Am I retarded?

>>17763467
>Was she trying to get me to make some sort of move?

Yes she wanted you to fuck around with her.

>>17763471
In the theater?

>>17763601
no balls

>>17763608
Fuck me I guess I just didn't want to get pushed away and things were going so well

She did say before that I was so gentle and that she liked it rough

Shiiieeeeeet how can I salvage this?

>>17763626
she's begging to be treated like the slut she is

>>17763843
Should I be rougher and more overtly sexual to her?

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>>17763931

>>17763943
Well I feel like an idiot asking this, but how???

>>17763952
buddy this is gladder than I've ever been

giver a slap on the ol' bum, friend. A real kinda slap. Like the kinda slap that would get you arrested in most states, but not all them.

>>17763971
When?

>>17763467
here's a low-risk move: if ur in that situation or a similar one again, make SLIGHT movement around the vag/vag area. if you arent at all stopped or ur allowed proceed, then do so, rub her pussy thru her shorts then try n move from there with whatever u can get away with in a public movie theatre

>>17763989
2:30pm tomorrow

>>17764002
I can't do that my friend, I texted her the day after the movie theater date and she didn't reply so I'm giving her some space for a couple days

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>>17764000
or this...

>>17764000
but caress and squeeze her thig first
trust me, I'm a virgin

>>17764013
so you've got hella experience fingering a pocket pussy and whispering to ur imaginary girlfriend?

>>17764046
I beg your pardon?

>>17763467
You were so close, now so far.
If I was you.
Wait for her to text you.
I'd give it a 7 to 10 day window before I'd send anything.
Make the next meetup private, start the greeting off with a kiss, how she responds to this tells you everything you need to know.

>>17764088
Also she was sick when we went on the date (she had been really sick for the last few days) so I wasn't really sure if she wanted sexytime

>>17764103
She did. No doubt.

>>17764103
She was sick of not being fucked by your thundercock, but now she knows you're a beta, not a glorious Chad. You'll never fill her thundercunt to the brim with a magnificent phallus of virility because you are hung like a field mouse and share the timid demeanor of the pitiable creature. Castrate yourself and bring her the ruins of your loins. She will mock them then take the jar and smash it in the Chad summoning ritual. You will kneel before the wench and cry as Chads from miles around are drawn to her luscious vah-zheen with their mighty thundercocks in hand. They will fill her every hole or stroke themselves while waiting for the holy slut to fulfill their destinies by taking their spears of scintillation into her pussy of desire.

Cry, beta. Cry.

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>>17764127

>>17764109
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck meeeeeeeeeee

>>17764157
I could invite her over tonight

Would I be acting too clingy or something if I did that? I texted her yesterday after I stayed over at her house and she didn't respond

>>17764157
>>17764167
Oh god I think it's important to not that she was sucking and biting my fingers during the movie too

I'm fucking autistic. Jesus Christ what is wrong with me

>>17764181
Nice troll thread.

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>>17764181
>it's important to not that she was sucking and biting my fingers
is this b8?

>>17764259
>>17764262
Unfortunately no

I'm am completely serious and also completely retarded

>>17764276
I wish I wasn't serious...

How can I unfuck myself here? Pls help

Dude it's simple as fuck. If she was as into you as you say, just fucking invite her over and initiate something. Movie, date night, whatever, but get her alone (preferably at your house) and make a move.

>>17764326
Tonight? Or should I wait and invite her over another time?

You know the situation better than me, but I'd wait for tomorrow if I were you. Idk what your timezone is, but if you're in the States, it'll look like a late night booty call.

>>17764341
It's only 8

We usually hang out relatively late cause she works most of the day

Alright dude, invite her over for beer, pizza, and movie. Put on something with a bit of romance (or a lot) and make a move when the time is right.

>>17764364
Tonight or some other night?

Should I text her now or hold off until tomorrow?

If you two usually hang out late, why not now? Say something like "hey I was about to get a pizza and put a movie on, wanna come over?" or whatever gets the point across, and see how it goes.

Also post screenshots.

>>17764284
no there is no help, you die. alone. like you always knew you would.

>>17764393
Alright I did this

Hopefully she responds

Luckily I was literally just ordering a pizza anyway

>>17764448

Good luck bro, helped you best I could. Let us know how it goes.

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>>17764393
Here's a win I got for your troubles

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Well boys it failed

She didn't respond to the text

I'm gonna ghost her for the rest of the week, I can't come off as desperate (even though I totally am and I fell for her hard)

I'm the same anon from last night. It's alright man, women are just weird as fuck. She may have genuinely not seen the text, or she's playing some game with you, or there's the slight chance she's not into you anymore (even though the first two are much more likely). See how it works out, but you're right for laying back and letting her make the next move. All I'm saying is, if what you said about the movie is true, she was definitely very sexually attracted to you. Keep at it.