What's the highest paying job I can get?

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Okay guys, I need to make money, and naturally, I want to make the highest amount of money for my time. I was wondering if anyone here knows what would be the best job I could get.

Here are my qualifications/information about me:
>Associates degree in liberal arts (don't criticize me for that, for one I didn't have a choice in major and neither I nor my parents paid a cent for it)
>No official work experience (just renovation stuff on the house)
>Nearly 22 years old
>I spent July 2013-August 2015 as a NEET, spent the Fall 2015 and Spring 2016 semester studying.
>Got a 3.75 GPA on the first semester studying engineering, the second semester lowered my cumulative GPA to 2.12
>I didn't attend class for Fall 2016, haven't made a decision about studying during Spring 2017
>5'10" with no disabilities
>CPR certification (the kind healthcare providers get because I was thinking about becoming an EMT, might use it to become a nurse instead)
>Do not have a driver's license yet, but will hopefully pass my test on the 22nd
>Live in Northern NJ
>Can touch-type at about 90 WPM, max out at 123 WPM for a few seconds
>Know English and Spanish well enough to write, speak, and read them both
>Have some experience with Excel from a class in 9th grade (also some with Word, but that's pretty much everyone)

So how does the situation look for me?