From NEET to Normie

You're not going to stick with these because you have vague shit like
>forming some sort of exercise pattern
>eating healthier
>joining some sort of club
>getting a job

>>17800931
This.

Make plans, not new years' resolutions. Join a group of sporters, tell them to keep you going. Go jogging with a couple of guys on a daily basis, it'll help you socialise AND excercise.

>Getting a job
Reply to any/all job offers to see what you could do, and contact nearby businesses that you would like to join or offer a good salary

>Joining some sort of club
Go into the city, find a club, bar, café or similar that looks nice and/or has people of your age in it, and go into it. Better to have tried it and not enjoy it and leave than to forever wonder what it could be like. If you leave a place, go looking for a next one. Keep going until you find one you like.

>>17800931
>>17801037
This sounds helpful. Thank you.

>>17800922
some of what you stated isnt even normie stuff

>>Going for a jog daily / forming some sort of exercise pattern

most normies wont exercise. if you want to be a normie, you should make up excuses and drink, party, and watch netflix instead.

>eating helthier

maybe this a normie thing, depends on how much shit you eat.

>joining some sort of club

i dont know a single normie who joins clubs unless they are really passionate about something.

the rest is just obvious shit that any human being should do. you're improving yourself which is great but dont mix up a decent person with a normie.

proper normies are people that watch popular stuff with out any thought, never read, close minded, need drugs to socialize with people, talk about pointless shit etc. you dont want to be a normie but one step at a time, eh.

>>17800931
Whenever you go to bathroom, clean your balls/asshole with wethand, then wash hand/wipe ass with tissue paper.

This gets rid of the yellow stain/shit marks on your underpants.

Also, clean wash your penis after peeing/whenever in bathroom. No weird smells.

>tfw not NEET but still at the bottom of the hierarchy

This is the worst. You are low enough to keep being frustrated, but decent enough to not be motivated for change.

>>17801378

We all start somewhere. Even fuckboys were kissless virgins for awhile.

Another person here. How to deal with videogame addiction and procrastination? I can't do shit even when deadline hangs round my neck, and vidya give me some mental relaxing.

>>17800922
i don't know if i would qualify as a NEET, but i've been stuck in a depressive rut.
>gaining weight cause of shitty diet
>constantly online, indoors
>house is constantly a mess
>if it wasnt for my boyfriend I would probably not shower
>i'm in school currently but i've been slipping.
>not doing assignments
>skipping more classes
>i either eat way too much or not enough, to the point where i'm getting sick

i realize that i need to make some lifestyle changes, but i can't ever muster up enough motivation to stick to those changes. My boyfriend is supportive, but in the back of my mind i'm afraid it is going to be to much for him to handle and he wont want to be with me anymore.
it's hard, anon.

>>17801981
forgot to mention that i have a self analysis essay due on the 1st, and i've yet to start it.

>>17801418
Give yourself time limits
2 hours of video games a day only after you completed some work say 1 hour of work

I said it in the previous thread and I'll say it here again.

Becoming a normie is possible however you must rethink your expectations.

If what you want is go out and have a normal life you can.
Id you think you can change your ways, then I' tell you, what you are now is what you are.

You will always be a shut-in, reserved person, with its own special tastes.

All a neet needs to do to not be a neet, is to find a job and possibly getting into a career study.

This is literally all you have to do:

-Wake up early, but sleep in once a week.
-Wear name brands, but get them secondhand.
-Go to the gym but don't take it seriously
-Get a job you hate and get drunk often.

Congrats you are a normie.