I'm a single male, just moved into a major city and don't know anyone.
But i want to get laid on Halloween. Should I go out alone? What costume should I wear to get mad amounts of pucci?
Go as a doormat
They will get it, just act adorable when they laugh at you and want to take pictures.
>>17706733
A nice dress shirt, tie, dress pants, chest holster, cop badge, and a 9mm handgun (bb replica), there ya go, a nice suave detective costume.
>>17706772
>chest holster
It's a shoulder holster you fucking pleb. And carry a real gun, that way no one will fuck with you.
>but I don't have a real gun!
Go as something else.
>>17706785
Autism: The post.
>>17706772
>how to get shot/ go to jail the post
>>17706832
Nogunz: The post.
>>17706733
If you're buff, wear a costume that shows off your gainz brah
If not, wear something stupid and funny that girls will find cute. Like a banana suit or something