Sugar daddies

> when poorfags sacrifice their love lives for clothes

That sucks, just be born into a rich family or be smart enough to get a job that doesn't pay you pennies

>>17646031
My last sugar daddy gave me about 5K in gifts and money every time we met and all I had to do was a weekend of dates and sex

sorry we can't all be born rich but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, I just need to find another one and I'm having trouble

>>17646030
go to /soc/

>>17646031
Not really much of a sacrifice imqho.

>>17646032
You mean "whoring"? It's called whoring.

Yeah not all of us are rich. Some of us don't work retail because we actually went to college for something useful.

if any of us had sugar daddies we wouldn't be here drowning in salt

>>17646036
I'm here for the itas

>>17646035
sugar daddy was putting me through college, I couldn't afford it on my own. now I'm SOL if I don't get another one. again sorry we can't all be born into privilege like some people

>>17646038
Dude just get a job and save up. I get being broke, but Lolita is a luxury.

8/10 for getting me to reply to probable bait.

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Every time I see a cosplay pic on instagram with more that 100 likes on it I'm gonna think of you OP

Literally getting your holes reamed in exchange for clothing

>>17646039
I'm already mid-semester in college, what am I supposed to do, take a break from college to work and "save up"? What am I supposed to get a job doing with half a degree?

>>17646040
1) rude
2) I actually am an instagram model thanks

>>17646030
How did you get your ex sugar daddy then? Maybe try searching the same way

> kek fot 4salt

>>17646041
link or gtfo

>>17646041
Can you not get a loan like most people? Yes it sucks to be in debt but... well maybe I'm just too proud but I'd always take debt I can pay back over having sex for money.

>>17646042
met him on soc but after talking to a bunch of guys on soc it seems like I got real lucky the first time

>>17646043
too many trolls on cgl no thanks I'd rather not watch my instagram get blown up with bs

>>17646044
maybe, I don't know how that works and going into debt sounds horrible. don't I need someone to cosign on it? I don't have anyone

>>17646030

ok so why did he break up with you though

>>17646041
If you're too stupid to know what a loan or a part time job are then maybe you should quit college and just whore full time

>>17646044
what's wrong with having sex for money though? you're getting paid to do something enjoyable, that sounds way better than working to pay off a debt.

>>17646046
Because she made off topic threads in /cgl/

>>17646030

You're in college and you don't know how student loans work.

How the fuck did you get this far holy shit.

>>17646041
>ITT how do i adult???????

>>17646048
I mean besides the fact that it can ruin your entire professional life?

Who am I kidding, we both know you wouldn't have had to worry about that anyway

>>17646050
By literally being an ignorant slut, apparently

>>17646048
just go be a stripper, i hear they make great tips

>>17646035
Not OP, but it's not always that easy. Almost everyone I know in my area who went to college is working retail now because they can't get into the job fields for what they went to college for.

The thing stupid lazy whores tend not to realize (what with the being stupid and all) is that the kind of guy who is rich enough to afford a personal full time hot young prostitute is also rich enough to afford to trade in for a newer, hotter model ever year when the old one starts to lose it's shine.


In a few years you'll have no life skills, terrible spending habits, and nobody to care for or about you. Your life is a train heading straight towards a cliffside. Enjoy your last few years of impulsive materialism while it lasts cause they're never happening again and you're probably never going to be capable of caring for yourself either.

>>17646056
...Damn.

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>>17646056
I agree with this gull, I also understand why some guys are into this sort of things. Finding human connection in this day and age is hard. Nobody wants to feel lonely...

>>17646056
/thread

Now OP go back to posting in /soc/

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>>17646056
we will, thanks

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>>17646056
My "sugar daddy" is just about done paying for my college so the sooner he is gone the better!

>>17646061
Let me guess an arts certificate kek.

>all these people replying seriously to a prostitution thread

this thread is beautiful, fucking roleplay in it all you want then cap and send it to other boards to spark /cgl/ hate

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hey op, i actually met a sugar daddy on /cgl/. just keep your eyes open!

>>17646056
>implying that i can't have a SD while having a bf
>implying i can't have a job and an SD at the same time
u bitter bae

>tfw born into super rich family, no loans and free degree
>don't even use it, just lay around and play video games leeching off rich family

This entire family is full of sociopaths, but at least I don't have to whore myself. Thank fuck for privilege!

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>>17646065
>2016
>not being attractive and witty enough for a rich dude to just marry you

you fucks give me so much shit but people would kill to have my life

>>17646038

If you're as poor as your claim do your fucking FAFSA and get that tuition grant money.

Jesus christ lying fucking whores making bullshit up about it being for college. You know literally everyone knows that's bullshit.

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>>17646065
>>17646067

>year 2020
>females have been replace by vr girls, androids, and traps
Why we all fighting when girls become obsolete in the future.
Waifu age is comming.

>>17646067
is your husband handsome though? or are you just using him for money?

idk if anyone in this thread read one of the budgeting/money threads a few weeks ago, but it seems pretty common for women here to have their bills/rent/lives bankrolled by their husbands or boyfriends.

>>17646067
Lol nah we're just rich enough to do what/who we want, and *still* have other people still pay our bills without acting like low class whores who are too embarrassed about whoring to even call themselves whores. And we don't have to risk ruining our reputation in the process. Because we actually have reputations to upkeep in professional fields unlike retail.

Have fun whoring yourself out for school while I get to do things with my time besides entertain old men like a desperate hooker.

>>17646068
Either they're lying (sad) or they're just genuinely so fucking retarded that they don't know how paying for school works (sadder). I was rich enough not to need a loan and I still know that shit.

>>9212475
I said for something useful. If rocket science was so useful anywhere besides NASA, or if he wasn't stupid, he'd have gotten a job with that degree.

>>17646035
>implying if you work retail you don't have a degree

I worked at Kohls with a guy who literally had a degree in rocket science, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Half the people I waitress with have associates/bachelors, myself included.

>>17646045
You prolly some gayboi, and your sugar daddy went on for tighter boipussi

>>17646067
I guarantee you are not witty or even remotely intelligent in any way.

>>17646074
>>17646073
Either you're a dumbass that wasted thousands on a degree that isn't in demand or you're a dumbass and didn't bother doing any extracurriculars to pad that resume or you're a dumbass that just plain got bad grades. Sorry. :(

>>17646070
i saw that too
this whole kind of shit is kinda fucked up imo. I understand spoiling eachother, or even spoiling your s.o more than they spoil you (depends who has disposable income) but getting someone else to pay for your shit even if you are in a healthy loving relationship is fucking pathetic.
no wonder society is crumbling

>>17646076
If that's HWC then she has no friends and literally stays inside all day because she's an autist. I absolutely wouldn't kill to have that life.

If that's OP then she's desperately searching for a client to pay her bills that she's too stupid/poor to figure out herself. Would also not kill to have that life.

>girls being total whores isn't just a meme
Wew, degenerate skanks, all of you.

I am full of disgust

This thread reeks of robot.

>>17646082
It's the true nature of seagulls.

>whole website filled with guys who would trade their monthly wage just for a hug (like me)
>lol how do I get a sugardaddy?

Did you even try?

>>17646084
>whole website filled with guys who would trade their monthly wage just for a hug
>hug
What kind of special beta fag are you? A shitty skank from /cgl/ isn't even worth a monthly wage for an entire year of sex several times a day.

>>17646083
Yep. Definitely robots.

>>17646086
Stop being in denial. The average /cgl/ girl isn't cosplaying be abuse they love dressing up. They love what dressing up gets them.

>>17646087
>be abuse
because
I need to turn off the auto correction.

>>17646030
Stop depending on someone, woman up and get a job instead of whoring yourself and giving your dignity for clothing.

Damn they weren't kidding about the kind of women that browse /cgl/. Truly bottom of the barrel.

>>17646090
These are rare cases and even us find them disgusting.
I want /r9k/ and Housewhore-chan to leave.

>>17646091
>this thread is considered /cgl/ related

>>17646089
I would agree 110% with you, if the OP wasn't some low quality /r9k/-tier bait

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>mfw i have a bunch of generous friends who buy me burando

Not all them are men, and I don't have to fuck or do anything for it. They buy it for me because they care about me and think I suit it extremely well. I don't have to ask for stuff and I always get what I want. The fiance constantly buys stuff for me too. If any of them stopped, I wouldn't like them any less because I'm not a shitty person. Pretty icky to debase yourself like that in my opinion, but not all girls can be so lucky.

>needing to whore yourself out for some gross daddy
>not just letting your parents pay for everything with needing to give anything back
why

>>17646087
You know that most of this board is into jfashion now, right? I'd say at least half of seagulls don't even cosplay at all.

>inb4 b-but lolitas are whores, too

There are way easier ways to get male attention than jfash. Anyone who was only in it for attention/cash/whatever would jump ship as soon as she realized that most lolita coordinates actively repel a lot of men.

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>tfw you want a sugar daddy but are a filthy virgin who wouldn't be able to sugar and isn't even comfortable with getting a boyfriend

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>>17646094
>lies: the post

>>17646091
>rare cases
Source?

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>>17646098
Whatever makes you feel less inadequate. Meanwhile my closet is everything I want it to be. :^)

Nice trips.

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All this argument, 2016 are full of people trying to shove they opinions down the each others throat.

>>17646101
im from japan bean tomato i like

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>>17646102
>Member when faggots like this didn't try to push a new meme so hard for imaginary meme credits.

ill be your sugar daddy
although im really poor but you will get addicted to having sex with me
ill make you suffer on a whole new level bitch

>>17646030
>sugar daddy
>isn't a scumbag or a creep
Pick one.

>>17646272
Thy think that a 12/10 rich guy would be after them and pay for their bullshit.

>>17646085
It is for me anon

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>this thread

I've been told /adv/ is a shithole but jesus christ

>>17646030

this post gains immensely in hilarity if you picture OP as a guy

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>tfw you tried getting a sugar daddy and nobody wanted you

Actual sugar daddy here. Feel free to ask questions if you want.

Yes, there is a thread on /soc/ but it's complete trash. If you are serious about sugaring, create an account on a site called SeekingArrangement.

>>17646272
There are decent sugar daddies out there, believe it or not. And not all of them are 60 years old.

>>17646030
I don't understand this thread at all.

>>17646323
It got moved from/cgl/ so there's a lot of leftover "seagull" chatter.

>>17646304
Why not? Are you not pretty enough or fat? Where did you try?

I would love a sugar daddy

what do you have to do for your sugar daddy?
Would me being a virgin make a difference?
Would be being trans make a difference?

>>17646329
Yeah, I'm ugly and chubby. I tried that Seeking Arrangement site but as you can imagine there's a lot of competition.

>>17646038
This is what happens when you spend your whole life relying on others and never developing skills of your own. You got no one to blame but yourself

>>17646334
>trans

That will automatically make 95% of sugar daddies drop you off the list.

>>17646335
Chubby isn't a bad thing if you're not actually fat. But yea, there is lots of competition, sugar daddies can afford to be picky. So you need to stand out in a good way. SA claims they have 8 SBs for every 1 SD.

>>17646030
>My sugar daddy broke up with me and I can't afford burando anymore. How can I find another one who isn't a scumbag or a creep, and who will actually fund my hobby?
Consider what you bring to the table.
Do you look after yourself?
Do you train at the gym to stay in shape?
Do you have desirable qualities?
Are you giving them enticing conversations? or are you a bimbo?
Are you just something they can give lingerie to and fuck?

If finding a new sugar daddy is something that seems difficult to you, then you probably don't have much going for you.
Being desperate for branded shit probably isn't going to do you any favours.

>>17646041
>I actually am an instagram model
You mean you have followers but no way of monetising it?
So you are just the popular girl from school on a slightly larger scale?
How many followers and likes do you have to have before you decide you are an instragram model?

>>17646077
You can always spot the 22 year old who's /about/ to finish college, because of how certain they are that THEIR degree will net them 10s of thousands a year.

>>17646335
Still have an active account? Mind giving a hint about your location?

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>>17646038
>I wasn't born rich
>therefore I can justify whoring myself for clothes
Are you fucking kidding me?

If you did it solely for the reason you want to focus on your study while not having the money for college, since you come from a poor family I could understand.

But you're whoring yourself for clothes. I know we live in a consumerism society, but to prostitute yourself for things that will make you look good is simply sad.

>>17646056
This couldn't be more accurate

>>17646364
>If you did it solely for the reason you want to focus on your study while not having the money for college, since you come from a poor family I could understand.
That's still wrong. Work for your stuff, you trashy whore.

>>17646364
Spot the bitter virgin: the post.

>>17646711
What's bitter about his post? The fact that he pointed out that you would be selling your body?

>>17646095
>gross daddy

Actually there are many sugar daddies who are relatively attractive. Nothing to be ashamed of for a girl to enjoy having a sugar daddy if he treats her to luxury she or guys her age could never afford, is mature and good-looking, and good at sex too. AND on the top of that she gets paid too?

There is a reason why many girls try sugar dating. It can be very enjoyable.

>>17646730
What was not bitter about his post? He clearly hates the fact that girls are attracted to sugar daddies and not him. Envious and bitter.

>>17646363
Nah, I gave up. I'm from Portland.
Another obstacle was my inability to flirt or come up with a good persona that would attract guys. A lot of accounts are written like character profiles and I'm no good at playing coy or demanding or spoiled, etc.

>>17646758
How many contacted you? What's the farthest you got, met up with anyone?

>>17646335
One of my friend is rich and is into pet pigs, if you are willing I could recommend you as an alternative.

>>17646764
I got messages from 5? guys but I couldn't keep them interested. I'm not successful with men irl either so I don't know how to "play" so to speak.

>>17646765
Oink-oink!

>>17646808
That's not many. I guess your profile wasn't appealing. SBs should get way more than that. I get a few messages a week as a SD and I know SBs get far more.

>>17646306
Wannabe sugar baby here with a couple questions

I've been on the site and get a couple people checking out my profile but no bites. I'm not sure if it's because I'm looking for a non sexual relationship? Is it nornmal or do SDs prefer when sugar babies message them? And also what do you look for in their profile? Too long is a no-go? Shorter is better? Or a profile straight to the point? I've read a lot of advice blogs and it's still not helping :(

Thank you so much in advance!

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>>17646823
>non sexual relationship

>>17646823
>I'm not sure if it's because I'm looking for a non sexual relationship?
That definitely plays a part, consider this, would you buy someone things if they weren't physically involved with you?
It isn't a relationship, it is an exchange of goods, if you aren't bringing anything to the table then you are probably going to be ignored.
If you aren't attractive, if you don't have exceptional interpersonal skills or if you don't have some talent that can't be shown off, you aren't going to have much luck.

>Is it normal or do SDs prefer when sugar babies message them?
They are the ones with the abundance mentality, let them approach you, you messaging them first will only come off as desperate.

>And also what do you look for in their profile? Too long is a no-go? Shorter is better? Or a profile straight to the point?
Don't mince your words, but remember that is the first impression they will get of you.

Basically you can't be a non sexual sugar baby if you don't have anything people want, it is a case of supply and demand, they can find hundreds of women who would have dinner with them because it is a free meal, even some of them might fuck them, that's your competition.

>>17646823
>looking for a non sexual relationship?
Instant, non-negotiable dealbreaker for 99% of sugar daddies. Why would anyone waste their time and money on you when there are tens of other SBs who will be happy to have sex?

>Is it nornmal or do SDs prefer when sugar babies message them?
Either is fine. Message SDs you like, get messages from SDs who like you. Not everyone will answer, just keep at it.

>And also what do you look for in their profile? Too long is a no-go? Shorter is better? Or a profile straight to the point?
Nothing too long, but still covering the basics. What are you looking for, what are you offering. The most important thing for me is that she looks good and has a fun, positive profile. And doesn't have my personal dealbreakers (such as smoking). Don't be negative or demanding.

But again, if you state "platonic only" on your profile don't be surprised when no one shows interest.

>>17646306
Sort of like the other anon but is there any sort of a market of sd's who wants to go to specific things with sugar babies? Like I really like the ballet and can't afford to go myself so is there guys looking for dates to take to and discuss things so the exchange would basically just be a free ticket for someone cute to go with?

>>17646856
You can find almost any types of deals. But something like you is beneath most SDs. They offer more and want more in return. You're not going to get only a ballet date, but a fancy dinner, fancy hotel room, and he'll fly you to Vienna for it all. Naturally he wants you to be attractive and for sure will expect sex.

>>17646872
Damn i just fucking froath ballet.

>>17646931
So you're not ready to be flown to Vienna for a ballet, and have a fancy dinner and stay at a fancy hotel and spend the night having sex with a sugar daddy? If not... sorry, you're not ready to be a sugar baby.

>>17646966
I haven't even had a boyfriend since I was 14. I was just hoping there’d be someone out there who’d enjoy going to the ballet with me and paying my way as I can’t afford it. But I cant see how people wouldn't want to waste their time as they have easy access to real suagr babies.

>>17646985
the sex wouldn't be long, I'd say 15 minutes of sucking on a soft dick followed by 2- 3 minutes of your vagina trying to clinch a medium soft dick, tops.

>>17646993
Sounds great but I think I'd wait to have sex with some one I'm sexually attracted to first before i do it for tickets to a ballet not matter how swiftly it transpires.
>>17646985
Also i meant can not cant.

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>>17646750
>attracted to sugar daddy
The delusion in which your are living is baffling, you're not attracted to the sugar daddy himself, but his money. Just like any whore is attracted to money.¸

I don't hate you for it, it just sadden me to think someone would give so little respect to his self that he would be ready to sell his body for clothes.

>Envious
Of what? That I can't afford a whore with a child complex? I don't need this to have sex. You see, there's this magical place called a bar where you can find multiple attractive girl which are down to fuck.

If only you'd realize how pathetic you really are.

>>17646065
>implying that i can't have a SD while having a bf
I would dump your whore ass if I found out, whore.

>>17646041
Models get paid bitch, is instagram paying you? If not your just an attention whore lol

>>17647003
Usually you first meet a sugar daddy with no obligations, to get a feel if you have chemistry. If you like each other then you proceed to an arrangement.

>>17647035
Girls are attracted to powerful males. You're extremely bitter that an older guy can be more handsome and richer than you and get girls, while you are still a bitter virgin.

>>17647086
>Girls are attracted to powerful males
If only you knew how right you are about this one, but you're probably too stupid to realize what it implies.

>You're extremely bitter that an older guy can be more handsome and richer than you and get girls
>get girls
I hope you don't put yourself in that category anon, because you're a whore. By saying he's getting girls, it imply that a female would consider him because of his person, not his money.
>bitter
I don't care than another guys can be more handsome, richer than me and pay himself prostitute just like you. I'm handsome by my standard and I have everything require to get myself a wonderful woman.

>still a bitter virgin
Is that all you got? Really? You also forgot
>you have a little penis!!

>>17646750
That is some new next level futuristic predicted from the 1950s kind of mental gymnastics.

>>17646030

How about having Burger King or Ronald McDonald or Colonel Sanders as your sugar daddy? They'll pay you minimum wage and that should help fund your hobbies.

>>17647110
tl;dr you're a bitter virgin.

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>>17646100
>my closet is everything I want it to be

Literally human waste. Meanwhile real people that builds a legacy, are reducing the futility of clothes, for just the essential elegant.

You should not exist. People should know when someone as useless was born. And abort. The world is too small in resources to contain people who do not serve for anything.

Lucky you will die old and alone. Don't breed.

>>17646338
Not if you are Buck Angel.

>>17647279
Sugar daddies want to stick their penis in a genuine vagina.

>>17647274
Everything you said applies perfectly to yourself.

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>>17647292
Buck Angel has a genuine vagina. He is a trans woman to man. In other words he is a "man" with a genuine woman vagina.

pic related.

>>17647296
>Everything you said applies perfectly to yourself.

Nah, I'm not, hur dur my closet. I genuinely try to be better every day.

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>>17646030
You are going to hit the wall so hard
OR should I say the wall is going to hit you :^)

Ok

>a gril
>on the internets

which one do i taaaaaaaaaaaaaake?

>all these salty virgins

Lots of girls do sugaring these days. Nothing wrong with it. Ignore the teenager naysayers here. Go for it, get yourself a sugar daddy, and enjoy getting paid for having luxurious getaways.

>>17646840

Thanks Anon. It's just looking at others SD profiles, I saw them asking for a non sexual arrangement and figured it was normal. I don't mind tending to their needs, it just my boyfriend wants to keep penetration a no-go obviously (i personally don't mind but if I'm going to do this, that's where he draws the line).

Ideally I want a Dominant SD to play with and no vaginal penetrating, obviously SA site doesn't want naughty things on the profile

I do in fact have wonderful interpersonal skills and am quite attractive as I've been told throughout life, although admittedly chubby in the right areas. I take care of my self very well hygienic wise and aesthetically. There was a SD I fell in love with but couldn't contact him since he wanted sex once a week (which wasn't fine by my bf) I guess obviously I'm not cut out for this while he's in the picture, but I won't ruin the stable relationship I have now and just continue working hard as I've been.

And thanks a bunch for responding

>>17647399
You have a bf and are looking for SDs who will not have sex with you for that reason?

Sorry... you are not cut out to be a SB. You would need to either ditch your bf, or fully cuck him. Sugar daddies are generous and can give you lots, but you seriously can't expect to have one if you're not willing or able to have sex with him.

Wow women sure are pathetic.

No wonder they never accomplish anything.

>>17647436

Yeah, you know the articles they give you in sugarbabying are totally bullshit now hearing personally from a sugar daddy. They tell you "all this is possible, keep your relationahip life seperate! Write your profile in extensive detail!" and blah blah!"

Thank you again for the true insight to this, and not some sugar coated bullshit they've been sprouting. Even articles by SA say such things.

I don't mind fucking around with guys, I would love to actually... yet morally I can't go against my bfs wishes. I'll look into being a proper SB and do it my way if this relationship doesn't work out. I know I am cut out for it, without moral limitations. But as of now, you're right, I'm pretty fucked lol

>>17646038
the fact that you can whore yourself for money is actually privilege already you don't see men escorts being a thing.

>>17647399
>It's just looking at others SD profiles, I saw them asking for a non sexual arrangement and figured it was normal

Well, basically the reason why they keep staying at this website is they can't find anyone => visit site again and again.

>>17647086
holy shit are you proud to be a whore? your parents must be proud to have a daughter as a prostitute.

>>17647492
Thanks for reading my replies. Yes, that's just the way it is. There are articles about girls that are platonic sugar babies and get gifts from sugar daddies for doing nothing but going on coffee dates. They do exist. But they are the tiny minority, it's like finding a unicorn.

You can find bf/gf couples that do not have sex because they wait until marriage. Is that the norm? Of course not, they're a tiny minority. The same thing with sd/sb. Imagine if you created a profile on a dating site or tinder with the words "I want a bf but I don't have us to have sex"? How many guys do you think would reply?

>>17647518
Holy shit are you proud to be a kissless virgin at 23? Your parents must be proud to have a son as a kissless virgin.

See this is what people mean when they say "all women are whores". It's not necessarily an insult it's just fact. Like saying fish swim, or birds fly.

>>17647843
Exactly. All women are whores. Only the form of payment differs. The only ones who don't know this are the bitter virgins waiting for their pure virgin loving waifu qt to appear in their basement. Some posted in this thread too.

>>17647086
It's funny because in just a few short years she's going to be the bitter jealous one, angry at all the girls younger than her and how none of those rich men care about her in favor of younger women now.

>>17646306
What's it like being a cuck?

Sugar daddies must really hate themselves

>Being such a sad pathetic fuck you have to pay for love

Kill yourself.

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All I can say that this is a bad habit and it will get you nowhere in the end. Once you hit the wall, your life basically ends unless you become some kind of fat old brothel momma or marry some kind of lone beta kek.

Now I leave and never look into this thread again.

>>17647884
Not him, but if I'll ever get 50+ I'm sure the only way for me to fuck some 20 is to pay.

>>17647909
If that's the only concern you have in life you may have more deeper fundamental problems.

>>17647525
No, but honestly. How does your parent feel about you whoring yourself to older guys for princess dress?

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This is some defcon one heresy tier shit

Can't believe such a bait thread got this many responses.
8/10 Good job, OP.

>>17647521

Yes, of course i would! I completely understand what you're explaining. That's how one of my friends is. She has a platonic relationship and gets plenty of gifts. She was my only guide and made it seem so easy. I did A LOT of research and was super confused what I was doing wrong and now that I know, either I can convince my bf to let me find a Dominant relationship SD (because it's what I'm currently missing from this even after several years of trying) but he is afraid I'll get too attached even though it wouldn't be an emotional relationship with the SD.

Any who, I will thank you sincerely for the insight, advice, and taking your time to reply and help

And this is why you should never view women as people kids.

>>17648140

back to your containment board, edgelord.

>>>/r9k/

>>17648149
But you're literally in the middle of agreeing with me. The sugar daddy buys you as an object and you happily oblige so long as the price is good enough.

>>17646364
>If you did it solely for the reason you want to focus on your study while not having the money for college, since you come from a poor family I could understand.
Man, what's that thing where you trade labour for money...?

Ah well. OP will find him/herself ruined later. No respectable man wants to date a ho.

>>17646066
Can I be your roomate who stops you from killing yourself?

>>17646030
This is why I won't date women, you just never know what their past is hiding. At least with men it's pretty much guaranteed they aren't a former hooker.

Who wants to hear a joke.


What did the sugar baby get for her 23rd birthday?

Replaced.

Why is this thread full of /r9k/ angry sperglord virgins?

>>17647884
Life is pretty good when you have money and can easily get girls. Sugar babies are just another luxury.

And you have it completely wrong, kiddo. The ones who "have to pay for sex" are anything but. They have no problem finding girls, money or not. The ones who can't get girls are usually the ones who don't have the money to even go to hookers. Like you. But don't worry, you may become an adult one day, and get a job, and even lose your virginity.

>>17648698
>literally just admitted you pay girls to pretend to like you
"lol I don't do that you do"

Shame no amount of your dad's money can buy you a functional brain.

>>17648698
I live with my parents and I don't have a car anymore.

Still pull pussy every week.

Why? Because I do not give a fuck.

Your a beta.

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>>17646030

>ITT: girls state how much more they would take an older guy with power and money over a fat smelly NEET living in the basement
>army of fat smelly NEETs gets angry and calls everyone whores

>>17646032
Look online, most of them will be creepy but it's the price you pay being the way you are

>>17646030
>tfw I'm someone's sugar daddy
I keep telling mine it's not healthy and that when I pass away, she's going to be in serious trouble. Currently on an episode where I pretend to be getting paid less which has somehow worked and she now has a dumb customer support job. She wishes she had gotten a sex hotline job now but I have no contacts for that.

>>17649176
>tfw I have 3 sugar babies

One nice thing about arrangements like this is that they are no strings attached. No lies, no drama, none of the bullshit that comes with relationships.

Doesn't sound like a good situation with yours, though. Mine are all capable of supporting themselves. I simply provide them with luxury and adventure they couldn't afford themselves.

My sugar daddy went over seas for a month and told me he loved me before he left... I pretended I didn't hear me and he still sent me flowers and promised to take me shopping when he comes back lol

>>17649156
Actually it's a case of girls admitting how much they all love being whores but don't like it when people call them out on it, so they call everyone who points out the obvious fat smelly neets to delude themselves into thinking it's somehow not true.

And from what fucking position do you think you can use "NEET" as an insult when you're living off a lonely old loser.

>>17649176
>when I pass away, she's going to be in serious trouble
who cares
>Currently on an episode where I pretend to be getting paid less which has somehow worked and she now has a dumb customer support job.
Not you apparently. Good job though.

>>17649218
>thinking anyone cares about what a bunch of fat smelly NEETs think

I'm sure those poor girls are crying themselves to sleep next to their sugar daddy in their 5 star hotel suite.

>>17649265
Well it seems that like the dumbass you are you can't come up with anything original to save your life.

And they can enjoy their hotel suite if they want, cause in a year they'll be crying themselves to sleep on some drug dealers couch after getting replaced.
And in the far future the guys will cry themselves to death on a hospital bed as they think about how they never made a single meaningful connection in their life.


Really this whole situation is an endless cycle of miserable people trying to fill the fundamental holes in themselves as human beings with money or sex, and failing until they crash and die.

>>17649280
You're again projecting your bitter virginal fantasies on reality. Most sugar babies (except the stupid ones) treat it all as an extra. They know it could end at any time. They simply enjoy the time they can. If one day her sugar daddy calls it quits, it's not like her life is over, not at all.

>>17649287
>most sugar babies
>(except the stupid ones)

So you mean all of them?

>>17649291
If they were stupid, they would be dating beta cucks like you and not higher quality alpha males.

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>>17649298
>higher quality alpha males
>who have to use their rich dads money to pay women to pretend to like them and spend their time bragging about it on an image board for japanese cartoons

You're an unintentional riot.

>>17649303
You're describing /r9k/ beta NEETs right there. We were talking about sugar daddies, not losers in the basement.

>>17649309
I think we both know who I'm describing here buddy.

(Hint: It's you)

>>17646058
>finding human connection
>with a whore
are you living in a 90s movie? is OP a whore with an heart of gold?

>>17649310
I think you are confused. There have been sugar daddies and sugar babies in this thread. And then plain others. And finally one or two angry fat sperglord neckbeard virgin NEETs like you.

>>17649317
>my pure virgin waifu is out there somewhere
>she will appear in front of me and love me forever

You're living in a Disney movie.

>>17649318
And which are you exactly.

>>17649317
>is OP a whore with an heart of gold?
For her own sake I hope not.

If she found out her own heart was made of gold she'd dig it right out of her chest and die.

It's hilarious when 'sugar babies' turn about 25 and realize they're not young anymore and not even gross old men are going to pay them ridiculous amounts to be around them anymore.

Once this girl asked me for money out of desperation even - I never felt so insulted. I wouldn't touch that shit even if you paid me.

>>17649324
Yeah, sure.
You aren't thinking from the sugar daddy angle.
One can buy a whore (lightly used), but then she's not her own person anymore. You might bring her out as arm candy, but that's it.

>>17649324
I married my wife who was a virgin when we started dating

Just avoid white women

>>17649361
Could you be any more obviously underaged?

>hurr 25 is old

Always funny to see teenagers who think they know what life is like as an adult.

>>17649375
Tick
Tock
Tick
Tock

>>17649375
He's right though.
Why do you think someone like Leo DiCaprio is only surrounded by 20-year-old models and not older? Women have no value besides their looks.

>>17649375
Yeah let's see you get into AKB at that age

>>17649375
Sorry grandma

>>17649405
None of them are 20. Probably in the 23-30 age range. Why would anyone want to hang out with a child? At 20 she can't even enter clubs and drink.

>>17649426
Ok yes ok grandma

>>17649432
Now be a good boy and take out the trash and maybe mommy will get you legos for christmas.

>>17649435
Now you're acting your age

>>17649435
Don't lie grandma we all know you've never spent money on another person even once in your entire gold digger life.

Lmao ill give u pennies and vouchers for books XD

Another day, another /r9k/ raid.

Hopefully this normalshit shitty board will be shuttered to save bandwidth.

>>17649632
Hopefully /r9k/ will shut down so all thrle trash can fuck off this site.

>>17649639
/adv/ is a trash containment board too though

>>17649643
It's actually one of the not so bad boards. Despite the occasional leak from /r9k/ of bitter virgin shitposters.

>>17649648
It doesn't belong on 4chan, it has nothing to do with Japanese culture

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I don't know if this has been suggested but have you tried online gaming? That's where I met my ex sugar daddy and now my current sugar daddy. (Granted I wasn't looking for sugar daddies, it just happens, guys get to know you're a female and the ones with money start offering you crazy amounts of items/gold.)

I don't think I read why he broke up with you either, maybe you should think about that and improve yourself before trying to find another one because you're going to let yourself down. No sugar daddy is going to date someone who they consider to be a brat 100% of the time and/or ungrateful (which from certain posts I've read, you are.. No wonder he broke up with you, sorry but not.)

My previous sugar daddies offered me items just from hearing my voice and didn't need to see my face because I just had an awesome *girl gamer* personality, maybe instead of flaunting your IG work on your personality. All the decent sugar daddies don't care about sex. The long term sugar daddies want someone to love, they want someone to have their kids, someone to enjoy their interests. You're clearly not someone who will ever have a long term daddy.

>>17649665
>The long term sugar daddies want someone to love, they want someone to have their kids

Is that what you're going to tell your kids? That they were created so the nice older guy from MapleStory kept buying you j-fash?

>tfw meeting a new potential SB today

Laughing at you pathetic virgins still waiting for your Disney waifu.

>>17649675
???? It's normal for men to want to breed, and men want to mate with someone who is compatible. So.. Why wouldn't you mate with someone who is into games as much as you are, we could play games 24/7 and die playing games, so yes. I have no problem telling my future children we met online while gaming. :)

>>17649682
Yeah I found a new one too this year, I'm 65 she's 21 and she says she really loves me despite the age gap. She even says she'll let me kiss her in a year or two when she feels ready (says she's a virgin) but hopefully she'll warm up sooner that with enough presents hehe

>>17649690
>this is what teenager kissless virgins believe sugaring is

>>17649704
Time for your pills grandma

>>17646306

>seekingarrangement

i-is it a honeypot? I'm a 7-8/10, but I can't use makeup or anything, can I get a SD? I could use some money. Other than memes I don't know anything about it, but it seems better than kneepads.

>>17646340
>they have 8 SBs for every 1 SD.

Well fuck. So it's worse than just getting a job?

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>>17649751
>can I get a SD?

You can get an STD

>>17649751
It's a real site with real people. Seriously, give it a try. Yes, there are far more SBs than SDs, but a lot of them are trash. So if you create a nice profile it won't be hard to get in contact with some potentials.

Here I thought the dynamics of dating are difficult enough.

Surprisingly I find this thread reassuring.
From tag the sponsor to this. Every instagram model, and every hot chick you see in the street all have thier price, even if theyre not willing to publicly admit it.

Without condoning nor supporting. I understand.

>>17649966
Every woman is a whore. I thought that's common knowledge.

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>>17646032
there are actual suger daddy/baby websites
prolly 10001% better than a 4chan suger daddy lolololololollolol.jpg.gif.webm

>>17650053
Everyone wish they could be a whore, it just happens that it's not profitable for heterosexual men.

>>17646041
Here's your (you), good bait my friendo

>>17646313
>men who go after younger girls and basically pay for their sex
>decent
Pick one.

>>17652294
>sperglord angry virgins living in the basement
>decent

So much anger in this thread. Seriously, all girls are whores. The only ones that deny this are the bitter virgins who still think life is a Disney movie and their pure virgin waifu will one day magically appear in front of them.