Need help roasting this guy

>18
>high school
what

>>17714421
Yo mama yokes.

>>17714447
Maybe he lives in a country where people who go to high school are a year or two older than whatever you're used to. For example in my birth country people are on average a year older in the same grade as the ones in U.S. There's people who finish 12th grade at 19.

>>17714447
Senior/Graduating this year.

OP Here

-Should have noted they only roast me with "boi, you look like a ......" type things. Something along those lines would be nice.

>>17714493
Start reading the dictionary senpai, 5 pages a night at minimum

>>17714460
>tfw in highschool for 6 years

>>17714529
Might be a good idea actually. Gonna try it

>>17714493
You look like a...guy who needs to get his cock sucked by a man who knows what he's doing.

>>17714421
OP, you're a fuckin' goofball, dude.

The best way to roast people with this particular format is to have a preconceived list, in your head, of people that look/act like your friends.

For instance, I used to work in a plant nursery with this guy that had a British accent, was really stringy, with a bug nose and Adam's apple. One day he made a joke about me so I shot back with, "Look at this Nigel Thornberry lookin' muhfuckah."

It's really all about having a wide variety of references to pull from, and being able to utilize them efficiently.

One of my friends is a bigger, enthusiastic guy, who wears sunglasses a lot. The other day he was rushing me, and telling me to get ready for something we were doing, and I told him, "Alright, Guy Fieri! We ain't going to flavor town!"

Another aspect if the roast is to have an audience. If you insult a single person, it might not go over well, but the more people that at around when you make a successful roast, the more likely that someone will laugh. And if one person laughs, everyone laughs. Believe it or not, you have a tactical advantage, and that is, you will be coming out of nowhere with your own roasts. They aren't expecting you to have a comeback, so even one good roast may be enough to 9/11 a motherfucker.