How to make a bitch regreat that she broke up with me?

>>17753518
Become somebody she'd want to be together with.

>>17753529
No, you see, bitch broke up with me two months ago. Now she wants to talk about it, I am kind of neutral. But If it would work somehow, I would be ok with that.

>>17753557
she wouldn't want to be with someone who'd take her back, no girl would. That's weak, and beta-male material.

>>17753518
Get rich.
I don't mean ''rich'' ''rich''. I mean so rich that you can live in a house made out of cold cash. When you've gotten rich drive by that bitches' joke of a house in your Bentley and point at her and laugh. Then she will regret it.

Just live well man. Best revenge there is. She sees you living like a champ and not upset about her at all, it'll make her doubt herself.

>>17753575
So U kind of mean to ignore her?

>>17753583
What kind of hippie shit advice is that?
OP you should listen to this anon >>17753577
Cold hard cash can be used in all situations

>>17753518
start by not calling her a bitch

>>17753518
>regreat
>Trump pic

This will actually take a lot of effort to make her regreatful about a witty guy like you. Are you sure you want to waste your time and effort on something this pointless?

>>17753585
You do not, I repeat DO NOT get back with exes ever unless you have children together, EVEN THEN it's iffy.

You don't have to ignore her if you don't miss her (if you miss her ignore her). Just go get a new girl. Think of girls as a one time use sort of thing 1 day or 8 years, no matter how long a relationship lasts once you break up they're no longer a viable candidate for dating.

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>>17753518
You can make a really delicious poutine to your new gf and send your ex a snapchat of it

>>17753587
It's true man. I've gotten more pussy from women who turned me down then thought it over when I acted like it didn't bother me a bit than Trump has ever grabbed. Best part is when they tell you they regretted turning you down that one time. It's like a second climax. All you gotta do is live it up in the meantime.

>>17753595
Is there something wrong with supporting Trump. But yeah she had a problem with my political believes...

>>17753599
Probably right... but she was the first one. sentimental meaning you know, first vagina, first serious talks.

O.K. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotianable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime." "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight. (orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calender seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in." "Oh, well you know my number so don't be a stra-" "Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitos'." At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into you life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM'ng. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch. Then the orangutan fucks her mother.

>>17753614
that is so fucking stupid you are not even funny.

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>>17753518
They say success is the best revenge.

Despite that, my belief is that doing anything to 'make somebody regret they left you' is the most hollow way one can live their life. All of your achievements will revolve around somebody who ultimately spurned you. Do you think they'll want to get back with you? Even if a sense of regret happens to set in, they still left you on the basis of you or whatever you did, you can't erase that.

You might as well spend your days trying to invent a time machine. Better yet, why not commit your time go honouring those who stuck around, instead of getting back at those who've already left?

>>17753609
sure, first girl is always sentimental. But as long as youre not strung up on her then you're mint.

Just go get a new gf and don't give her much attention, it's not healthy for you or her and will only end badly.

>>17753518
you fuck her bf.

>>17753631
like rape him ?

Be a well adjusted individual with a helthy relationship and a secure future

>>17753703
well that's out of the question. Next

>>17753709
seduce her mother, sister or best friend

>>17753518

Grow up.

>>17753718
FUCK OFF YOU MISOGYNISTIC SCUM

>>17753518
Become president of the USA

>>17753518
Just put a hole in her and fuck it until she dies. That will make her really sorry about a lot of things.

>>17753518
Sign up for male porn star.

>>17753518
Let it go, and move on, and do it as quickly as you can. Preferably with a new girlfriend.

No, really. I know this sounds like "OH NOES don't seek revenge", but a quick and clean replacement will get under her skin like not much else can. There's a reason all those "Look at how not bitter I am about your new girlfriend see totally not bitter in in conclusion not bitter FUCK I'M BITTER" songs get written.

>>17753518

Be happy and/or get a better looking girlfriend

She's going to creep your FaceBook to see how you're handling the break up for months afterwords so show that cunt that her breaking up with you was the BEST thing to ever happen to you.

>>17753693

Woah, no body said anything about RAPE.

I'm just saying fuck him...how you accomplish that is completely up to you.

[spoiler]Rape him, do it faggot.[/spoiler]