how to fap

Rubn benis :DDDDD

>>17757891
In non mathematical terms:
find some approximation of a hole, optimize its radius
put your dick in there.
Start fucking the hole

>>17757921
Ensure hole is free of dangerous chemicals, sharp edges, pointy things, harmful materials, and will not be damaged if exposed to semen

>>17757891
Take penis and rub inbetween your legs thys. Its what I do. Hands free

>>17757942
This thread is reddit but damn how did you learn to do that

>>17757944
Its how i discovered masterbaitng in the first place

It also feels better and preserves your nerves

I do it at my desk at the time

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DUDE

DONT START

YOU WILL BE ADDICTED FOREVER, ITS JUST LIKE CRACK

LITSEN TO ME

>>17758151
PLEASE PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS ANON.

ITS EVEN MORE ADDICTIVE THAN CRACK AND WILL HARM YOU IN WAYS YOU CANNOT EVEN FATHOM.

take the middle finger of you right hand
put lube on it
stick it in your ass and massage in circles
put lube on your left hand
now hold your dick
go up and down with your left while massaging your prostate with your right