Depression test

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>>17772390
Wanna change results?

>>17772390
it even says on the site that only a medical professional can diagnose depression properly and that this test is not for this purpose.

there is no reason to think you would drag a therapist into this, its his job.
if you think you might have depression ask a psychologist to diagnose you.

Major Depression: Very Slight
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight
Cyclothymia: Slight
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

These tests are equivalent to Tumblr astrology charts. See a real doctor.

>>17772460
If say it is somewhat accurate but a little exaggerated.

>>17772465
It's about as accurate as Hitler's predictions of a quick war in Russia in 1941.

>>17772512
It does but for some jobs you might get refused for having it.

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I talked with a psychologist last year who told me that I didn't have a mental illness (don't know if depression counts for a mental illness though). From my own point of view I wouldn't be surprised to find out that I'm depressed or something so I think the results are correct

>>17772522
depression the emotion you experience when your girl breaks up with you is not a mental illness

depression the mood state which lasts for months/years at a time and leaves you buried under your own anhedonia is a mental illness

oftentimes psychologists can tell whether or not you're in the former or the later by sheer body language. depressed people have very distinct body language cues they give off.

>>17772390

like most online tests, its very flawed.

every question might as well be

>Do you think you're depressed?
>do you want to be depressed?

if you're seriously concerned, go see a therapist. not for a diagnosis, but for treatment regardless of what the 'term' might be.

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>>17772390

i now have moderate bi polar disorder because i experience regular changes in happy and sad based on whats actually fucking happening.

these tests dont allow for rationalization. every question brings you one step closer to a disorder.

'very slight' basically means none at all.
'slight' means 'you're more sensitive to most people'.
>'slight-moderate' basically means you're having a bad day

tahts all it is mate.,

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>>17772390
>Depression test

>Do you often feel that life is not worth living?

nice test rofl

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>>17772390
I feel emotionless and can't seem to care about anything. Doesn't look like I'm depressed though so I guess I'm just an asshole.

>>17772545
>the bullshit tumblr astrology test turned out to be bullshit!

no, really?

>>17772556

direct your sass at OP, I was simply chiming in to show him how dumb it was, it wasn't a surprise to me.

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Help

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>>17772390
>Do you think that sadness and disappointment are a regular part of life,
yes

>and that "happy" people are only deceiving themselves?
no


>
How would you describe your mood over the past several months?
>A rollercoaster
>A long, dark tunnel
>A bumpy road
>A smooth ride
rollercoasters are fucking fun
long dark tunnels are cool and spooky
bumby roads are an annoyance
smooth rides are boring and expected

>What is your least-favorite season?
I hate summer because my electric bill jumps from $100 to $300, makes my car hot as fuck, and makes people irritable in general
Winter is smooth sailing

how the fuck Am i supposed to answers these questions?!

though I can easily tell which answers are the "right" ones

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>seasonal depression high-moderate
>I live at Southern Hemisphere

I just hate summer, that's all. But the rest is quite relatable.

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>>17773322
Most people - in general - have some amount of seasonality to their mood even if they don't qualify for a mood disorder per say.

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>>17772390

I now proclaim that I am the most mentally well-adjusted person in this thread

and there's nothing you can do about

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>>17772390
Re-firming what I already knew.
Going on 10 years here. If you want to know what it's like, or what it's like knowing you will never be happy in your life do to some fucked off chemical unbalance and accepting that, ask away.

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What do?

I have been pretty sad lately and in all honesty bud I don't think that /adv/ would be a good sample group. We're all depressed fucks here.

If you think you might be depressed, seek a therapist.

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Ehh, i already knew i was bad off, so this doesnt scare me.
>fights demons in body
I've faced this for years, i'm desensitized, immune even!
>constant numb, buzzing feeling
This isnt news to me, HA!
>Takes another drink
listening to music, shrinking as the music artist bereates me, tells me im pathetic
>curls up
I just have to get my shit together!
>days flying by, cant remember anything of use
I'm so tired, ill sleep some tonight! Feel refreshed tomorrow!
>Drunk, looking at knife
No, not needed. I'm good. Please stop.
>Staring at knife, sharpening while looking
These lines will fade with time, you cant go through life without scars!
>shotgun in the peripheral, pleading to cycle
Today is 11/17/16

Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Very High
Dysthymia: Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A


t. son of vietnam vet

I find it really weird that I don't accept the kind of scoring the test gave me, even though I know I'm depressed to a certain extent. I think I'm alright in my own words, but sometimes I think my self esteem fucks with my perception concerning the severity of my depression, like I'm allowing myself to exaggerate how insignificant it is. But, hey, I say I'm probably better off living in denial of it.

Anon with disabilities and ptsd it is accurate I think. But everyone is different if you have been feeling under the weather look into your diet and see if anything you have been eating may be affecting you negavitily food greatly affects us.

As well now that is winter make sure to take oil of oregno for immunity, vitamin D and C. Also make sure to drink lots of water doing these things help a lot. Try setting daily small goals and make sure to try and set time aside daily for a relax time.Try volunteering at an old age home it is quiet and will help you get the interaction you need plus when you help others it helps how you overall feel.

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Fucking hell, anons, y'all are fucked up. You need some chinese cartoons in your life.

>>17773737
You almost beat me.

Almost.

The test doesn't really ask enough questions, nor does it have enough thought put into it's questions.

Major Depression: Extremely High
Dysthymia: Very High
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Major Depression: Very High
Dysthymia: High
Bipolar Disorder: Very High
Cyclothymia: Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Really weird outcome. I feel OK.

>>17773737
>You need some chinese cartoons in your life
yes, these fuckers need Watamote and Welcome to the NHK

>>17772390
<table cellspacing="2" style="background:#000;"><tr><th style="width:200px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Disorder</th><th style="width:120px;background:#000; color:#fff;font-weight:bold;">Your Score</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/major_depression.html" style="color:#000;">Major Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/dysthymia.html" style="color:#000;">Dysthymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/bipolar.html" style="color:#000;">Bipolar Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px; color:#000;">Slight-Moderate</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/cyclothymia.html" style="color:#000;">Cyclothymia</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/sad.html" style="color:#000;">Seasonal Affective Disorder</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;color:#000;">Very Slight</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#eeb;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/postpartum.html" style="color:#000;">Postpartum Depression</a>:</b></td><td style="text-align:center;background:#eeb;padding:3px;color:#000;">N/A</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#cda;padding:3px;"><b><a href="http://www.depressedtest.com/" style="color:#000;">Take the Depression Test</a></td></tr></table>

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>>17774286
kekfail wtf
here's results

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>>17773737
F*ck you normie

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fuck this shitty test I'm calling bullshit