I become an asshole when drunk How fix Why does my gf put up with it

My bf doesn't like me when I'm drunk so I just don't drink if I'm gonna be spending time with him. Simple.

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Drink so much your drink personality becomes the standard. It makes people think you are a nice person when you're sober. Rather than an asshole when you're drunk.
It works on tour.

>>17793297
It's a shame that there isn't a way to stop becoming drunk.

>>17793376
I know, huh

>>17793297
100 year old vaudeville joke:

PATIENT (moving arm or something): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
DOCTOR: So don't do that!

Modern version:

YOU: I become an asshole when I get drunk.
DOCTOR: . . . . . .

Don't drink around your girlfriend dumbass

>>17796310
That would literally be impossible

>>17796982

Do you understand the definition of the world "impossible" or are you just completely retarded?