Poverty-anon here. Finally pulled up my boot straps and got a decent paying job (still entry level) but first paycheck isn't until this coming Friday. My family all hates me and I live in the basement of a friend whose dad is pissed about it and is kicking me out Wednesday. I don't have any connections that could help me financially and I don't know how other people seem to get loans and/or financial help and the like whenever they want... Any anons want to take advantage of a desperate situation? I need $150 paypal before Tuesday and will pay you $180 on Friday. Paypal is the only way so that you know you can reverse the payment no matter what happens meaning you don't actually have to flat out trust me, but I'm happy to pay an extra $30 interest to not lose my job and place.
>>17741137
payday loan ya scammer
You think people are gonna fall for that?
>>17741137
Payday advance loan. Quicken, etc.
>>17741137
If you don't get cash, most states require a 30 day notice, even if you are a freeloader... You seem like a dingus, so go ahead and play that card.
>>17741140
Well, am I wrong about the paypal reverse? I'm not sure what I could do that could scam you? I get that asking for money on 4chan is a hilarious prospect, but that's why I want a real situation where at the very least no one can be ripped off.
>>17741139
I have applied to so many, that's why I thought someone real and normal would be interested in the interest I'm offering that the payday loans are missing out on. I just have the starting credit score, I've never affected my credit before, really.
>>17741167
Oh shit, it's an "offer" and others are "missing out" - better jump on it quick guys.
>>17741143
If anyone can show me a real payday loan or any evidence that any human on earth has ever successfully gotten a payday loan I would shut up about this whole paypal thing. The world just seems to be different for people like me.
>>17741143
NO
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DO NOT DO THIS unless you want to live with a 100+ percent interest rate annually. You'll get stuck in the cycle. I'd sell anything you can, clothes, gaming systems. At worst, find a homeless shelter for a couple of days, pay for a 10$ gym membership to shower. You can skirt by for 48 hours
>>17741186
Show me your rejection email from quicken if you want to be a rich bitch.
In the meantime, you are just some meensa in a bad situation.
>>17741182
haha, can't argue with that. Didn't even notice that wording. But I have the opposite point, if we accept that the interest on payday loans is a rip off on purpose. That means I'm not even important enough for them to want to rip off. That alone makes me sad enough to have posted this here despite how stupid it sounds. But again, if you are right that I could rip you off, then I obviously understand not doing it. I was under the impression the sender could get force a refund, I'm still pretty sure that's how it works.
>>17741194
He is claiming he will be able to pay it back in a week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmSohE_4wNc
I never thought i would see an actual ''i go chop your dollar'' scheme in action, whoa.
>>17741194
>>48 hours
No, I'm getting kicked out on Wednesday no matter what. It's not even about money for him, he just doesn't like me being there.
>>17741195
Well I've never applied for a quicken loan in particular, I will do that now. Why do you sound sure this will work?
>>17741220
You're an idiot. I'm saying that you could probably scrape enough to stay in a motel. If not, then look up homeless shelters. Close fucking 4chan and put some effort in, instead of begging for money
>>17741212
Someone's gonna need to tell me how exactly I could scam them with what I'm talking about. I already said, if that is true that I could scam you, then I obviously wouldn't expect anyone to do it and I can delete the post.
I also just realized the email didn't go into the OP. paypal = [email protected]
>>17741230
I wasn't asking for help on what to do when I get kicked out, nor did I beg for money in any way, shape or form. These are just your kneejerk reactions to seeing anything about money on 4chan.
>>17741194
>>DO NOT DO THIS unless you want to live with a 100+ percent interest rate annually.
I obviously don't "want" that but I am definitely willing to take that at this juncture. Tbh, I'm jealous of people who can actually get loans, whether they are rip offs or not. When I finally do get something to affect my credit, I will be doing my best to preserve and grow it.
>>17741263
Then what the hell do you need the money for? what's your P L A N
>>17741279
I will need it for somewhere after Wednesday, either a motel for a day or 2 like you said or something along those lines, $150 isn't enough for anything serious, but even my paycheck will only be $400ish. I just need to not be dead broke during all the other garbage, mainly.
>>17741143
Back to this, Quicken is for mortgages apparently.
What job did you get?
>>17741376
Just in a shitty warehouse.