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Warning: This will be the most pathetic thread you'll ever read on /adv/.
30 years old, here and somehow still virgin.
I've never had any girlfriend so I masturbated all my life.
Recently, I've decided to hire some escort and it was awful: I've seen thousand porn videos and yet, I have no idea how to fuck.
Let me explain, I'm not used to move my hips, I'm used at sitting on my ass and only move my hand. So when I actually had to fuck her, it felt weird.
When on top of her, my arms got tired pretty quickly. When we tried doggy, I quickly got tired and out of breath. It didn't feel good, it felt like a workout.
I'm not fat, I'm actually skinny but very weak. But the thing is, I don't think you need to be an athlete to have sex. I've seen fat or weak people fuck all the time in amateur videos.
So what the fuck is wrong with me and what would your advice be (beside sticking to masturbaton because I'm too much of a weirdo to have sex)?
Should I start working out, just for my stamina? I don't think normies have to work out to have sex...
Is it something I will get used to? Did it ever happen to you?
Feel free to insult me.
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>>17646858
i lost my virginity at 22 and it came really naturally to me. i do work out tbf but i dont see how that really makes a difference. i dont know how you have this problem. i know tons of people that dont work out and they have a fine sex life. i didnt feel tired at all. the only position that felt awkward was her on top but that is because my dick has a slit downward bend so it hurt a bit. maybe you should start working out because this just sounds ridiculous.
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>>17646864
slight* sorry not slit
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It just sounds that you're in a really awful shape. No, people don't have to be athletes, but that is still not a problem for most people. Next time just lay down and pay the escort to ride you. Can't get easier or lazier than that.
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>>17646858
Been where you are. Tbh. You're just too out of shape.
I WAS a FAT FUCK though.
I dropped 90 lbs and now I can fuck like a normie, but our experiences ( out of breath, tired arms etc.) are really similar.
Hit the gym m8. The exercises that helped me fuck most were squats, bent barbell rows and increasing forearm strength with grips.
GL .
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>>17646858
You're just not used to the motion. I had this problem when I first started having sex.
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>>17646858
Nigga why didn't you just let her ride you? You paid her after all, shouldn't have to do any work.
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Sounds like you have asthma, for one thing.
Anyways the difference between you and the "weak people" in your amateur porn videos is they actually have muscles under their skin. Working out doesn't turn you into Arnold Schwarzenegger unless you have a special genetic makeup and/or work out A LOT. There's tons of people who lack visible muscle but aren't "skinnyfat" weaklings. Bear in mind, muscles aren't everything. Lung capacity is very important, which you clearly lack. Could be asthma, but a sedentary lifestyle can actually weaken your lungs to such a state that you can no longer effectively breath. The only cure for this is cardio and breathing while your chest is submerged in water.
You should also not bother with a whore, in my opinion. You don't really gain anything from getting your dick wet. Find a real relationship, it'll make you happier than all the whores in the world.
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>>17647108
>You don't really gain anything from getting your dick wet.
It feels really good, you should try it.
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