I met a girl on coffee meets bagel that owns an ESA dog. What

>>17697574
The dog's pênis has a knot at the base that swells up to keep it inside the bitch, so make sure to keep your hand around the base if you don't want the knot going up your asshole.

Difficult to say without knowing more. Do you know what her condition is?

>>17697611
No I'm going on a coffee date with her soon. So I can gauge her stability.

>>17697614
If you don't know, how the fuck should any of us?

>>17697574

Well you don't even know what the ESA dog is for... Perhaps find that out.

Best play it safe and don't let her know where you live/work. Don't worry if she goes nuts, you kind knew it was going to happen anyway. Which is why you never let her know your work details or where you live.

Also bring a spirit level to your date. Place it on her head and tell her you're gauging her stability if she asks.

Did I mention not letting her know where you work or where you live... That's quite important.

>>17697574
Stay tf away from her.
If someone is so unable to control their emotions that they need an animal with them at all times then stay away.

>>17697899
If you're not a troll, shame on you. Do you also insult veterans with PTSD with ESA? I mean after seeing dead bodies, people die in front of them, blood and guts scattered, they should just suck it up right?

I mean what a bunch of weaklings, needing something to cope with things that no human should witness.

Consider suicide. If you want I can give you some links on creative ways to do it, it's fun and makes the world a better place.

>>17698139
Why would anyone want to be in a relationship with a mentally deficient person when there are so many better options?
No one said their problems were not legitimate.

>>17698256
I assume you're a woman?

>>17698277
nope

>>17698298
Well then it seems your parents should have beat you when you were a kid. Maybe it would have made you into a decent person.

If they did beat you, obviously they didn't do it hard enough.

>>17698305
Right that thing that is statistically more likely to make kids prone to depression, drug addiction, and other mental illnesses. You are a great person.

>>17698357
Yeah that's what im getting at

If they did that you would turn out depressed and emotionally unstable and then you'd realize im right and youre a judgemental faggot.

>>17698366
So is it now a requirement to choose mentally ill people to date before normal people?

>>17697574
>ESA dog
People that require "therapy animals" are all totally fucking batshit unhinged, without fail