How Should I Celebrate?

kill yourself wayne, you will be never be president

Try to find another doc to talk about being schizo or bipolar and better strategies and perhaps switch up medications

>>17667872
Get a hooker and have her dress up as a pumpkin

>>17667872
If I pull that off, will you die?

>>17668319
It will be extremely painful...

>>17668322
ur a big guy

>>17668323
...For you.

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>>17668237
>>17668274

It's ok. I know you're both sexually frustrated young men. Before anybody will love you, you need to learn to love yourselves first. Work on that.

>>17668296
I don't think my new ladyfriend would like that very much.

>>17668970
Bring her along.

My favourite hooker knocks £50 off if I bring a girl.

>>17668977
Hmm. Might be awkward, but the more the merrier!

No ideas?

Get your numerous and severe mental illnesses treated

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>>17667872
Get one of those carvel ice cream cakes, if ur spending it alone then get a dog or just enjoy ur cake with said dog while watching a live tv show maybe the news. The live part is important because it's reminding you there are others living too, that you're not alone. Then maybe a walk with said dog or alone in the late afternoon and just lay down with a blanket in the leaves for a while. Just watch the sun near the horizon and take in the noises. Then pack up and head back home, do whatever makes you cozy and go to bed early

>>17670335
+

>>17667872
Get a circumcision.

>>17670335
Honestly, what makes you think I'm mentally ill?