I acidentally fucked a guy in the ass but I used a condom so

Is that what the guy looked like? 'cus I'd fuck it, too.

>>17570778
if you accidentally fucked me in the ass I'd punch you faggot

How do you fuck accidentally?

sorry but now you are gay

>>17570800
We were playing videogames together and he spilled beer on his pants, so he had to take them off, then I spilled beer on mine and I had to take mine off, then he went to grab more beer but tripped on the cord and fell onto my dick.

>>17570859
thank god you had a condom on your dick!

>>17570864
Everybody who doesn't wear his emergency comdom deserves to get infected with the homo-virus... Stupid idiots

>>17570778
lol when i was in japan i'd often get the girl say

"I don't want to have sex"

I'd say "what about with a condom?"

they'd said "oh thats okay"

apparently with a condom doesn't count.

>>17570798
underrated

>>17570869
It sounds like OP's story was a close call. I'll be sure to always wear condoms when my friends come over to play videogames and get naked. I would hate to catch the gay.

>>17570778
Don't understand. Forever, homosexuals were fearful of disclosing their sexual proclivity and longed for the day they could be free and come out to the world. Now they can without fear and yet they go through mental gymnastics trying to stay in the closet.

>>17570859
>>17570864
Top kek

>>17570778

did the balls touch?

>>17570778
Did you say 'no homo' afterwards?

>>17570859
>then he went to grab more beer but tripped on the cord and fell onto my dick.
So you were just wearing a condom under your clothes, for kicks or something? Bad move. You probably tore it. Even if you didn't, the heat from friction and insulation from clothing would have degraded the latex. That condom doesn't count for anything, I'm afraid.

This thread. Thanks anons, you made my day.

>>17570778

Don't worry anon, it's not gay if you're on top

>>17570778
It's only gay if your balls touch. Luckily you had a condom so you kept the gay virus at bay.