Due to a recent urethral reconstruction surgery I'm stuck with a catheter for the next few weeks. What are some costumes that I could incorporate this with so as to not scare children (the wrong way) when handing out candy this Halloween? All suggestions welcome.
>dressing up in a costume just to hand candy to children
You must be really bored. Find a good book or something, stop worrying about pointless shit. As for the catheter, surely you can hide it.
>>17710964
>"wow anon is that real?"
>yanks tube out of your dick
>>17710974
Why do you hate Halloween?
>>17710979
I don't. I just see no point in dressing up if all you're going to do is stay home and give candy to children.
>>17710998
Do people not do that where you're from? It's fairly normal here. Out of curiosity, do people where you live decorate their houses too? No hate, just curious.
>>17711011
Nope. I don't think I've ever seen house decorations and I've lived in both a suburban area and an apartment complex. People dress up only to go to parties and such.
Didn't realize in other countries people dress up even if they don't go out or have a house party. Still seems pointless to me desu.
>>17711027
That's crazy to me. Or maybe my culture is crazy. There are some houses in my neighborhood that have thousands of dollars worth of decorations. Some of the more elaborate ones even offer tours for people if they've also decorated inside or in their backyards.