cutting my face off

>>17585463
Bump

You don't, and can't. Your face bleeds a lot. You will black out before long, and you'd better hope it's before you do too much damage to wake up.

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What the actual fuck lmao.
I don't even understand whats going on here, you have fungus growing on your face, so your solution is to cut it off and disfigure yourself so that you'll look better?

Is that whats going on here?

>>17585515
OP sounds like a schizo.

>>17585515
>>17585502
Yeah I hate it. I would be an alright looking guy without it. What if I chop off only the problem areas?

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>>17585519
Lol I mean, quality shitposting/trolling, but the whole concept is stupid. You'd trade one ugly aspect for another much worse, disfiguring ugly aspect.

>>17585463
What the fuck. Just go to a doctor, in the most countries it's free

>>17585519

Get a fucking doctor to do it you moron, you will only scar yourself and get infections so you will end up looking like Mickey Rourke

>>17585463
um theres treatments for lightening of the skin why dont you just get a job or wait until you have money

>>17585463
https://youtu.be/2DfmDuOxcN8?t=50

This is literally OP. Godspeed.

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>>17585563
Except "the greatest country in the world"

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>>17585546
>>17585564
Sorry guys I just hate my face. My cheeks too. Pic related is me. Around the nose and chin you can see discoloration. That's after I wash my face and put fungal cream on it
>>17585563
Unfortunately I'm in america

>>17585576
It's probably just some subdermal gunk and blackheads. Get yourself a comedone extractor and have some fun.

>>17585576
Have you ever been diagnosed with any mental disorders

This could be a morgellons type thing where it's all in your head

>>17585576
Dude I don't see shit. Seek professional help, you have some sort of mental problem.

Push come to shove, see a plastic surgeon. Get a job, save up, shit's usually only a couple grand

>>17585594
its the white spots on his neck black people get a kind of fungus on their face sometimes its lightened. but its not contagious i think.

>>17585590
>>17585593
>>17585594
trust me it's real
Over time it dries up a bit making me have to clean it again. Also heavy contact with water makes that same area around my nose really red.

>>17585599
I forgot to mention that it itches as well

>>17585608
>>17585758
sounds like eczema to me. I have it as well. Get yourself some hydrocortisone cream, it helps especially with the itching.

>>17585765
Yeah I was diagnosed with eczema as an infant

>>17585593

Morgellons is real

>>17585594
for eczema you should cut sugar out of your diet.

but you'd be mad to cut your face off.

>>17585576
I'm from /pol/ and i think you look absolutely fine, a lot like the actor in the new starwars. You're a beautiful man, but you have a mental illness where your image of yourself isnt good i guess.

Please seek help with a psychologist or something I think you can get through this bro.

Don't cut yourself.

>>17587400
kek apparently agrees with this too so listen to that advice bro.

>>17585463
Have you ever seen Face/Off with Nick Cage and John Travolta?

Cutting your face off is literally nothing like that movie. Don't even try it you will be permanently disfigured and regret it for the rest of your life