General Advice

Unless you're 100% sure you want to go to college directly after high school, don't go to college.

Also don't go to college if you're an extreme introvert. College is more about the connections you make than the actual degree

99% of work places don't give a flying fuck where you graduated from. Expensive colleges arent worth putting yourself into huge debt over unless you can actually afford them. Just go for the cheaper college the majority of the time.

>>17636354
Kill yourself and die young.

Don't smoke.

Smoke weed errday.

Eat healty

>>17637192
Fuck you weed killed my grandpa

>>17636354
>>17637170
>>17637176
>captain obvious
>2cool4skool guy
>edgelord

Great thread so far folks.

>>17637201
How about you take my advice and off yourself, faggot?

Try harder every day.

>>17636354
who actually wears a seatbelt? what a fucking square

Learn how to use basic hand tools.

Brush your teeth every day.

Never take your relationship for granted.

Be kind to people; even the ones who aren't kind to you.

Treat people with respect; no one deserves to be disrespected.

Don't let the little things bother you.

You are the only thing holding you back.

Think before you make an important decision.

You may not like your job, but A job is better than NO job.

Try your best to find another job while you are still employed.

>>17637348
Good ones. Thanks, Dad I never had.

>>17637258
I wear my seatbelt every time I'm in the car :^)

I was sitting at a red light about a year ago, and a car came out of nowhere doing upwards of 60mph and collided into me. My car was pushed into the oncoming lane. If I hadn't been wearing a seatbelt, I would have gone through the windshield for sure.

Also, I'm an EMT and they spend like an entire week showing you pictures of people who died because they didn't wear their belts.

Furthermore, if you're not wearing a belt and someone else is, and you get into an accident, you can still bounce around the car and kill them from the impact. So, if you got kids, buckle up senpai

After shitting, wipe a few times with toilet paper and then use baby wipes to finish.

>>17637258
My best friend was in a head-on collision a year ago -- not his fault at all, some Ethiopian immigrant or some shit driving in the wrong lane. He probably would have been killed if he hadn't been wearing one.

I don't understand you people who act like not wearing a fucking seat belt makes your dick bigger. It doesn't make you a man. It's just dumb.

>>17636354
When performing suicide via gunshot, ensure that the caliber is large (.44 or above or if using a shotgun use a slug). Ensure that you aim in such a way that the bullet will sever your brain stem and cause instant death. If you're too afraid of that, aim the gun right into the middle of your chest and tilt it slightly so that it is pointing to your left so that it will destroy your heart.

Before you shit, throw some toilet paper in - reduces noise and splash.

>>17637384
This is golden

Also get out of you're comfortzone. You may never know what can be found over there

Learn how to shit while standing, it could save your life some day.

don't play with knives/blades after everyone else has gone to sleep, you could pass out and bleed to death before anyone even wakes up

do stick a knife in your toaster though. under normal circumstances, this won't kill you or harm you permanently in any way, and its also fun.

if you're being picked up somewhere and you get into the wrong car (i.e. a stranger's), don't try to play it off like you know them. just get out and say sorry. its so much more awkward when you pretend they know you.

always attach documents to e-mails FIRST, before writing the e-mail so that you never send an email referring to attachments that don't exist.

don't masturbate in your boss' office, no matter how hot she is - you don't know if she has hidden security cameras

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>Bark at girls you feel attracted to
>When introducing yourself to someone always tell them your address
>Lick your sister's/mother's dildos, never lick her buttplugs
>For a whole year give your friends Bill O'Reilly books for their birthdays

>>17637397
best one so far

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Look out where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow

Colloidal silver is the strongest medicine against any virus. Even stuff that usually has no treatment.

>>17637808
These are all good advice.

>>17637170
At the very least, try a community college first so you don't waste a lot of money.

>>17637407
THIS SO MUCH

bitchez be crazy

Play by the rules but think outside the box,
A pawn can take a queen but doesn't necessarily win the game

>>17638021
>A pawn can take a queen but doesn't necessarily win the game
I know jack all about chess but doesn't that literally win the game

>>17638082
That's a king.

>>17637348
cuck detected

Learn to make O's when smoking, you'll look cool.

Don't let negativity run your life. Ever.

>>17638520
Oh, the queen's the really strong piece then right?

I don't really get the analogy. Are issues in our life the pawn or are we the pawn?

>>17636354
Question everything, research both sides, and then deduce a opinion.

Red VS Blue is destroying us.

>>17638676
Green is the future

That being said
It's not easy being green

>>17638676
>deduce a opinion

ignore this anon's advice, can't even into grammer

>>17638767
>grammar
Don't correct people if your writing skill is not up to snuff.

>>17637353
i do have kids. now im going to wear a seatbelt whenever im driving. thank you random stranger on 4chan.

Don't go directly to a 4-year university after High School. Enroll at a community college for at least a year. That way, you'll

>Get your core classes out of the way
>Same a HUGE chunk of money. I saved about 90% on tuition alone.
>have time to figure out what you want to do with life/career.

It might be unattractive to live at home for another year or two, but trust me, please:

**The "college experience" is severely, tremendously, erroneously an dangerously overrated**

There is nothing fun about sleepless nights living just above the poverty line, getting black-out drunk and/or high with strangers, having regrettable sloppy hookups with nasty bar chicks and spiraling into depression an anxiety while you're still a damn teenager. I read somewhere recently that 40% of new college students develop clinical depression and anxiety within their freshman and sophomore years. Just... take your time.

Plus, let me reiterate the money. Guess how much I paid my first two years of college for tuition? $80 a semester. Room and board? $0, because I lived at home with my parents. Again, I was still a teenager - a fucking kid, really. Why we all want to move out when we can legally buy cigs is a mystery to me. Books? Honestly, that was the most expensive thing - close to $200 a semester, but that's anywhere. I still had a quality college-level education, was able to develop my skills in my field while I studies stress-free, and I even DID manage to make a few friends along the way.

Oh, and you might not even NEED to go to a 4-year. Newsflash: it is NOT required for a great job or to make bank. 2-year schools that teach trades ar stigmatised for some ungodly reason but the truth is that, as Marco Rubio once said, "We need more welders and electricians and less philosophers."

It's never to late to invest.
Invest in gold.
Ignore what /biz/ says except the part where sucking dick is the fastest way to make money.
Read something that isn't from the internet you fucking mouth breathing imbecile.
Back up shit, remember megaupload? Remember megaporn? Remember how much of that shit was lost? Back it up you will never know if you have someone's holy grail.

Always believe in yourself because if you second guess yourself you'll get that answer on the quiz wrong.


>>17637384
Isn't it in reverse? Baby wipes first then TP.

>>17637170
I think this is terrible advice

I could have gone to college, but I wasn't sure about it so I left it a while

every minute I spend out of education the more of my academic skills were lost, and the further socially I distanced myself from the kids who went to college

it might be country-specific, but where I am in australia it's dead easy to switch courses, so get into ANYTHING
if you don't get in straight away your eligibility for funding changes, and you'll feel like you walked into a kindergarten on your return

Spend less than you earn

DONT DO DRUGS IF YOU HAVE DEPRESSION OR PRE-EXISTING MENTAL ILLNESSES
*if you don't, try MDMA and LSD

Don't date a pedo

>>17638021
>Everyones been playing checkers but ive been playing chess for years.

Soda is a nice treat, but shouldn't be your main source of a beverage throughout the course of the day.

Don't go in to debt for a car.

Whatever 2016 model you have isn't going to get you to work any different than my 1984 model that didn't even cost a grand.

>>17637407
This, learned it from /b/. Best fucking advice.

If she warns you that she's depressive, bipolar, hysteric or something like that, just run. Don't give it a try. Mostly it's some more serious fucked up issue and she is just hiding it.

Stop buying steam games you're not gonna play.

>>17639036
No, the to get most of Tue big chuncks out. The baby wipes clean far better and without hurting ourhole

>>17638793
It would make more sense to say "writing skills are" rather than "writing skill is"
:^)

Mufasa: "Remember who you are."

Get a shorter toilet or a stool for your feet when you shit. Makes everything come out nice

>>17640661
This is kinda bad advice. I drive a 92 ranger myself, but it's not an awful idea to make a $120/month payment on a newer ford focus or honda civic or something. Sure beats the hell out of buying a $2000 beater with no AC that needs a new engine/trans after 6 months.

I know I'm not going to convert you because some people are so prideful about the "older is better" meme, but buying an old car is a gamble. Once yoh zero in on the one you want take it to a shop for a pre-purchase inspection, it's worth the $100

>>17640657
Fuck this fencesitting.

Soda is piss, water is the best.

Learn to love yourself.

Women are people, too, as hard as it is to believe sometimes.
Just talk to them if you're interested. Don't sit out on the sideline and expect her to make a move, because odds are, she won't.