I want to have sex with a female friend How do I go about this?

ask her if she wants to fuck

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Are you a girl?

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1. ask her if she wants to fuck
2. she says yes
3. remove clothes
4. place penis in vagina
5. ???
6. maybe profit

word of caution: if you get stuck on step 2, you will probably lose her as a friend. even if you do bang her, you might lose her as a friend anyway unless you end up dating. just sayin.

>>17684274
Good idea, but I'm pretty ugly and autistic and I don't think she's attracted to me.

>>17684277
No.

>>17684298
That is awful. I know if I were better looking she'd be okay with some casual sex. Oh well, time to continue jerking off.

>>17684305
>That is awful.
well how the fuck did you expect to go about it? did you think it involved lemurs or a marching band or something?

>>17684319
I just wanted to have sex with her. What are you talking about?

>>17684353
then have sex with her. I'm not really clear on what part of this you need advice on.

Alcohol helps. But if she can't say yes or no, then it's rape and don't do that.

>>17684220
if you aren't attractive then your only option is rape. you know what to do, op.

>>17684360
I don't think she will want to. I want to convince her to have sex with me but I'm at a loss as to where to start.

>>17684397
I will try going out drinking with her. Her standards might loosen up enough for me to score.

>>17684425
Raping is not an option.

Why not try to have sex with someone who is actually attracted to you?

>>17684462
Yeah its not optional so it's obviously not an option

>>17684462
Backrubs.

Give her a back massage and if she ever has thought of having sex with you it will happen.

>>17684464
I'm unattractive. No girl has ever outwardly shown affection for me.

>>17684469
I'm not raping her and that's the bottom line.

>>17684470
I don't think she'll be very comfortable with that. Not in general, but just with me giving her a backrub. This is fucking depressing.

>>17684484
Why not spend a bit of time analyzing your weaknesses and why you are not attractive?

>>17684552
Weaknesses, in what sense? Explain further.

Also, I'm unattractive mainly due to my manchild personality, my height and my facial aesthetics. I'm making efforts to be more level-headed, but I'm stuck with this height and face forever. I'm also overweight, but I've changed my diet and now go to the gym so that will change over time. I know I will be more attractive in time, but even then I think I will be a lost cause.

>>17684564
>manchild
The only one that really matters and makes you unattractive.

>ugly
Doesn't help but plenty of ugly guys get girls

>height
Doesn't matter unless you are abnormally short or tall

>>17684588
So what does not being a manchild entail anyway? Being cool, calm and collected, no matter what the circumstance? Where do I draw the line between that and being a pushover? Hopefully I can get my act together in a year, and then attempt to have sex with the female friend.

>>17684600
One thing to do is relax. Don't take things so seriously. Don't overanalyze things. Understand that shit happens. Stop giving a fuck about unimportant things.

>>17684618
I do have a problem with being easily irritable. It's hard turning your advice into an unconscious way of life, but I know I'll get there eventually. Do you know of a good way to reinforce these ideals?

>>17684484
If she doesn't want a backrub from you, she doesn't want your cock in her

>>17684600
Stop it, Dale, it's not happening with her. She's not even your friend, she only replies out of misplaced kindness

>>17684672
Then my question turns into "How do I get her to want my cock in her?" It's not impossible, is it?

>>17684674
I'm not this "Dale" person.

>>17684683
It's impossible since you're fat and autistic, Dale.

Lose some (Read: a lot of) weight, get some social skills and maybe you'll have a chance.

>>17684220
Make sure your penis is erect. It's very difficult to have sex with a flaccid penis.

Not OP but i have the same problem more or less. i want to have sex.
i am good looking 2bh just my body isn't that attractive, i don' have high self confidence, when i talk either i become shy and can't talk in a consistent way or i'm unleashed and my oratory skills show off.
i really don't get myself, what do ?
I avoided to post another thread since this one has the same topic

>>17684689
See>>17684687

/thread

>>17684685
I don't know what you mean by Dale. Is it some new meme, like the opposite of Chad?

>>17684687
Clever.

>>17684689
Then buckle up and enjoy the thread. The general consensus seems to be "I have no chance right now, but a better body and more confidence will help things by a lot."

>>17684698
Not him, but yeah. A Dale is at loser who'd last 30 seconds at most, complete opposite of Chad.

Post a picture of yourself (minus identifying features i.e head) so we can see what we're working with.

>>17684698
Jessie's not going to fuck you, so stop trying.

>>17684698
>"I have no chance right now, but a better body and more confidence will help things by a lot."
How to build up confidence ?

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put some of these magic bars in her drink

>>17684703
Why do people request this when they know full well that it never happens?

>>17684707
Is Jessie also part of the Chad meme?

>>17684718
I wish I knew.

>>17684719
No thanks.

>>17684724
I'm requesting it so I can try fucking help you, dink. If I know what we're working with body-wise, I can help you in that area.

It's like saying "Why do people ask to try on clothes before they buy them?" - You want to know that it fits you. I don't know that it never happens and it only never happens because the person doesn't want to. As a first step, you can make that change.

Help me help you.

>>17684220
Put penis in vagina.

>>17684689
Go to /fit/

>>17684791
Never been on /fit, thanks. imma try it

>>17684936
/fit/ tip #1: Read the fucking sticky.

We'll know if you don't

>>17684951
I actually read it and i'm scrolling down this thread
>>>>/fit/39108499

>>17685010
Good lad, just remember to also go to the gym. What you're reading is an auxiliary thread on a board where people work out, so don't forget to to that - It's the most important part of it.

accidently send her a dickpic so she recognizes you as a man

>>17684588
How short would you say is abnormally so?

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>>17684220
>I want to have sex with a female friend
1. Dont do it, you propably screw up and fuck up yhe whole situation, lose a friend and wont get laid anyway.
2. If youre willing to try anyway start meeting with her more often than youwere doing it right now, even if this means getting deeper into friendzone, gain her trust, add alcohol to the mix, netflix and chill and bang! she's jumping on your cock. Now read point 1. again.

>>17684220
I've only tried it once before but I just went simple and straight up asked her if she wanted to mess around. Ended up working so I mean if she likes your personality and sees the hookup as advantageous for her then she might go for it. Sometimes direct is the best option.

>>17685031
Should also add on that I'm like 5'6", over 200 pounds, a man child that works in fast food while she was an attractive girl, virgin, never dated before, and regularly turned guys down. So I mean sometimes you'd be surprised who'd be willing to hookup with you if it's a no-strings-attached sorta thing.

>>17685031
I've only tried it once and it became so awkward that I don't even know where she is today... :(

>>17685036
You sound like a real Dale

>>17685041
I mean if it's somebody that's a real friend I wouldn't try it unless you were pretty certain she was into you. The one I asked wasn't a close friend so I really didn't care if I lost contact with her, plus she was one of those girls that's pretty relaxed about most things so she would've been cool about it either way