The girlfriend was in town for the weekend and on friday night we caught up for dinner. I had a few drinks in me and came straight from work and i had this idea to muck around at work since we have a couch there + nobody's there on a friday night. We were getting dressed again after the deed (didn't actually go all the way but whatever, doesn't matter), and the director walks in at like 10:30pm ON A FRIDAY. Sees us and laughs it off and tells us to "enjoy yourselves" but I'm lowkey scared i'm going to lose my job. They underpay me anyway but it's a great workplace. Small firm <10 people but like... yeah, we went way too far. I texted him an apology saying I was drunk and let things get out of hand and he seemed cool about it but like, fuck me right?
How fucked am i? How should I proceed?
Nah you're good OP. He probably thinks you're an alpha male now and will give you a raise.
Doesn't sound like he cares too much. You're just being paranoid.
>>17604769
this
>>17604741
>Hey OP, bringing non-employees into our workplace and having sex, huh?
>I can explain, sir! You see, I was abusing alcohol and cannot control myself and the people I associate with!
That is some phenomenal damage control, OP. Surely he is now convinced of your professionalism.
>>17604741
drunk and fucking at work. you are very fucked and better have a sit down with him and tell him it won't happen again
Who goes to the workplace after partying, for a couch?
How... what?
>>17604741
> sees us
> laughs
> tell you to enjoy yourselves
I think he would have torn your head off if he had a problem with your actions
But.. Don't do it again
Aldo, don't mention it, keep your head down and be as awkward about it as you are here, it's one of those open secrets you don't want to talk about unless your himself brings it up and makes you the goodhearted laughstock of the entire company
>>17604741
If he really had a problem with it he would have chewed you out then and there.. Now if he's passive aggressive you might find yourself without a job pretty soon