Do you think it is a good idea for a virgin man like me that can't get a gf or a wife pay a single to pretend she is in order to not disappoint my parents?
That is the most pathetic thing I read all day. No.
If you are that desperate to lose your virginity, call up an escort dude. Don't pay some random cunt on the street to be your girlfriend. Christ on a stick.
>>17700723
fuck I am tired and wrote a mess
let me fix it.
Do you think it is a good idea for a virgin man like me to pay a single mother to pretend she is my wife so I don't disappoint my parents?
>>17700734
Because there's no way that could backfire, right?
>>17700731
I won't pay her to be my girlfriend. I just want her to pretend she is my gf for a few days so I don't disappoint my parents. Then I will say I broke up with her and pay child support.
You've got to have a really fucked up relationship with your parents.
Why would you lie to them ?
>>17700744
>Then I will say I broke up with her and pay child support.
>and pay child support
Are you sure you're not just a cuck fetishist?
>>17700741
How so? I live far from my father and mother and I would gladly pay a woman that lives near me to pretend I have a gf and son so my parents can have one less regret about me when they die.
>>17700749
To make them feel better about myself? It's not like I am hurting somebody by doing this.
>>17700763
>why didn't you invite us to the wedding
>why didn't you tell us you have a child
>why have we never heard of this woman and child before in our lives
>you're a loser, do you really expect us to believe that you had a secret wife and child this whole time?
>>17700763
Actually no. You are seeing her and so there is a chance of a break up in their eyes. Now if you get a girl to marry you and have a kid, that is a different story.
Do you honestly think paying a random stranger to pretend to be your girlfriend is any way to go about this? There are so many problems with this idea.
>>17700783
Because I am not entitled to a gf and it is impossible for me to get one.
>>17700792
Pretending to have one and paying someone to be your fake girlfriend isn't the right one to go about it.
>>17700822
And what is?