My gf considers porn cheating and constantly questions me if

>>17784864

She's insane and paranoid and it will probably only get worse from here. Run while you can.

If she won't consider therapy for her controlling behaviour, leave.

>>17784867
when i tell her shes being paranoid, i get "well i'd rather be paranoid than oblivious"

>>17784868
cant afford it

>>17784872
If I was you I would give her 3 options
1 Be with me 24/7 365 and give me sex anytime I want
2 Take off you clothes and take some pictures every week or 2 for my personal use
3 Get the fuck over it or leave
Alternatively I would tell her guys need to masturbate porn helps us get there faster so we're not jerking on our dicks for 30 mins trying to remember my hot teacher I had 10 years ago

>>17784864
Hahaha I envy you

Nahh I don't really

I look at and save so much porn

It's right here in my downloads folder and my girlfriend either hasn't found it or just doesn't care

Girls are fucking dumb honestly you could save porn to your desktop and they wouldn't find it it's ridiculous

Life has only one rule OP.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Lmfao op caught a crazy bitch. The sad thing is I can't even tell if this is completely made up because I've heard much crazier things from random folks but yeah...

>>17784947 do option 1 until you get bored and remember to wrap your tool every time because when you get bored of fucking her eventually you'll wanna bail later. If she's crazy enough to project her retarded theory on you then she's crazy enough to be your cumdump on an as needed basis. If she goes for it though you're living the dream for awhile. If she says no then tell her to fuck off and never talk to her again

>>17784872
She's being abusive and controlling.
Her paranoia is negetivly affecting Someone she cares about (you).

Tell her to cut it out or it's over. Offer to help her work through it but she needs to understand that she's the one with the problem

>>17784876
can't afford therapy or leaving her?
cause if it's the latter, you two are a great match

>>17785028
cant afford therapy, dumbass

>>17785034
she's only going to get worse with time

You need to break up with her.
What's stopping you?

>>17784864
> Incognito

Well are you a porn addict?

>>17784864

Youre a dumbass if you dont realize that she is a monster and stay with her.
You deserve everything she gives you if you put up with it and stick around.

that's actually abusive behavior

give her the ultimatum or get out

>>17784864
Dump her. She is controlling, unreasonable, jealous, and stupid.
She needs to work through her past, its not right for her to throw her baggage on you.

>>17785144
Yes and I kind of don't have sex with her much anymore. I promised her I'll stop and only fuck her but it's too hard when I'm horny and she isn't around when I need to cum. I don't do phone sex anymore with girls since she considers it cheating tho

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>>17785170
Yup. This is passive aggressive controlling behavior.
OP, remember that you're a man. You're the goddamned result of 150,000+ years of hominid evolution. Act like it, for fuck's sake.
NO.
Magic words. Almost guaranteed to get her juices flowing after she gets her tantrum out of the way.
NO.

If pressed, just say "You trust me or you don't. I have a mother already. Stop acting like a goddamned stalker, and feel free to go if you don't like it. I won't have your bullshit today."

If you don't negotiate, and don't explain too much beyond a few phrases, and don't lecture her, you'll get her all kinds of wound up.

Or it could blow up, which is also somewhat positive. Chances are it will be in the middle, but end result is that you showed both her and yourself that you are not to be manipulated, and this is never something to be despised.

Man up some, OP. You'll be thankful no matter the results.

>>17785222
Wow go fk urself then

>>17784864
>Porn is cheating
Sounds like BPD.

>>17785222
Can't you just watch porn with her?
It's boring but it's the only way for me to watch porn (she won't say it's cheating but she's obviously unhappy as it means I'm not satisfied with her) and it always turns her on.

>>17784864
My question to you is

Why do you need to get off to porn? Why don't you have sex with your gf instead? Does she expect you not to get off to porn while she refuses to sleep with you?

>>17784864
Get a new girlfriend.

Wew this was an easy one.

>>17784864
She's cray. And you're a cuck who lets a cray person invade his privacy.

Either try to reason with her or run.

>>17785411
>>17785364
that isnt me, OP here.

>>17784864
Honestly just comfort her.
This is a cry for help and love.
She will hopefully see how extreme she's being after you give her some empathy.

>>17784864
>she thinks im automatically a cheater because im a male

why is she your gf then? dump her you schmuck

why the fuck would you ever stick your fick in that? are you retarded? have you not heard the saying never stick your dick in crazy?