Where do you put your phone?

>>17592962
Put it in your front pocket and cook your sperm.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/12167957/Mobile-phones-are-cooking-mens-sperm.html

>>17592969
Yeah, I know. That's why I've been putting it in my back pocket for a decade, now. I Always cringe at people who leave their phone over their balls when they sit.

>>17592962
>age
20
>gender
Male
>where do you put your phone
In my left back pocket. I've firsthand saw the affects it has leaving it on your lap. It's spoopy

>>17592969
Well jokes on you I will probably never even have to use my sperm lmao

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Nothing in this life is good for you I guess

On a clip,..on my belt.

I look like Batman, Work i-pod, walkie talkie, a metric fuck-ton of keys, cell phone,..and a bunch of stupid paperwork that means nothing to me.in my pockets.

Front pocket along with wallet. I don't give a shit about my sperm.

Friends have had their back pockets picked. I typically walk around with one hand in my pocket or a thumb touching on my phone/wallet.

>being this insecure about where you putting a brick of glass and metal

Front left pocket

I don't want kids any time soon

Are the effects permanent or cause an increase in sperm mutation?

If me and the BOYS see any QUEERS putting their PHONES in their BACK POCKETS we make sure to KICK THEIR ASS for being so QUEER