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Met a girl on Tinder and she wants to come to my flat tomorrow for sex, while not outright stating that's her intention it seems incredibly obvious.
I've never done something like this before. What the heck do I do when we get into my flat? I assume we'll have some small talk first but how exactly do I transition that into sex without looking like an idiot?
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She's probably a hooker, dumbass. Make sure you have cash and condoms.
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>>17579395
Helpful, even if she is one I'd just kick her out.
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>>17579412
Yeah, sure. Of course you are.
Cash, condoms; and stick a fork in pooper to post on /b/.
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>>17579387
Just make sure the tv is on but not very loud so you can have something to fall back on when things go silent in the beginning, sit next to her on the couch and do what you gotta do
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>>17579434
The fuck are you on about? Are you just shitposting?
What was your first line even supposed to be a reply to?
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Get drunk, watch a movie. Recieve a look or give a look. Then it should be ez.
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>>17579387
Most important bit of advice is to pop a boner when she starts touching you in a sexual manor, then the second most important step is putting your boner into her pussy when she offers it to you. Follow this two step program and you will be at the top of your game in no time.
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