How to not be an absolute retard?

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How to not be an absolute retard? 2016-10-04 00:13:14 Post No. 17634082
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How to not be an absolute retard? Tank 2016-10-04 00:13:14 Post No. 17634082 [Report]

Story of my life in a nut shell.
Liked this cute girl alot when i was around 13. She liked me back too at first. Fought with others in front of her to show dominance. I was younger than others in my school so i always got my ass kicked. Paid this fat indian fuck to fight me and lose in front of her. He did but it looked obvious. Finally decide to confess after a year over facebook with BAD grammar. She rejected and called me retarded.

Second story, changed schools. Was popular with girls but because i was very immature, people bullied me and no gf the whole year. Started the next year. Acted more emo. Cute chinese bitch likes me. Decided not to show her im intrested in her. Make up a fake crush on this other hot girl. The hot girl ignores me the whole year and all the girls in my class ignored me thinking im a player.

Third story, reach year 11 in school. Decided to mature up. It was working abit at first. Not that many girls showed interest in me like last time. Probably because purbety made me look uglier. Meet this autistic chick that likes me. I DON'T like her so help her date with my other retard friend. They break up. She disappears.

I have soo many autistic stories like that. What am i doing wrong? When i was young this stuff was soo easy and now, i cant even talk to another guy.

Anonymous 2016-10-04 02:26:03 Post No.17634434
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>>17634082
Stop crafting images and stories designed to make people feel one way or another about you because you obviously suck at it.

Anonymous 2016-10-04 03:04:30 Post No.17634559
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>>17634082
Read books for developing social skills. Mimicry the events in your head, put yourself in one of the character's shoes, think how would you even act to the current events. That's how normal people do it trust me.

Anonymous 2016-10-04 12:15:19 Post No.17635592
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 12:15:19 Post No.17635592 [Report]

>tfw you're in high school which means you will never escape the autist cycle until you graduate

Dude if you wanna be the alpha just wait till you're 18 and start working a hospitality job at your local strip club or become a bartender... I guarantee you will develop into an alpha in less than a year if you pay attention and play your cards right, until then be a fucking loose cannon and stop worrying about high school popularity because once you graduate, shit will not matter...

Anonymous 2016-10-04 15:57:23 Post No.17636101
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Anonymous 2016-10-04 15:57:23 Post No.17636101 [Report]

>>17634082
>tried to attract girl by beating up other guys
>tried to attract girl by ignoring her
>tried to attract girl by setting her up with another guy

Did it EVER occur to you to try to attract a girl by being a nice guy, being friendly with her, and making any time she spends with you fun for her?

Tank 2016-10-04 17:14:33 Post No.17636306
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Tank 2016-10-04 17:14:33 Post No.17636306 [Report]

I never realized how retarded i am.

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