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Don't wait for the "right one".

But don't go after some fat chick either, unless you're fat.

What do you look like?

>>17579645
Don't...just don't...

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Do you have some dignity in you, jesus christ.

First sex is overrated af and only women or faggots care about it as much, lost my v-card to a classmate fwb. Best sex I had, wasn't emotionally inested with her, don't speak to her anymore. And i dont regret it, although I still remember it, so dont go and waste it on some 2/10 landwhale is what a saying, atleast fuck a decent looking broad, or a witch with hot bod

>>17579645

Have you ever considered your attitude is why you're a virgin?

desu at this point it doesn't make a difference if you lose it at 20 or at 25 or at 30. You'll probably beat yourself up for not losing it as an adolescent.

>>17579658

5'9'' 150 lbs. Huge nerd, double majors in engineering. Don't go out much therefore virgin.

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>>17579681

Honestly feel like a loser when talking to friends cuz everyone lost it already. Most replies say don't do it so I'll prolly end up just blocking her.

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>>17579698
Realistically, how likely are you to find another girl to lose your virginity to? And how important to you is it to lose your virginity?

>>17579645
Dude.. If you're a virgin and desperate then post an ad on Craigslist for a woman to take your virginity and show you the ropes.

Or pay for an escort to do the same thing.

Otherwise, don't risk creating a bad association with sex on your first go with someone you find gross.

>>17579698
Honestly, sex is something to be enjoyed once you've been in a relationship with someone for a while. You can laugh if something awkward happens, you can be honest about your likes and dislikes, if a position or move doesn't actually feel good, etc.

>>17579691
>>17579645

Being a virgin sucks but the fallout from humping the bush pig is going to be worse, so don't do it.

Firstly, you do not want your first exposure to real flesh and blood pussy to be bad. If she's truly obese, and I mean really fat not just chubby, it's likely her pussy is a bit smelly and much of the interesting bits (her clit and inner lips) buried between fat rolls.

The other bad thing is if you have sex with her she's going to become attached to you. And because she's your first you're susceptible to becoming attached to her, whereas if you've had sex before you're better able to make a value judgement.

Fat chicks are people too, but they come with problems you either have to deal with or ignore.

I decided I wouldn't be shallow and to give fat chicks a chance... big mistake. The three I dated and fucked were all the same and just didn't compare favourably with dating and fucking girls of normal size (normal includes chubby). So no more bush pigs for me and I suggest you get some experience before trying some wild pork.

>>17579704
Have a job offer making 65k right outta college, am senior now, so not that hard after I guess? Idk tho. I'm decent looking I'd say.

Important as in friends tease me all the fucking time, I just feel depressed I can't get laid, wanna do it and get it over with.

>>17579715
>Have a job offer making 65k right outta college, am senior now, so not that hard after I guess?
Be realistic. If you've had trouble losing your virginity so far, then it's not going to get any easier once you're out of school

>wanna do it and get it over with.
Then do it. You have a girl who's willing, and you don't know what's going to happen in the future. You might end up being unable to find another girl and hate turning down a girl who was dtf.

>>17579715
>engineers
Do it then you fucking pussy

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>>17579712

Thanks a bunch guys. Gonna jerk it off another year and try my luck after college.

And yeah, she's literally like 250-260 at minimum, and shes like 5'5''-5'6'' at best.

>>17579721
Don't do it unless you're really desperate. It gets easier once outta school providing you're not ugly, fat or completely unlikeable.

>>17579715
I have a friend from college in the same kind of situation. He's making like 65k and doesn't get any too. The truth is you have to actively work on getting better at approaching women. If you're decent looking then you can do better then the girl you are talking about.

What's the point of losing your virginity if it's someone you aren't attracted to. Your friends would make fun of you even more if they found out what she looked like (btw get new friends if they are mocking you for being a virgin rather than wingmanning you).

>>17579715
>Important as in friends tease me all the fucking time
you should be worried about what kind of friends you have instead

>>17579715
Getting laid is way harder after college dude, take it from a washed 27 year old.

>>17579645
>Alright boys, advice time. What should I do, fuck or wait for the right one. No experience whatsoever so idk what the fuck to do.
Let me lay it out for you in the simplest possible terms: never fuck a fat chick. That's what to do.

This is cheesey but true YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST TIME do you want to look back in horror and disgust or have a memory that doesnt make you sick in your mouth

You have waited long enough just wait a bit longer for a 5 or something there are plenty of thirsty girls that aren't hogs just wait.

Just fuck the fatty and never tell anyone.

>>17579645


>damn OP has no
>self_respect.exe

>no_dignity.bat
>fucks a fat chick...

>>17579645
I am 23 now and still virgin, I don't know if what they say about the first time is true, but looking back and knowing that you didn't get any while all of your friends were fucking like crazy, and that you've missed out on those years and never got any experience is a thought that can kill you. It kills me slowly every day. So whatever you do, get some ASAP and don't let yourself spiral down into depression like I did. You are gonna get caught into a negative circle and ruin your brain.

This caught my eye immediately because it's almost identical to how I lost my virginity.
>be me virgin at 20
>sexually frustrated
>install similar social app
>cry to anon randoms in my area how im a sad virgin
>girl says she'll fuck me that night
>my frustration gets the better of me
>we meet in parking lot
>she's a fat 2/10
>nice enough girl just not attractive
>big tits, but gross nips
>I got in her car and we drove to some back road
>her mouth was gross, tasted like fast food, no joke
>had to try not to gag
>so we head to back seat to commence
>after all said and done, I came, she came
>it wasn't terrible I suppose, but not good

Do I regret it? Yes and No. It was my first time yes, something I didn't enjoy too much. But the frustration was getting to a point where I was considering going to see a counselor about it. Being 20 I thought I was such a loser, and the more I cried about it to people, and the more people I found out had sex before me, it made me feel like a late bloomer, and the more I realized people didn't really care, nor was anyone going to help me achieve that goal, the more I obsessed over it. So I think I lost it at the right time for my own sanity. But now there's the other side to it; I lost it to an unattractive random to which the sex meant nothing at all. It would have been great to loose it to someone really attractive, but considering my options nothing was coming anytime soon. And yes she was random, but that might just be the best type of person to loose it to. Someone who you're not going to break up with and have that special moment taken away with bad blood or heartbreak. Was this girl hard to shake? Yes. Me being 'mr. i don't want to hurt anyone's feelings' agreed to be her fwb on her request. Big mistake. Looking back I didn't owe her anything, I was fine with us being a one night stand. I just kept saying I was busy, and soon after I moved, to which she gave up. cont.

>>17579645
just get an escort, this is your best choice as an engineering major (im one myself and its a huge sausage fest, the chances of you hitting up a nice gril in college is prolly as rare as a politician saying the truth)
>double majors in engineering
enginner majors are usually white guys from upper middle class family, so money should not be an issue, regarding the hooker-thing
your other option is to stop giving a shit and focus on doing well on your subject, which might be the better choice, for keeping your sanity

If you fuck the fatty, you'll be relieved to lose your virginity but you will also be disappointed and regret doing it.

If you wait for a hottie, you'll be more scared leading into it but you'll be happy when it's done.

What do you look like? Because if you're tidy then you should wait. But if you're ugly, you should get used to settling.

>>17580249
Another way you can look at it; it's like eating the vegetables before the steak. You start out with the less pleasurable thing, so when the "steak" comes around you can really appreciate it, because you now have perspective and really know how much better it is. I think having sex with a fat unattractive for the firs time showed me how much it's not worth it. So you can say I got it out of the way early. But don't let that deter you though, it's not as if fat undesirables can't please at all. If you can get it, and you're desperate, then why not. Another thing; It's true when they say you suck at sex at first. Even if it's something like confidence, or what works and what doesn't. You probably wont be too pleasurable for the other person, so why waste those few first trial and error fucks on someone you think is hot/special and want to fuck over and over again?

That being said. Do whatever you think. Don't try to fuck someone you don't find attractive if you can help it, but if that's all you can get at the moment and you're eager/curious, don't at all think it'll make you any less of a person for doing it. After all sex is just using someone else's body as a masturbation tool. Your first time doesn't get etched into a cosmic tome. The fact we care about virginity at all is silly and has more to do with religion and male competitiveness. So I wouldn't sweat it either way. Plus all virginity stories are good/cool/funny 20 years from the fact (unless it invloves rape lol).

>>17579645
Just fuck the fat chick already, God.

>>17579645
I want to chew on this girls nipples.

>>17579758
How am I fucking supposed to get laid in college then? I'm living with my dad and not in a dorm

>>17579645
Off topic but god damn, I want an ugly-cute girl with a banging body like the girl in that picture. Surprisingly hard to find but their standards are usually low enough to overlook the fact that I'm a trainwreck.

>>17579725
>try my luck after college.
>after college
YOU FOOL, the iron is hot, strike now. Hit up girls frequently while you still can.