuck. I'm crying again, hurts just thinking I'll never see her running again, speeding like crazy through the bushes because she was one short ass dog.
And it also hurts because this year has been absolute shit. In just 11 months I've dealt with the concept of death on a close level more than in the rest of my 20 years of living.

It just makes me think of how vulnerable we are, how death and change are certain.
6 years ago I lost my aunt, who was responsible of taking care of our dog. I didn't cry much then (it's like her death wasn't actually real), but I still missed her, and now I'm reminded of her absense and it hurts more.
With her passing, her beautiful house has gotten deserted. Grass and bushes need trimming, windows are shattered, everything's a jungle, it's not the wonderful palace I used to think it was back when I was a kid.

I just look back on my childhood and how things will never be the same. I'll never get those days back. It's all permanent now, and it's over.
With the passing of time I'm only losing around me the people I love and grew up with, and I can't deal with that.

I'm scared /adv/. And I've been feeling progressively lonely.

Man what the fuck is "man up" even supposed to be. It's like a fucking catch-all response without a definition. I mean, shit, if that's going to solve my problems then I'll gladly do it, I just need someone to explain this to me or direct me to a handy step-by-step guide to manning up.
Or is it just an equivalent to "shut up about it", because man, if people don't want to hear it, maybe they should stop pretending and asking what's wrong.

>>17807872
>Or is it just an equivalent to "shut up about it",
ding ding ding

it's basically a feminist shaming tactic

Woke up feeling shitty. Couldn't stop thinking about her even though I should have years ago. Thinking about her makes the days harder to go through.

>>17807961
>tfw miss the feel of her asshole wrapped around my dick

>>17807794
i'm open to advice

>>17807860
You're reducing the people around you to a label and an orifice.

Basically the same as a young woman saying 'Man, all I need in my life right now is a rich guy who will spend money on me'

Women are more than vaginas
Men are more than wallets

>>17807956
it's more like shut up or do something about it
millennial males have a terrible time of doing the latter and would rather blame feminists, jews, or niggers for their sorry plight than actually muster some motivation to change their situations.

it's not feminism's fault you have shit taste in women and get into shitty relationships because you liked the packaging on the product
it's not feminism's fault men haven't done anything to help themselves about male issues like increased suicide rate or a lack of educational opportunity. women didn't get the vote out of nowhere, they raised holy hell about it and continue to raise hell about their problems today. there isn't some big mother or father that's going to come down for you and fix your fucking problems, you have to do it yourself

THAT'S WHAT MAN UP MEANS, FIX YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS OR SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THEM

>>17808003
feminist detected

>>17808003
man up is also said by primarily men, i've never heard a feminist say man up to a man
especially since feminists are so apparently against toxic masculinity and are trying to destroy it

what a pile of reddit bullshit

>>17808015
really? i've only heard it online from feminist groups

like

>man up and date singe mothers

>>17808010
i'm a centrist
to me both sides are idiotic, especially the leftist collectivism known as 3rd wave feminism, which seeks to stifle ideas and free speech

but yeah, lazy millennial detected, go pass the buck back in your /red pill/ safespace

>>17808018
man up and date single mothers is a term said by primarily conservative white males who want stable families to ensure better upbringing of offspring, NOT alt-right i can only date virgin waifu losers. they believe in a strong traditionalist role for a man, though they do bemoan the current state of the modern woman.

>>17807861
That's life, anon. Nothing is permanent. You, me, everyone and everything. We're all made up of the same building blocks that created the stars and planets. Nothing is special, no one is unique, we're all background characters to everyone else's personal narrative. Life isn't fair, it isn't inherently good or bad, it just is. Accept this fact and you'll get more enjoyment out of the good in life and cope with the bad more effectively.

Your dog brought you 16 years of joy, 16 years of a faithful companion that trotted alongside you every step of the way. With her passing, she left you with those happy memories. Those memories will be with you for the rest of your life. It's okay to grieve, it's perfectly natural and healthy. But just remember that it'll be okay, and one day you'll be looking at a picture of your dog and remember all the fun you had. It might be a bittersweet feeling, but that's what life is all about.

>>17807991
>You're reducing the people around you to a label and an orifice.
No, I'm not

>>17804657
Dora E. E

Yeah you should know who this is, I can't get you out of my fucking head. I took care of you and your children that weren't even mine, but you were so caught up in your damn past and what he did that I got the shit end of it. I love and hate you so much that it's sickening, I lied because I fell in love with you when I wasn't expecting it. You didn't deserve me but all I want now is to hear your voice and see you, just text me.

I'm so mixed up in my feelings that it's really just a fuck you, you made me want a family and a life. You spoon fed me false hope that someone would be there at the end. You're not, but she is now...but I still just want you to text me.

>>17808054
I know that you're right, but right now I just can't accept it. I just can't help but feel immensely helpless and sad. I just can't accept this right now. I'm too emotionally overcharged. This past year has been really bad.
And back to crying I go.


I've just had this mindset for a while, and events like this only seem to accentuate it. But why live?
I don't think I got much going on for me. Life is either tasteless or depressing and sad, for a while now.

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IM GAAAAYYYY!!!!

I'm not the most cheerful of people usually. There's something about the way he makes me feel though. I want to spend so much time with him

I hope I see him again. More than anything

Some people have no sense of work.
seriously, whats so dificult about copy pasting something from word to ppt?? Do you really need 2 days to do that?

Hell, thank god i have a ppt already made because waiting for you takes forever.

>>17807850
Get a turkey Burger and eat donuts when you get home, if you're hungry.

>>17807482
fuck!? did that make me sound like the secret service?

NOBODY TALK ABOUT TRUMPS COMB OVER!!!

>>17804657
I want to fuck my friends sister soooo bad!!

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>>17804657
Thank god I'm too shy to message you. I really should keep myself in check or your boyfriend is going to punch me in the face.
I like you.

>>17808235
MAN UP

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>>17808249
She's probably going to hate me tho

I'm so tired of you, of everything
I want to cancel all plans today and get piss drunk, but I have to be responsible
And you not growing up is getting real old
Fuck you
And you blaming shit on me
Who the fuck do you think you are

My boyfriend of two years is a piece of shit. He ignores me to hang out with friends but calls to fuck. He brags about how attractive I am to everyone but never puts in the effort to make a happy relationship.

If I even mention my unhappiness and anxiety in life he starts crying and being the pushover I am, I stay.

Meanwhile, my best friend, or the love of my life, just began dating my sister.

I want to die.

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>>17808357
Women love to suffer don't they

Everytime I take a step up the staircase of hope, life always, inevitably, without doubt pushes me back down to the bottom.

I want to die. I will die. But dying is such a hassle, how can I die without bothering others?

>>17804657
>I quitted my 10-7 job becouse i couldnt lie to people over the phone anymore.
>I got depressed and didnt turn in a lot of shit for College.
>Automatically failing 4/4 classes now.
>Mommy paid 400 dollars for this quarter that im going to fail.
>I feel like shit.
>Im 5 kg underweight couse i tell myself i dont deserve the food that mother buys for me.
>Im still too scared to commit suicide.

>>17808357
Yeah bad shit is horrible but the moment you make the choice to stay you have to accept all the downsides that come with it.
You're continously doing this to yourself and you're actively deciding to do this to yourself so you'll be older when you get out or die unhappy and unfulfilled.

how do i make the person i love feel better about themselves so they can see what i see? they say i am better than them.. which is just false. i want to lift them up, but i feel like i come on too strong and sound too serious when i talk about stuff like that.

i want to die
i cant live this way

>>17808414
Gotta pick yourself up anon, it hurts but you can't be idle.

It took me taking an overnight baking shift to be happy with my work. Don't be afraid to look for it in odd places. Drop the classes if it'l refund you, you have an opportunity to try and get a better footing before you try again.

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I broke up with my long term partner so that I could focus on myself. This happened fairly recently. I told myself countless times that I'd stay away from any sort of relationship until I get my shit sorted.

The thrill of the hunt is too much for me to handle apparently. I'm now dating/fucking three people. They all know about each other and they're all cool with it. A fourth will likely be added.

What the fuck have I gotten myself into?

I got caught ordering whores by my wife who is 7 months pregnant. Feels bad as fuck man. Considering drawing up a will that benefits the shit out of them and eating a bullet.

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>>17808474
This is why Islam is popular

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>>17805211

>>17808477
And the only thing stopping me is not wanting to damage the view of 2A. T-thanks, George Washington.

>>17808435
You can't say. People like us who're sure we aren't worth shit, we won't have it.

We know people lie for our sake. And it hurts to watch them do it. It gets to the point where you can never tell if they are, or not. And it gets to the point where you may as well be telling a landwhale that she "has a cute face" because she has no other redeeming features, as far as we're concerned. We wonder, "would you be saying this if I weren't already pathetic?" "are you only saying this because something else is wrong, and you don't want me to think about it?"

When people try and help you with these complexes that you've been so sure of all your life, it only feeds the neuroses more. If kind words could help, they would have already.

Worse yet, we project our own insecurities onto you. He'll think he's somehow fooled you, that he doesn't deserve you, that you'll be better off alone. You need to prove him wrong, every time. It will take many, because these things become very well embedded. It takes patience, but you can be his rock.

>>17808500
But I should add that if there is a way that you can approach him about therapy, that he won't react badly to, you should try that. It's a stubborn, shameful thing but professional help is really the best there is, and you shouldn't expect to support him alone.

Plus, if he does, the two of you could get the feeling like you're working on it together and have a chance to bond over it.

>>17808477
what's she gonna do though? sleave the father of her child and her husband because he was looking out for her and not forcing her to suck his dick?

>>17808483

You're an autist who roleplays with a nametag on /adv/ for way too many hours of the day.

Fuck off, plebian.

>>17808513
he's right though
promiscuity is gross

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>>17808513
I've been on for one hour

Have fun with you unplanned pregnancy

>>17808510
>>17808500

its a girl and i'm a guy. i just want her to know that i love her and that she has somebody she can always turn to.

she just sort of keeps me at a distance sometimes and i'm not sure if it's her insecurities/anxieties like you said or if she is just trying to be nice to me because she does not feel the same.

>>17808540
Are you two dating or are you in love with your friend?

>>17808558

somewhere in between.

I just realized that I have been a joke to so many people and never realized it. From the douche who wanted to go on a date and wanted to "take me swimming" to make sure I wasn't actually ugly, to my ex who used me for popularity hit me and left me a hollow person with a huge facial scar, to someone I thought was my friend and just wanted to dirty flirt behind his secret girlfriends back, to women who made a profit out of me and took a vacation with my sales, everyone who just wanted my money or suck the life out of me and my god there have been so many.

Why did I bend? Why did I seek approval? Fuck approval. I feel like I can't trust anyone anymore anyway. I am going to be me from now on, whether people hate me or not.

i like a guy from work, how stupid can i be? i read everywhere the rule that you shouldnt fall for people from your workplace,but here i am.
And the worst part is that the other day i was chilling in his desk while waiting that another coworker looks for a tool i needed, and we started joking that his desk was placed in a badly lit area and we should spend the day watching movies/netflix because the tool i needed wasnt available after all so i couldnt do any work that day.
And since then he has been acting distant with me, i think i fucked up but i don know how? or maybe i was stupid to think i had a chance.

>>17808466
What way are you living?

>>17808512
No we will suffer through it

>>17808591
FWB? You gotta be more specific if you want advice anon

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>>17808249
Shit advice

>>17808616
Cherish that anger and let it be your motivation.

I routinely have thoughts about apologising to my ex, but I've come to the realisation that apologising is selfish.

My line of reasoning seems to boil down to "If the closest I can possibly come to resolving my guilt is her hearing my apology, then I'll take that"

You can think of an apology as a well intentioned demonstration of human empathy, but is it really? I know that it's something that would help me more than her, it feels greedy.

Why why why why why why do I have to feel miserable everyday
Why do I have to feel like this
What do I have to do

Im 19 and I never had a girlfriend. There are days when I would hope that I had one and there are days when I dont have this feeling. Honestly Im just really helpless around girls. I dont know if anyone likes me or just bears me. Same with friends. Also Im kinda socially awkward sometimes. I dont even know what I want to be honest, but I feel like Im missing out on something huge.

I dont really feel loved in my family. My parents are divorced and I dont really have that emotional bond with any of them. I get minimal acknowledgement for my successes which definitely doesnt help my low self esteem.

Im lazy and unmotivated. Im doing only whats necessary in university and Its really hard for me to convince myself to put any effort into it. Im not even sure if I want to do this profession all my life and Im unsure about my future.

I feel lonely and insignificant. I feel like Im missing out on something essential. Sometimes I feel like I have no reason to continue.

>>17805811
Anon, you gotta fucking trust in yourself. The semester is basically done

FML I wiped my eyes with my hands after chopping onions.

>>17805811
wierd shit, that was basically me and this one girl.
it didnt work out m8...

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I like you. You like me. But your best friend is my ex. Will it work out?

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>>17808777
nice trips

but you have to find something you enjoy in life. whether it be a hobby, job, etc. it will let you find a new light. and once that happens you'll see you'll start to be happy and be more outgoing. you won't be afraid to talk to a girl. it may take some time, and you might want to give up but you'll find it someday. just go through the shit life throws at you and you'll make it out fine.

>>17804657

Meh being the pathetic person I am ive been seeing a prostitute for a few times. I got attached, as expected. I lost my virginity to her. She talked to me a lot too over the phone and texts, personal shit. It just was nice to have contact physically and socially with someone. Except she's become distant and seems to be putting less effort into the sex. I was paying way too much and I didn't mind until now, she's gotten too lazy. I'm supposed to see her again next week. Not sure if I really feel like wasting that much money on her, especially since she's not showing as much attention anymore. For what I'm paying I could get so much more but I'm fucking attached. God I'm pathetic, tempted to kill myself for how sad my life's gotten.

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I'm taking her out for her birthday on Thursday, just her and I.
I know you don't ever confess your feelings, and are instead supposed to show interest instead of tell.

Would it be stupid to ask where we stand? She's rebuffed every guy to ask her out and avoided them afterwards to prevent awkward situations.
Yet I feel she knows how I feel, and continues to hang out with me alone.

Either I'm badly in the zone, or she's at least intrigued.

But I feel like I'm swimming in the ocean at night with no direction. I feel like I should flirt more heavily, or even something as simple as to offer to pick her up instead of meeting at the restaurant. Maybe then I'll have an answer.

>>17808003
See, the flaw with your reasoning is that often, "man up" is played in response to problems which cannot actually be fixed, and amount to the implication that a man isn't allowed to complain at all because reasons. Even if the person who pops the 'man up' was the one who asked in the first place.

The whole feminist accusation you responded to is pretty bullshit, though, as I've never heard it said by a woman. It's always guy-to-guy.

Overall, though, no matter how much you disapprove of the state and behaviour of the current generation, the fact is that there's a solid difference between "complaint" and "bitching", but the so-called advice doesn't distinguish between the two and encourages a damaging mentality of 'shut the fuck up and deal'. A man isn't an island.

I graduated college fine. I got a job a month after graduation. I make 75k a year as a software engineer.

I hate myself and put on an arrogant, sarcastic front with a fake smile in front of everyone from family to coworkers to random people on the go.

Before I go to bed each night I lie awake and wonder what I can do different. I'm successful, but not successful as I am a lonely person. I lose myself in my hobbies and I only talk to people at work to keep up my act. I am a habitual liar to the point that I make up things I've done in the past so many times I have successfully made them into truths.

I don't know what to do besides wake up, go to work, come home to watch anime or play some mindless drivel game, all the while promising myself that tomorrow will be different.

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I'm 24. Earlier this year my grandpa died, it was a couple days before his 92nd birthday.

He was a world war 2 vet. I mentally prepared myself for this for years, I remember thinking he was gonna die soon 10 years ago. But I think about him almost every day and get depressed often about it. I don't express it to anyone or tell my family. I see my grandma pretty often whose 82 and shes not the same.

My entire life my grandparents lived on a lake about 4 blocks away from my parents. I made a point to see them alot and go over there alot when I started getting older, I hung out with my grandparents thousands of times. Toward the end of my grandpas life I was helping him get dressed every day.

I knew he was gonna go the past few years. Last year at Christmas he was really quiet and didn't eat anything, when he's always been very loud and usually pretty drunk all of my life. I worked third shift at a factory in the town I grew up in, and for the past year before his death I made a point to go over there and have breakfast at least once a week, usually 2 or 3 times. By the end of it I was helping him get dressed and put his pants on.

The last time I saw him was in the hospice. He couldn't talk but kept making loud incoherent sounds. I was about to leave and the last thing he said was very clear "thanks for coming to see me." He died about 6 days later

My grandfather was a great man. Going over to their house isn't the same anymore. I don't tell anyone how I feel but I miss my grandfather every day. I didn't think i'd be this upset about this by this age, he lived a long life and I'm getting older. But its fucking sad.

I just don't feel the drive to succeed anymore. Or to even try. Everyone I knew and grew up with is doing so much better than I. Even people seven years younger have achieved more, and I'm not talking about extraordinary things either. Just anything.

If I was less of a pussy, I'd have probably went through with my suicide plans already.

>>17808153
nobody fucking cares anymore.

>>17809072
Make a move and don't be awkward about it, maintain your frame, come off as strong willed but not rapey

don't dress like a geek, no fedoras. Go read /fa/ and get yourself some nice cologne. If its casual a billabong hoodie and new vans will do, but make sure she at least smokes weed if youre gonna dress like this. Get a haircut and a stussy hat.

>>17805113
What can I get you?

>>17808153
Hey that's pretty good

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>be me
>be 2-3 weeks ago
>get invited to a grills bday party
>ohhellyeah.psd
>walk over since it's like 2 blocks away
>get there at 7pm
>plan to leave at like 9pm
>bored at first but start talking to a grill
>she's Eastern European, long straight brown hair, cute brown eyes, the works
>we talk for a long ass time
>check watch, it's 12:30am
>eventually we both have to leave
>get home, find her on FB, add her
>accepts it right away and we talk for a good while again
>see her at uni all the time
>we pass each other and she always smiles at me, I do the same
>we also sit next to each other in class now
>fuckyeahitstime.mov
>fast forward to today
>she sits down next to me
>we chat for a bit
>she gets an email, reads it, and gets excited
>"Anon guess what! I know when I'm going home!"
>fuckyeahitstime.mov has crashed. Windows is searching for a solution
>I ask her when
>"oh I leave in May. I can't wait!"
>entire day is ruined.

Help. The girl I fell for is leaving. Not to another town. Not to another state. But half way across the fucking world. God dammit...

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>>17809270
Thanks for replying.
Despite my insecurity, I dress pretty alright. No fedora or faggy clothes.
I was thinking of wearing black jeans and a collared shirt. Semi formal you know?

But I'm also concerned she might dress casually since it's not a date by label. She does smoke weed occasionally, so you're other recommendation Would fly well with her.
I'll be more assertive and gauge her response. Thank you.

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When I'm with my boyfriend I can tell that he enjoys spending time with me and it reminds me why we are together in the first place; because we like to be around each other.
But for the past little while when I'm left alone to my own devices I just get so anxious and wonder if I'm imagining his happiness. He makes sure to text me every day, but I can't help but feel that they are empty. That I'm a chore. That there is no way he enjoys my company as much as I do his.

Logic is telling me that it's nothing but nerves, but emotion is giving me a very different synopsis.

I want to fucking kill myself because of how fat and weak I've gotten lately and also because I'm retaking 2 classes for the third time (not the same classes, but this will be my third time retaking classes in general) in 2.5 years of college. If it weren't for the $8k in student loan debt that would go onto my mother and the fact that my 3 yr old brother would miss me I'd probably do it.

>>17809150
If you're not happy then make a change. Go to a concert, go to a museum, start trying to meet people. Worst case scenario (unless you do something stupid and/or illegal) is that nothing changes. Best case, you meet people you actually connect with and become fulfilled.

>>17807794
>>17807985
No worries anon I also made a fool of myself at an office party, it doesn't really matter just keep working and laugh it off or something. Best advice is to stop drinking, drink something non alcoholic for your first drink then sip your first one. The rule is, never be the most drunk. Would you say it was caused by alcohol or was caused more so by desire?

I'm 24, about to finish my bachelor's in communications. I've made so many amazing connections along the way, and have several career opportunities on the horizon. I have never been in a serious relationship before, and have always been taught that it's of the utmost importance to someday marry another person and have a family. Some time ago, I promised myself that if I make it to 40 and still cannot achieve these things, I'll just end it there.

I'm totally okay with this, and admitting it actually gives me the confidence to seek more chances to succeed.

How important is style? Keep in mind I'm a massive pothead (half o+) a week. I'm also a dealer somewhat. Not like I deal to new people, I just get it for a few people to get mine free. I pretty much dress homeless. Literally my nicest clothes are my work uniforms lol. None of this matters to me. This girl mom interested in now seems to have been brought up with some money, she also is a pothead so maybe she will be unphased. Should I really care about getting new clothes or just wear my ratty hippie shit. The ratty hippie shit is the real me. I'm as honest of a person as they come. I hate fake.shit and fake people.

>>17809505
Also, I'm not dirty. I value hygiene quite a bit just not the quality of items to garnish myself with.

I'm an alcoholic
I'm trying to stop but all I do is wish I was drunk at night

Today is the first time I've been drunk for 6 days
I'm not drunk enough but I'm out of beer and booze

Tomorrow I'll be sober but I know all I'll feel is the desire for more booze

I'm fucking poor now and I think really that's the only thing making me trying to cut back

>>17809505
Style is very important if you wan't to date/meet women. Style is everything for women, and they want a man to has some of his own.

You can still wear better clothes and be you. HOLY FUCK, the whole point of style is to express who you are (to a certain degree). I implore you to keep an eye out for a nice jacket, or cool jeans that might interest YOU.

But above all of that, make you you're meeting the basics. Shower so you aren't dirty. Brush your teeth so your breath doesn't smell. Cut your nails. Put on deodorant so you don't smell. If your hair is long, take care of it. Basic hygiene bro.

>>17809539
>>17809512

Im in the Air Force. Am getting tired of being called chair force. Our branch is cool. We handle all the nukes and top secret shit

>>17809546
Who gives a shit

Being called chairforce is liked being called "smart" by the retards

AF is the only branch for smart people

Fuck you Emerson clan, I just want a nice bus ride.

I am a societal reject whose last shot at happiness is ending up in a grave.

>>17809546
Just drone them lol

I'm feeling lonely yet again.
The three boyfriends I had all ended up cheating on me.
I thought I was really good to them.
I'm still with my latest boyfriend but I don't tell anyone he's my bf anymore.

I feel like monogamy isn't real and maybe I shouldn't care anymore
But then the feels creep up and say "they cheated because you suck"

Half of me wants to go to find some rando to fuck on Craigslist
The other half says to focus on school, work, and developing myself
And every once in a while, I think about how meaningless life is and I should kill myself

People are mean

>>17808692
I have bpd

Javent told anyone but my plan was to lock the door so it could not be unlocked and get really drunk and take more than safe doseage of pills while I smoke my last smoke then in the heat of drunkenness chug more pills and bleach, literally bleach. Then lay in a cold bath

>New girl at work
>she's my type (skinny, petite, etc) and nice to talk to
>Talk to her, start to feel THAT way
>One day she timidly blurts out she has a bf
>Well fuck, time to move on
>Actively try to avoid her so the crush dies out (I think she's a great person regardless of my feelings ,but if I stood near her I'd never get over her)
>She sometimes insinuates we don't chat as much as before (no shit cap)
>Time passes on, discover she's quitting in a few days
>Feel really sad
>Next day talk to her about it
>She is obviously sad about leaving the company but you know, better job options etc
>She asks if I'm sad and I say yes (fuck me for being a sentimental shit), she insinuates she's sad as well
>"My new job is kinda far from home but I could crash at my bfs house"
>Feel like trash because after all this time I still have a crush on her, she still has a bf and I feel like I wasted my time exposing myself so much

Thank you for reading me. Its a mixture of sadness and relief.

really hate it when i drink hot chocolate and then my hands feel all sticky and i have to go wash them like 3 times before i can relax...

>>17809420
You remind me of my ex. During our first days as a couple she told me that, if I ever grew tired of her, I should tell her as soon as possible.

Time passes on and she tells me this stuff several times.
>You should find a fun, pretty girl, not me
Of course this made me feel weirded out and scared and I always told her she would be the first to know of anything like that happened. In the end we split because
>I don't dedicate you enough time. You deserve someone better
I don't know if that part was her insecurity or maybe she tried to play an easy card.

If he's with you, be happy he's there. He chose you for a reason, maybe you don't understand it but to him, that particular reason is enough to make him feel special.

>>17809675
However much you like her, just ask her out on a date/friend date
>make your move
>put it out on the line
>1lessregret.life

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unemployed for a year.
today i tried to go to a meetup thing for the company i wanna work at, in the hopes of finding a job.
i got really scared and just left immediately because there was just lots of people there.
i want to fucking die now

I can be civilized and get along with you for the sake of our job... but to actually message outside of work, I'm not interested.

>>17808757
I wish my ex would apologize to me.

>>17809693
It wouldn't make a difference, she's still moving to that new place and she still has a boyfriend. Sometimes things aren't meant to be anon, no matter how badly we want them. We have a saying in my country that goes

>When it's your time, it's your time.

Life works in weird ways we don't always understand. This of course means me having to suck it up and move forward, it hurts but there's no other way.

>>17807849
>>17807991
I've done some thinking about what you said and I have come to the conclusion that you are a pseudo-intellectual piece of shit. Nothing in my original post implied I "reduce people to a label" or some shit like that. You just made a blatant assumption about me.
Now can someone who knows what they're talking about give me some advice?

>>17809682
you're doing it wrong. the hot chocolate goes in the cup, not in your hands.

maybe try pouring neater or wiping the outside of the cup? I'm not really sure what the problem is here.

>>17809359
why can't you have a temporary nice thing in life? it's better than not having nice times.

there was a girl I worked with once that I reallllly liked. we got along super well and I knew she was into me, I was into her, she was here on a temp work visa from argentina. this was a problem for me for reasons I can't remember now that I've gotten older and less stupid. we could have had a great time, instead I ruined it and caused us to be at some weird awkward relationship purgatory where we were just friends even though thats not really what either of us wanted.

when she was about to go back home she told me that any time I wanted I was welcome in argentina and our mutual friends from argentina dropped jokes and hints that I might go and not want to come back, like maybe that's what she was feeling. she gave me the biggest, longest hug I've ever gotten from a girl I wasn't dating long term like she didn't want to let go, we promised to stay in touch, I didn't.

end of story, it's not a good one is it?

think on it. cause I could be in argentina right now, I mean I get basically free airfare anywhere in the world, but I was weird about shit.

I love our kid but I regret meeting you.
I didn't want to cut my hair, change my musical tastes, go to college, become a male nurse, support your stay at home activities and work 5 nights a week while you never wash clothes, cook, or clean.

I hate that I'm in debt, I hate that I 'own' a house I'll be paying off until I'm dead, I hate that I'm gaining weight and turning to alcohol to cope with this depression that the prozac and trazadone are no longer helping with.

>>17809809
If you didn't want all those things you shouldn't have had a kid when you weren't with the right person and weren't ready financially.
Got nobody but yourself to blame there buddy.

The general consensus for you ugly cunt is exactly that. You are an ugly cunt so quit pretending to be a white bitch online just for the attention gook.

I loved you but still you fucked half of the town before we were together
Fuck off, you were a slut and I stayed carrying you for a long time even though it was killing me and nobody gave a shit about how I felt

uhh, I don't feel anything. I get irritated by knowing I have to eat food to survive... thats lame.

I just drive around, look at people, pick my nose, put on my sunglasses, take off my sunglasses, park, put on my sunglasses when I get out from the car. Take off my sunglasses when I walk towards some shade. I prefer to go places at night it's just easier.

uhh... I don't ever seem to have the right amount of money to do whats on my mind so I just sit on my ass ignoring everyone who attempts to talk to me if at all...

Haven't had sex in seven years this September, forgot what it feels like entirely not even tempted to jerk off anymore so little pleasure comes from that.

uhhhhh.... I try dating but I don't feel attracted enough to even actually learn about the person or do shit for em.

Some days if not most days I wake up in a deep unreasonable anger but I dismiss it since there is no one and no way to share it with or get rid of it...

uhh... what else what else.... uhhh... I wrote this long ass post and now am wondering who is gonna shit on it for being so long. I already know everyone is gonna shit on it bc it is so long.

uhh...

I never abreviate in my texts so I think thats why people don't talk to me.

This world is not real none of you exist your life is a very shallow simulation that is briefly caqlled upon when I interact with you or seek outside stimuli to answer existential queries from a feeble rotting male human mind.

Please kill me not even joking I don't know why I can not die. Thanks that was nice feel way better guyzs.

>>17806944
I'll pray for you anon, please don't do it.

>>17809751
fucking savage, bro

how do i break up with you? i thought i wanted you, but you just turned out to be such a piece of shit in a way. like.... i think you're such a manipulative character playing a charade and now that i definitely know what i want in life, how do i get you out of the picture with my life still intact?

I dunno if this really helps me or not. Every few months I come here and write some shit in this box and sometimes I post what I wrote.
Anyway, I find it really amazing how fast things change. Last Tuesday I somehow found my lost balls and started talking to a lot of girls and even the girl I'm into.
I kept it up for the rest of the week, using all the ego boost I had left. And it was ok, but yesterday I woke up and was apparently my boost had dried out. My day was as shitty as any other day when I had no energy to do anything and when I tried to force myself to doing so it was tiresome... way different from these past days.
I know what catalysed my ego boost, but that ain't happening again anytime soon.
It was exactly 1 week long. Well... I talked to G yesterday morning, but I don't know if I was successful. We talked and all, but she's nice to a lot of losers, so I do need to have that in mind.
Let's see if I can have my confidence go up and set it as my new standard. Life will become way nicer. I just wish it took longer for the fall to come.

You can't say I haven't tried. I have tried for so long many many times with people supporting me. And now I have no one. I just want to stop feeling. Even if it's considered selfish. I'll try for another year and then I'm going to resort to suicide.

I'm falling for you and I don't care. My boyfriend is pretty boring but too nice to break up with. You make me excited. You make me want to be slutty for you. Just fuck me already. Do it.

>>17810278
my dick long but not reach all the way to provo long think again I will kill myself before you stand up and do the right thing

>>17807577
But theoretically it could be possible that she is nervous because the guy she is interested in is trying to get to know her more. So she kinda pushed it off for now until either she works up the nerve or something else?

That could explain the EMT stuff as well. As she is comfortable talking about that, and knows that I have a real interest there as well

I fuckin love to geek out my damn mind

>>17810278
This motivates me to hit up that bitch.

>>17806944
Tell me about your pain anon
Man I got so much pain too

My girlfriend likes anal but never really done it. I fingered her ass for the first time today. I felt a chunk of feces. I'm disgusted. But during the time, she was so blind in pleasure, she didn't notice, i think.

But the finger i used to do it, i already burned it, washed it, but i can't get this disgusting feeling off myself.

>>17805225
Move on from your past it's not doing you good.

>>17810278
Please break up with your boyfriend now, the sooner you leave him the sooner he can pick himself back up and look for someone else.

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we've been together for a long time. I don't know what I would do if I lost you, but maybe we both know that is a lie.

I shouldn't have fucked that other girl, but I can't change the past. I lust for her body, but I do not have the guts change my current situation.

I've done this to myself, I must live withy choices

>>17810411
What the fuck did you expect to find, pixie dust and rainbows? Next time have your girl prep herself properly, there are plenty of guides online. Also wear gloves and use lots of lube.

Getting a hobby in calligraphy was one of the best things I've ever done

Hey I thought it would be nice to hang out together this evening, I understand if you're tired or busy, or god forbid not interested, but I'm a grown girl and I'll deal with it. Can't say I want be disappointed if you didn't want to see me again though. I had a great time yesterday evening, I don't feel like seeing anyone else. Not sure what it is about this feeling between us but I'm falling for you, I'm trying to keep my cool and give you some space just in case you're not up for this. I just wanted to know I think you're lovely and I'm having a lovely time with you, and I feel like I can't believe my luck but I don't want to push dates on you at all. It's my own insecurities that have usually made things awry if I had feelings before. I almost never do, then this seems to be an exception

>>17807842
>>17809751
Still waiting for someone to give me some good advice. Someone who isn't a complete sjw retard like (>>17807849 >>17807991)

>>17810842
Sorry m8, that's how the world spins.

I still love you, but I hate you, but I love you, you do the same, I keep hurting you, you keep hurting me, I need to get out of here.
I've been feeling things towards Lourdes.
And I feel like crapfor it, because I think she doesn't feel the same.
I need to be happy, I need to be happy, I hate everything, I need to do stuff with my life.
I want to end this. I will go to art school, I wanna draw porn, I want to be a fucking internet pervert, but at the same time, I need some one to love me. I don't want to be with another ill woman with mental problems again, you said it yourself, then why
WHY, do I still love you? You were right getting out of my life, but I still miss you, I'm a complete mess.

I bet someone is going to kek at this...

>>17806031

No it's not. Stop lying to yourself.

If it weren't for you I would have never understood love, I never felt so alive when I finally felt it through you. I love you and curse you simultaneously for making me feel this way. You make me feel weaker and stronger in ways I never thought I would feel in my life. You mean a lot to me and I wish you are here with me.

>>17810884
typically I got moderately high standards, but something about her appeals to me

>>17810842
If you just want to hear stuff you want to hear then why bother asking other people for their opinion?
Just get a mirror and tell yourself what you want to hear lmao

I've had to plate-spin like nobody's business at work lately and I'm starting to make mistakes. It's pissing me off and making me look like an idiot. I really need, hell, really want this job. I've never been so fulfilled financially and personally. Fuck.

>>17810926
The asshole who replied to me claimed I was "reducing people to a label", which isn't true at all. Even if that was true, so what? Everyone else is reducing people to a label as well. Am I the only one that rule applies to?

I wish I could read your mind sometimes.. or to be able to stop worrying.

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I love a girl I met a few months ago, we became friends(maybe good ones too) but I'm afraid to make a move because, even if we are going to be together, I think it will all end in misery and I don't want to feel that feel again since my feelings for this one are stronger!

I feel like we're going to get married

You're the light of my life love

I still care about you deeply. I wonder how things will play out between us in the long run. I have a feeling fate will have us meet again; hopefully under better circumstances.

I AM SUPER SAD AND LONELY AND TRYING TO REACH OUT TO PEOPLE.

Nobody is online, and I don't feel comfortable ringing people. Can someone please please please talk to me

>>17811321
Yes what's up

>>17811329
I'm really bad at being alone, I try to be around people at all times but there are times I'm not and I just end up feeling shit. Now is one of those times.

>>17811334
Same. There's like no one interesting to me and if i find them interesting, they dont find me interesting. Suucks

>>17811341
I mean, I have a partner, but I can't expect them to provide EVERY SINGLE THING I need because that's unfair

I just don't like being on my own in my head

>>17811346
Me too. I don't want to seem needy. They don't understand i hate being alone. Either nothing's going through my head from complete boredom, or bad shit that's only there from being by myself

>>17811351
I get worse the longer I'm on my own, but it's almost like I revel in it once I'm there.

>>17811356
Lol either you like being alone or don't

>>17811362
I mean I almost feel like I revel in feeling shit, not in being alone. I hate it.

>>17811370
Yea well I'll reply to you forever :) never alone see

Alright final decision do whatever you want to these pieces of dirt.

I'll challenge you for fun and not because of the pain you inflict on these disgusting illogical beings. Fuck them, fuck them all to death.

>>17804657
Another unproductive year.
I think I can blame my parents at least a bit for having shit discipline and work ethic.
I'm disappointed in myself.

>>17805102
kekd

This fucking job is like Office Space. I get reminded about a mistake or something I should have done by like multiple people and its fucking annoying as fuck.

im really debating not showing up to my last shifts and just going out and doing other cool shit instead

But start as soon as you're in because I cannot take one more day of these fucking maggots crawling around everywhere

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>tfw a timid Christian virgin and the girl you can't get over used to be a prostitute and is happily engaged now

She sounds so disinterested about going out tomorrow.
Compared to a month ago where you were looking forward to it.

Wtf happened up in mammoth? You slept with him didn't you? Just be honest with me so I know I'm not wasting my time.

Why did you have to die?

I love you. I still need you. Same as my grandfather, I have to lock you away, buried inside my heart somewhere. Too painful otherwise. I'll never hear your voice, or see your smile again.

I wish I'd given you a proper thank you, biut all my words were choked when I tried to speak. All I could manage was "I love you". I hope you heard. I will always love you.

I hate you

hard to keep myself together, i feel like shattering on the ground.was on a thread the other day dedicated to feels: saw a pic w text saying " the moment you kill yourself you wake up on your parents bed, the sun is shining " at first when reading this it made me start to cry and feel emotions, something real. but now i am picking it to pieces and thinking of all the kids who grew to be adults who never had parents, or never felt maybe some love from some adult figure. Why do I feel so isolated when i know you are out there