>24 year old virgin Help me get laid /adv/. I'm 5'10

I don't recall making this thread, but it is eerily similar to my life. I think we are the forgotten people, OP

Why don't you go the gym?

>>17720980
Follow this step by step guide and don't pussy out on any of it, and you'll get all the pussy or dick you want

If you're gay\bi:
>download grindr
And you're done enjoy the cock and ass

If straight:
> download bumble, only girls are allowed to send the first message
> respond to any and everyone even if landwhale, and practice talking even if it is just over the app and have no intention of meeting them
> that gets you some practice
> when you find a cute enough, and please do lower your standards if you're an awkward virgin because you need experience to net anything better than a 5/10, continue that conversation for a day or two and offer to get a coffee or something similar in a public place
> repeat until relationship or fuckbuddyship occurs, some girls are very blatant about what they want
> throw all morals around treating women fairly out the window, the goal is pussy so if you have to make a girl think you actually give a shit about her only to pump and dump it, do it.
> repeat and raise standards

Also start working out, skinny fat is easy to turn into toned if you follow the
>>>/fit/
Sticky's basic work out plan like three times a week and don't eat absolute garbage for every meal, you'll be able to raise your chances exponentially if you do that

And the most important rule of all:
DONT GIVE UP

If fucking 1/10 uggo shit lords that weigh 300 lbs can get laid, and believe me I've seen it happen, it's literally impossible to not find pussy to penetrate

>>17721075
No op but what makes you think bumble would even work

>>17721146
Because you always get atleast one

And once you fuck one woman your confidence will sky rocket

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>>17721371
does pic rel apply to bumble