I'm mailing with a girl that may be my girl. We met IRL

>>17564308
She seems to dig you already. Don't fuck it up by being creepy and clingy and saying weird shit like you've said in OP. JUST CHILL. Don't overthink. If she talks about sex talk about sex right back at her in the same vein. If she is coy, be coy too but turn it up a notch with a little more directness. If she is raunchy be raunchy right back. Just flirt and have fun. You do not love her, you are not in love, you are in the early infatuation stage, where you can make the biggest blunders.

>>17564327
I get you. Thanks. The only problem is that we may start living together (because reasons). Until she makes her move I won't have private place to do it myself and I just have to do it once in a while or I'll explode...

I already wrote her something like this:

I'd like to ask you some intimate questions and you can ask me. Are you willing to talk about it?

And she replied:

What questions are you interested in?

Do you think it's cool to ask her how often she masturbates?

>>17564353
Holy shit is this real? OP is going full Fedora

>>17564348
Then just do it. Not like you are cheating on her with yourself. Everyone has needs. She's probably getting herself off too. Probably as she is writing to you about sex.

>>17564356
What? So I'm autist, so fucking what? If I had experience I wouldn't be asking here, would I?

>>17564308
Are you the guy that posted on here the other day about the bitch that manipulated you, asked you to steal a car to be with her, asked you to stop talking to your friends and such?

>>17564363
That's me yes.

>>17564370
Why are you still talking to her?

>>17564363
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/17557162/#17557162

For reference.

I guess today is spaghetti-day.

>>17564373
I let it through my head. Turned out she's not evil, just sad from loneliness in similar way I am. Those requests she took back and apologized.

>>17564370
Holy shit. This changes everything. Don't get involved with someone who always ms to isolate you and encourages you to commit felonies. This chick is radioactive poison. Run far and fast away. Break off all contact. You ARE going to regret it otherwise, she sounds unhealthy.

>>17564382
Which totally isn't something that a manipulating person would do, when called out on her manipulation.

>>17564353
Please, could you just help me with this and assume she's not evil bitch?

>>17564400
Walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck. All your wishful thinking won't change this simple fact. You are fortunate to learn this ahead of time before becoming too attached. Proceed at your peril.

>>17564308
I must warn you good sir, I say you must understand my position, having smoked a SHIT LOAD of weed. You need to smoke weeeeeeeeddddddddd. And then jack off thinking about her. I am h-i-g-h as fuck right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Christ I'm stoned. I'm high as a giraffes nuts! Now you get to my level and stroke that pencil dick of yours and shoot off to the moon!

>>17564419
I thank you for your valuable advice good sir. I shall proceed to it as soon as possible.