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I was just at home watching porn and enjoying myself. I was supposed to have the house to myself all day. But my stupid mom came home 4 hours earlier than she's supposed to. It really, pissed me off because she has no business being here. Now when I try to jack off it doesn't even feel good anymore because the bitch is here. She couldn't even wait until I finished, now I literally cannot ejaculate because I can't enjoy it anymore. What should I do?
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Is this bait?
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Seduce her instead
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As I see it, you have 3 choices:
1. Move out
2. Kill mom
3. Fuck mom

Choose wisely, my son.
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>>17657623
Not enjoy a danger wank.

That was the best think about living with the parent. Up your game.
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>>17657662
How does one move out
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>>17657678
By getting a damn job probably
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That was your plan though, just jerk off all day?
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>>17657689
You see, the problem is you don't understand OP's problem.
OP can't masturbate and ejaculate no matter how hard he wacks it, unless his mom is dead, fucked by him or he gets out of the house.
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when OP is a meme
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>>17657623
How old are you?15? Wtf?
>she has no business being here
What? It's her house you idiot. Get a job,make your own house and masturbate forever since you will never see a real pussy.
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