Help me with a fight, please

>>17689088

revenge is stupid and not worth it.

>>17689089
So you want me to look like a coward and a pussy in front of everybody? The greatest people in history weren't cowards.

Fighting generally accomplishes nothing and is generally frowned upon.

However, if something is getting ready to start, strike first, hard, and fast. The idea is you get the better of him before he realizes what is going on.

Just think, after school is over, you probably won't see most of the people you do now.

Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked “What’s wrong?”

She stopped her sobbing and asked the well “You can talk?”

“Yes,” said the well. “Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so I could serve as a guardian to the townspeople.”

“Alas,” said the young woman. “I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother’s death.”

“Do not be afraid,” said the well. “I will take care of this.”

The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch’s daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.

Moral of the story: Living well is the best revenge.

>>17689088
>>17689093

The greatest people in history knew when the juice was worth the squeeze, knew how to properly evaluate their strengths and weaknesses and capitalized on them.

You have no fighting experience, you have no ability to defend yourself. You need to first know how to fight before you can escalate a physical confrontation. Also, you need to be physically adept if you want to exert yourself.

>>17689093
The "greatest people in history" didn't become great by fighting high school retards. You're the only one that cares about this.

If you insist on fighting him, do it outside of school at least. Unless you want to save your high school "honor" and jeopardize your chances for scholarships/college/etc. But at least you will be great.

>>17689105
I know, but I can't let this like nothing happened. He suddenly attacked me, didn't hurt me, but grabbed my neck and hair, insulting me. Everybody will think I'm a goddamm pussy. The only thing I did to him was a slight slap in his face.

I don't want to be seen as a guy that doesn't defend himself. After this happened, the other classmates started joking about me, because they know now that I won't attack them effectively.

Last bump.

Pump don't bump

>>17689100
oO

>>17689121

You have no training, no skills in offense or defense of yourself. This is in and of itself not an issue, no cause for shame. Many people do not.

However, seeking confrontation knowing this fact is foolish. You're asking an internet image board for advice on physical confrontation when you have no knowledge on such a thing. The only things that can make a fighter is training and experience, not some words on the internet.

If you truly wish to learn how to defend yourself, and mind you, DEFEND yourself, so that if you are attacked again, you can counter it, then you should find a boxing/kickboxing gym, and/or a martial arts school,

However, getting training simply for revenge is a terrible reason that will likely result in serious injury of one party or another. Every fight is a risk, no matter how good you are. Escalating a situation to violence always carries a probability of serious, lifelong injury. It's not worth it, it really isn't.

It sucks that others are insulting you, I get that. It burns at you, eats at you that someone attacked you and got away with no consequence. Forget about it. Who cares what they think? What do they know? Are they people who you actually want to respect you? Knowing when to fight is a far greater skill then fighting itself. Fighting for 'street cred' is the height of folly. Forget it and move on anon. That is a tiny concern, you have better things to do.

>>17689088
In self defence everything goes like kicking him in the balls or aiming for the eyes.

In your case you will be fighting to prove your strength not for defence meaning you can't use those techniques or your situation will become worst.

Since I'm guessing that he is stronger than you you should not fight him physically. Do something like print gay porn and sneak it in his locker if you really want revenge.

>>17689187

Fucking this.

>>17689088
If you're 18 and you're fighting in school you can go to jail. Fucking report this bullshit and tell them to get it fixed or you're going to the police.

>>17689088
First of all OP, stay on the Defensive. You're retarded if you fight him on school grounds or some shit. Because you will get in trouble.

Also, learn self defense: I learned Zui Quan and Breaking through self determination. Meaning that I learned these things because I put in the time and effort to go learn these things.

You can't just sit around and expect to become a Kung Fu master, you have to work at it.

Revenge is usually not worth it, but OP I will give you this: don't rush into it. Learn how to fight, and bide your time. Revenge should not be enacted until you are truly ready.

If you rush into getting revenge immediately, you WILL get your ass beat. Imagine yourself trying to fight that retard tomorrow, you will loose. But try and imagine yourself fighting that retard in two months, with weeks and weeks of kung fu and street fighting training.

All I'm saying is, you better start self-motivating, and you better be patient.

>>17689336
Dont train kung fu for revenge fight unless you enjoy spending time in icu afterwards

>>17689347
Ok I can agree with this, I should have specified that you should train Kung Fu to help with fighting. But you shouldn't go into a fight only knowing Kung Fu.

Kung Fu is good because it allows you to move quickly and keep your muscles loose for quick drops and kicks. But it should mostly be used for training; not actual fighting (as it takes years for kung fu masters to become effective fighters)

should learn a combat sport like boxing or mma. in a lot of tradtional martial arts like kung fu or karate they dont spar so you wont even know what you're doing in a fight. mcdojos are alot less likely with combat sports because the people that train there actually fight. at the very least you should get into weight training if you dont want to learn how to fight.

just deliver him a pizza ball

>>17689100
Starslate baybe

>>17689357
Why dont you just do any other arobic excercize thay doesn't make you seem retarded