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Terminal Autism: Cute Redhead Guitarist Edition 2016-10-05 23:07:46 Post No. 17641260
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Terminal Autism: Cute Redhead Guitarist Edition
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2016-10-05 23:07:46
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Okay need some help. I'm 19, I don't look good. I'm fat, but it doesn't show much, I don't dress well, but for some reason, God knows, this really cute redhead girl approached me about my guitar when I brought it into lecture because I was jamming before.
I told her to pull up a seat, apologized for almost dozing off when we were talking since I was tired, got her number, texted her, and she wants to jam with me. She seems to be making an effort, I even tested the waters and she laughed at a joke I made and I even made this stupid paper boat during lecture and threw it at her, she just smiled and laughed.
My mind tells me "the fuck is up with this chick"
My instincts tell me "I need to put my blood inside of her"
My autism tells me "you fucking retard, you know you're terrible at conversation, why string this along? too much trouble, lets just go back to listening to Otis Rush and get to jamming"
Which one do I listen to, why should I, and what should I do next exactly?
Did I mention she was really cute?
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>inb4 a bullet to the brain
I jerked the trigger last time I tried that and it went through my cheek and shattered my jaw.
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/adv/ please I don't want to sperg Ive already sperged so many times
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pls
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Can someone at least tell me to go fuck myself
Any advice at all
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>>17641286
Bullshit.
>>17641363
Go fuck yourself and see where it goes.
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>>17641260
Holy shit another human being is being friendly with you! Sound the alarm! They possess a vagina too?! Code blue! Battle stations!
Calm the fuck down, OP. How about this: you be friendly with her and treat her like a real person? Get to know her better and don't be afraid of her. She's just a stupid human like you. Yes she's cute and yes she was friendly with you. So? Attractive people like making friends too.
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>>17641372
>>17641370
See this is what I need. I can't calm down and just realize its no big deal, I'm a literal sperg.
Nice to have a new friend. Gonna go jam. Thanks anons.
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>>17641395
Have fun, anon. Try not to think of smashing her pussy just yet.
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>>17641260
Be natural.
Autism is power.
Don't fight it.
Feel the love.
She will tell you everything you need to know in one way or another.
No need to talk too much.
Miracles happened before, why not today for you, big guy?
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>>17641486
Got it thanks anon
>>17641511
>mfw I'm actually a 6'2'' big guy
f-for you
thanks for the support anon ;_;
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