Voicemail Problems

Hell, depending on what you want someone here on 4chan might do it for free.

Though what are you using it for? Catfishing purposes, you want something sexual to jerk off too? I dunno.

>>17757307
I'm a freelancer, so I thought that it'll be cool if I had a professional voicemail message saying that I was away from the office or something.

>>17757325
nigga its not your office if its your cellphone, its your a freelancer for whatever you do then its more professional if you make your own. Like if I call your voicemail I expect to hear you not a women. Some people might be like oh shit wrong number its a girl.

>>17757302
make it into a fun pick up game at a local bar, ask the girls around to say something (prepare a little script on a napkin?) and offer the best one like $50 to do your voicemail.

Boom. You got your voicemail and if you're not retarded possibly laid, a date, or a phone number

>>17757325
>professional voicemail message saying that I was away from the office or something
Yeah that would be so cool
Gonna ask femanons here for this

>>17757302
Are you in or near a college? Ask a drama student.

>>17757644
this works, do it op

I did same thing but with an English paper
I got them to do 600 words of it on napkins and the back of receipts, and they all came home with me and sucked my dick while one rode my face. shit was cash

>>17757302
google for the portal called "fiver"

5$ at best.

Literally just post a request in the /soc/ female sexy audio thread that is always there. It will cost you nothing.

>>17758190
>>17758684
Thanks for the advice. I'll give it a shot.

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