What would you call a city of ferrets?

>>17774027

Detroit

>>17774027

Ferreton-shire-ville.

With the Duke of nooks, the earl of fuzz and the king of nibs.

faggot town

>>17774027
My aunts house.

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>>17774027
either Stalkum or Narc

based off the second definition

/adv/ is one of the worst places you could have come for this kind of shit, as most people here lack both the creativity and the will to help people with such petty problems compared to the ones others ask advice on. Anyways, I would call such city "Putorii" (or Putoria, if you have bad taste). It's the nominative plural form of the word putorius, which is the name of the species to which the ferret (Mustela putorius furo) belongs. Anyways, just a suggestion.

>>17774027
Poleand.

because ferrets are polecats, you see

>>17774027
Shrew York

>>17774027

What kind of city? Is it grand and the seat of a kingdom, or is it modest and quaint, or is it a hive of scum and villany?

"A city" is impossible to nane well, because it's too generic. Tell us what sort of city it is, and we'll name it right.