How to break my arm?

Breaking your arm won't get you out of your exams you fucking retard.

High Schools and Universities have student disability services and they will force you to take the exam with a writing aide to remedy for the fact that you broke your arm.

>>17715161
Make a first put you thumb in the fist and slam it down super hard, this will break the tendon it will heal faster and you still will miss eams

Fuckin CHRIST dude don't do that.

Alternative: Call 911 and say you want to kill yourself. Spend 3-4 days in inpatient ward.
Guaranteed to get you out of exams with out penalties. Probably give you a week or so extra after you get out too.

>>17715161
I've done this >>17715173 OP
Well, not to avoid an exam, and not to 911, but I've been baker acted.
I was in there a week kek
But it was about $10k

lol just to get it out of a test

niggas be doing this for morphine

This isnt a year 12 exam senpai, its year 11. I can miss it. And yo cant say I want to neck, senpai will go mental. Cant fake shit because the only way I could get out is if I get cancer. So gotta break my arm but in a way that will let it heal in not too long and wont be sooooo painful

>>17715167
sounds painful as fuck. how do you know itll recover fast? looks like itd take ages

You are an idiot. Face your problems, harming yourself will only make things worse.

>>17715173
If you do this you can say good bye to your rights.

>>17715194

Because breaking your fucking arm would be so painless, obviously. Have you ever even broken any bones?

>>17715161
Don't break your arm, schmuck. Just put it in a cast. No one is going to cut into it to verify.

>>17715161
Do not, I repeat, do not break your arm. It will never feel quite the same. Find a less long term way to get out of your exams.

>>17715597

This right here you fucking idiot.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+make+a+fake+arm+cast%3F

Jesus fuck dude, don't injure yourself.

There are tons of other ways. Get creative

What the fuck, just study.