what /adv/ think about kidnapping a qt?

Kazakstyle.

>>17590671
the trick is to induce Stockholm syndrome and bond with her deeply, also don't forget to feed her, let her for poop and bath her

>>17590671
Sounds great. Pick one up for me too, while you're at it.

>>17590671
There are many says to do this successfully. Sure you could do stockholme, but my friend has had successfully with pretending to be her savior.
Lock her up in an abandoned house, pay someone to act as her captor. After a day or two, come rescue her--chicks dig heroes.
Or you could just set her house on fire while she's asleep, then save her from said fire
Bonus if her family perishes, leaving you as the only one she feels safe with.

>>17590671
I think if you have to ask 4chan for their opinion, you're not smart enough to get away with it.

>>17591704
Agreed. You can't even ask 4chan how to commit a painless suicide. Guess this is why Moot never allowed for a /doc/tor or /med/ical board.