My friend is having sex with his gf in my room

Why? Your friend is getting laid and so why are you getting a panic attack? You a germaphobe or something? Just get the sheets and pillow sheets throw them in the washer. Done.

>>17725580
Tell him he owes you new bed sheets and a steam cleaner for the mattress, unless you enjoy the smell of your buddies sex juices.

>>17725580
Look through the keyhole (if there is one) and watch her tits jiggle

Go into your room and make a threesome

If it makes you uncomfortable, you have to tell him.

Wash your sheets and comforter and tell them you're sorry but they'll have to find somewhere else to fuck next time.

This isn't complicated or hard at all. What the fuck

>>17725609

But he is my friend and I owe him that anon, your being a faggot. I want to let him have sex but not feel like shit while I do it.

>>17725580
You sound like an autist desu.

>>17725580
why is this a bad thing? youre helping out a friend. just tell him he has to take the sheets with him and buy you a new set.

>>17725611

You owe your friend your bedroom to use whenever he likes? Umm.. okay, if that's how you feel then enjoy being exiled to the living room every time they get horny.

>>17725587

>reading this turned me on

send help

>>17725609
I know. They are not fucking anymore (lol). I told him what you said and he was chill. I guess I was overthinking it. Thanks, anon.

You are probably a virgin yourself huh? Or you may have hots for his gf. There may be many reasons this thing is uncanny to you.

Just chill, act like a bro, you did a bro thing for a bro. And that's what bro's do. Also tell them to get the fuck out if they stay too long. He should also pay you back somehow in return, like with a pack of beers or smth.

Next time that happens do something hardcore that makes you focus, like playing a really intense videogame or inserting threads in those sewing needles

fuck him next OP

>>17725580
Quick grab the camera