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I need a fucking blowjob asap. No hookers because Id like to respect myself. I dont want to have sex because I dont want to raise my partner count too high so that my only options are women off the cock carousel. Ive been abstaining from sex for about a year, but holy fuck I just want a fucking blowjob.
What do I do to get one. Im not pornstar big but Im way above average. Ive used this to get shit started but then its kinda obvious the girl is a slut looking for sex. But I dont want that. I just want a blowjob.
How do I do this.
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If you want a blowjob that's not from a slut and not from a whore, but don't want to have to raise a relationship then just do it yourself, that's not how it work
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God, whoever wrote this crap is fucking retarted. Kill him.
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>>17595501
You're confused.
Try writing it again, in 20 words or less.
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>>17595501
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Unless it's a previous partner this is still going to raise your partner count. Be it from a prostitute, new relationship, FWB, or ONS.
Figure out which you care more about and decide accordingly.
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>>17595517
I dont understand what you are trying to say. Im sure there are ways for this to happen.
I dont mind a slut giving me a bj. But shes gonna want sex. Which is off the table.
>>17595530
Blowjobs dont increase partner count.
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>>17595520
>retarted
you're right tho
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It's true, I'm a walking blowjob.
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>>17595556
>Blowjobs dont increase partner count.
LOL
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>>17595590
Not sex. That simple
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>>17595609
>Not sex. That simple
LOL
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grindr
on demand blowjobs until you're about 40
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>>17595590
This.
>so with how many guys did you have sex, honey?
>just two :)
>(and I also gave 43 different guys blowjobs, I'm not a gross skank at all)
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>>17596258
>muh-soggy-knee!
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>>17596274
Then you tell me: why else would someone resort to playing ridiculous lawyer-games, just to tell themselves that their partner count is low? What else would that accomplish?
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>>17595609
you realise a blowjob is oral sex? oral.. SEX..?
jesus christ OP is literally the dumbest person I've ever seen.
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>>17596390
Yeah and you can call dry humping a form of sex.
Masturbation hand sex. Etc. Jump through as many hoops as you want but its obviously different from sex
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>>17595501
>I dont want to raise my partner count too high so that my only options are women off the cock carousel
This isn't a thing.
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>>17597331
What part isnt a thing.
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>>17597320
>Yeah and you can call dry humping a form of sex.
>Masturbation hand sex. Etc. Jump through as many hoops as you want but its obviously different from sex
Not in any way that matters. If you're getting orgasms from another person, it's sex.
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>partner count
You can literally make that number up, no one cares
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