Need dating advice

Do you really need one?
Try to be happy with yourself first, you'd be surprised to know that having a gf/bf isn't everything you think it's cut out to be.

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Tell her "I'm a gorilla dick nigger, I make dyke pussy wet."

Get out the basement

>>17791936
here's how I did it OP, was mostly unintentional on my part though, though I did like her

>high school
>started lifting weights that year
>new chick came to school and was in my class
>i couldn't watch the homework movie at home so she volunteered
>watched avatar with her and we chewed bubble gum together and it was cute
>then had another movie to watch, we kissed in the good part of the movie
>she started inviting me over on the regular, we ended up going out

so /blogpost basically:

>good hygiene, shower every day, haircut, chewing gum, deodorant, neat facial hair etc
>lift weights get /fit/ (not vital but will really help)
>have common ground, or some sort of excuse to go to her house, or for her to come to yours
>you have to make some moves

Since you're probably not in school, let's say we substitute "class" for "club, church, group, mixed-gender sports team, work, etc". These are all places you can meet girls and have work-related excuses to get closer to them without seeming creepy

Another option is to just use Tinder and if a chick likes you, you can go out.

Also remember that eating pussy WELL is of vital importance http://www.youporn.com/watch/200577/pussy-eating-lesson/

>>17792147
This was actually really cool, thanks for sharing

>>17792291
no prob

also i forgot to emphasise the relationship part of it moreso than the sex part

it really helps to have common ground, if you start fucking a chick you have nothing in common with, the relationship isn't gonna last

there is more stuff here too if you're just looking for casual hook-ups instead of a relationship
https://bookofpook.neocities.org/

>>17791936
Read PUA books and normalize them into yourself

>>17791972
Im not saying the n word.

>>17791936

i always ask them how much they weigh and if they could convert that number to kilos from grams for me just so i know theyre smart and dont care about their weight (assuming theyre not fass butch dykes lmao)