Hypothetically

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I'm failing all my classes because of this, I've made a pretty good life but I took everything I've got and in the process I neglected my classes, unless I can pull some kind of amazing stunt and really butter my professors up I'll have to withdraw to avoid my gpa being nuked

My mom wants me to go on anti depressants, and skip classes next semester she knows about whats going on
I view anti depressants as being the equivalent of getting drunk all the time to numb sadness

I wanna tell my friends what's going on (but a way more mild version so I dont freak them out) and try to get them to help set me up, two of them have said they are gonna at some point and this happened relatively spontaneously, I dunno if they are gonna pull through though

Normally I just lie to people and make them think I like them and in turn get them to like me, but I've actually met a few people I actually kind of like and especially this one guy who I really click with, I feel like he is one of the extremely rare people that is almost like a kindred spirit type deal, and he is majorly depressed, alcoholic and vape and pot addict

I can't tell if he has gotten laid or not, one time he said he was waiting till he got married but I cant tell if he was joking or not, the other night on fridday he said he wanted to find a hook up and I've heard him say before that "pussy is pussy"

How can he be so depressed and be as cool and well connected as he is, and he either has gotten laid or he could easily if he wanted


Im basically rambling at this point

... Do you masturbate?

If you do, dont. Ever. And dont look at porn.


Then give it a week or two and your dick will literally pull you out of your comfort zone to find some vagina. Seriously, you'd be amazed.

Also I forgot to say that I don't really feel any better after any of this getting a life stuff

Yeah parties are pretty cool, hanging out is nice and the addict friend is fun and funny and so is the other guy we are friends with

So I guess instead of constant misery and apathy its like mostly the above mixed in with a few hours of "pretty nice" here and there

Also some people have told me you cant get a girlfriend and be miserable at the same time, i've made a lot of "how to get a girlfriend" threads recently, and if so that's a big problem for obvious reasons

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that wont make up for having 0 life from birth until the start of freshmen year of college, then attempting to get one and getting bitch slapped, then going cocoon mode 2nd semester, and only literally in the grand scheme of my life, in the past 2 months and a few weeks actually getting some semblance of a life


the scars run deep and i still have a lot of catching up to do
something I've thought about is having this shit run into next semester, that maybe if i were to plot it out mathematically that like I could predict that it will work but it requires more time, but that violates the whole "do it before 2017" rule

I'd feel like a total failure and loser and I'd be beating myself up so bad if I was still a virgin then

plus given how my classes are going if I have to withdraw my mom might not pay for classes again and the funding was taken at the end of last semester

I could still connect with people and do shit but I dunno

And this is still thinking about being a virgin past 2016 which for basically this entire year has been inconceivable to me

why no responses