How can I tell my husband I love him while he is sleeping?
>>17600736
Sleeping blowjob. Wake him by putting his dick in your mouth and start aucking. He'll feel loved with that.
I would.
>>17600736
Draw a dick on his face when he has an important morning meeting.
Calculate the time when he is in REM sleep, then whisper in his air "I love you", uttered in 10 second intervals. If he is dreaming at the time, his brain will be receptive to his surrounding audio and your whisper will leak into his dream in some form.
Sleeping blow job.
>>17600736
"im pregnant"
succ
prep your asshole with an enema in the morning before he wakes up and offer it to him
>>17600753
>>17600770
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>>17600782
Whatever you do, do NOT do something sexual to him. This is 4chan. Don't trust it.
>>17600794
what's your qualification ?
>>17600794
t. horrible wife / prude
>>17600753
This is rape.
>>17600807
Pretty sure he said "yes" at the wedding vows