Prank ideas needed

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Prank ideas needed 2016-11-11 17:10:56 Post No. 17752888
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Prank ideas needed Depraved Worker 2016-11-11 17:10:56 Post No. 17752888 [Report]

For all intensive purposes, the fellow worker is named "assclown".

Story:

"Assclown" Is a bad worker. He enjoys leaving mess in his wake, knocking things off shelves where he goes.

(Which I have to clean up because he's a shit about it)

"AssClown" Has been called in multiple times about his behaviour and will be leaving soon. Likely after December.

I might had not have done something but recently he came behind me and zapped my hips. (You know that thing when people sneak up and push at your hips hard, well he did it too hard and it was sore the whole day..).

Now I seek revenge.

Please give advice on what to do. Note: Nothing TOO evil, I need to get away with this one.

PS: Some idea that could accelerate the time in which he leaves would be appreciated.

Anonymous 2016-11-11 17:14:13 Post No.17752892
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Anonymous 2016-11-11 17:14:13 Post No.17752892 [Report]

>>17752888
man up?
If he 'zapped' your hips and didn't fully punch you, then you have a soft body and should just fuckin deal with it.

sincerely,
Assclown.

Anonymous 2016-11-11 17:14:26 Post No.17752893
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Anonymous 2016-11-11 17:14:26 Post No.17752893 [Report]

>>17752888
Put his stapler in jello

Anonymous 2016-11-11 17:15:56 Post No.17752896
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Anonymous 2016-11-11 17:15:56 Post No.17752896 [Report]

What kind of job?

I understand retail.

Depraved Worker 2016-11-11 17:16:16 Post No.17752897
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Depraved Worker 2016-11-11 17:16:16 Post No.17752897 [Report]

>>17752892

By leaving stuff around I mean I need to spend hours at a time cleaning up after him. That might seem like I'm lying but I'm literally not.

And because of the laws in the country we can't just fire him.

Depraved Worker 2016-11-11 17:21:30 Post No.17752907
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Depraved Worker 2016-11-11 17:21:30 Post No.17752907 [Report]

>>17752896
Retail in an unnamed superstore.

May include customer service and the like of stocking shelves.. also warehouse work.......

Depraved Worker 2016-11-11 17:22:48 Post No.17752909
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Depraved Worker 2016-11-11 17:22:48 Post No.17752909 [Report]

>>17752893

Well, we do secret santa. I suppose I can try and wrap his present in some kind of inedible hard - foam styled jelly.

Anonymous 2016-11-11 17:57:04 Post No.17752960
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Anonymous 2016-11-11 17:57:04 Post No.17752960 [Report]

>>17752888
>For all intensive purposes,

The phrase is actually "for all intents and purposes", which you've evidently only ever (mis)heard and never read. It's funny because your version makes almost as much sense in its way as the right one.

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