I had a particularly affectionate one night stand, it was the

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>>17794400
Being cuddled at night is too hot and makes it impossible to fall asleep properly

I question the vertias of your episode milday

>>17794400

I need an electromagnet to generate 9 joules linearly. Do the math.

>>17794406
42

I beat you cuck

>>17794407

>using sharingan to anticipate threads

I should have known when you let me use your wife, but I still held out hope for you to mend your ways.

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>>17794413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KqB9Eji8pY

Naruto....you'll never match my strength

Behold!

*rinnegan activates*

THIS IS THE TRUE POWER OF THE UCHIHA CLAN!

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>>17794421

>be amazing at life
>your little bro living in your shadow
>he tries so hard
>he is sitting in class wondering what it's like to be SOF immediately out of school
>he drives himself insane because he can never live up to you
>spend life trying to fix world for cucks because you pity them
>realize it's hopeless

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>>17794435
Itachi was the hero Konoha didn't deserve

>tfw you will never die next to your boypussy in battle

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>>17794447

>tfw best girl

Holy shit. Naruto apparently aired in 2002.

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>>17794455
>having a filler waifu

Madara had to burn an Izanagi to take down best girl

OG Akatsuki is the best

>>17794489

I stopped by the time Jiraya died and blue hair whore showed up. Did see the papercut hentai though.

Should have stopped after boipussy died desu.

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>>17794495
Finish the series or Itachi's death would have been in vain

Skip all fillers or probably just skip to when Naruto and Sasuke fight Kaguya

>>17794505

>tfw read last chapter and Anko is fat

NOPE

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>>17794508
The waifus just keep coming though

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>>17794522

>one tomoe

>>17794533
She's 11!

Also fuck OPs thread

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>>17794539

>6" is average

>>17794547
Damn Sarada is an under-achiever

>>17794400
Hey OP ignore these idiots who completely ignored your thread. Girl here. Who lives with her bf.

It will come. I lived my life for years like This, alone, craving love. It will come. I know it's hard to be alone and it sucks feeling like no one takes you seriously on this serious ass thread. Keep your head up, there are good people out here... And just do good and out good energy out into the world and it will come back to you. Please take it from someone who has been there and who has that now. Hope it gets better for you. Positive attracts positive. Always stay good, you'll be alright sweet heart

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>>17794645

>pic related

>>17794660
Chan is full of trolls. Take my advice, don't listen to these Naruto loving faggots.

>>17794747

>telling OP not to pursue sharingan
>claiming to know what's best for him

>>17794645
That sure is one long platitude. Not OP but when I look at my parent's generation of my family I see a bunch of permanently single men who as far as I'm aware have absolutely nobody in their lives. The women of course are fine. If you're a lonely guy you'll probably stay lonely, sorry OP.