What are the best painless suicide methods?

>>17561446
No such thing as a painless suicide. But shotgun to the head is the fastest with lowest failure rate.

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>>17561463

>>17561458
Hey, dont be dumb. There's breathing in gases like helium and drinking water laced with cyanide. Makes you fall asleep for eternity.

Alcohol poisoning, make sure you're not saved by some asshole paramedics though because not only will it be a nightmare but the bill will leave you on the streets.

>>17561463
Really nigga?

>>17561550
Not painless. Gunshot to the head, or exit bag is the only painless and assured way of dying

Living.

>>17562447
>living
>painless
ok mate

Most likely, whatever ailing you, causing you to consider it, can be fixed.
If not, then
>>17561458

>>17561446
The best painless method would be to live a long happy life and die old in bed surrounded by your friends and family.