Is this an acceptable "size" for women?

Your vagina is completely normal.

(^can we make this a copypasta for every insecure girl thread on this board)

>>17546770
>said their most memorable experiences were with people around 9", and my friends have bragged about even greater lengths
Unless they've all fucked the same guy, the one with the biggest penis in the state, it's statistically improbable that half a dozen friends have even shaken hands with someone packing a 9er, to say nothing of bumping uglies.
The numbers said, by both boys and girls, are a social nicety with no contact with reality.
The average dick in the western world is around 5.5".

>>17546786
I don't know if my vagina specifically is anywhere near normal.

>>17546796
>The numbers said, by both boys and girls, are a social nicety with no contact with reality.

Oh, that's a bit of a relief.

>>17546851
You may not know, but I do. If you had an abnormal vagina, a doctor would've told you by now. There's a range of normal sizes, just like there's a range of normal heights and weights.

Also, the vagina is a muscle, meaning it can contract and expand considerably. How do you think we manage to squeeze babies out of there? And, when you're aroused, your vagina gets way less tight. Considering that measuring your vagina (how tf did you even do that by the way) is not really an arousing act for most, you essentially did the equivalent of a dude measuring his dick when flaccid.

tl;dr don't worry about it, like I said YOUR VAGINA IS NORMAL

>>17546862
I think there's a misunderstanding here. I'm a guy. I can see how my title might have implied I was talking about if the measurements I gave were an acceptable size for a woman (i.e AS a woman), but I meant for a man with the purpose of pleasing a woman.

>>17546862
He doesn't have a vagina mate.

>>17546770
First off, I'll tell you this. My judgement of size was wildly incorrect. I saw a 7 inch dildo and thought it looked like a monster and was surprised when I read the package. Apparently what I THOUGHT was 7 inches is more around 5.

That being said, 9 inches would wreck me, and not in a good way. I've been with one guy that had a huge dick, and though I loved him, sex wasn't as enjoyable as someone with something smaller, because he couldn't be rough or go all out.

You have a slightly-above-average dick. Which, to me, is an ideal spot to be sitting in. You're worrying about stupid shit, and your friends are probably full of shit. And not to be cliche, but in my experience size doesn't really matter in the least unless it's medical condition status.

>>17546862
My god!! Wow well that's what you get for using so many euphemisms for your dick bro

let me amend my statement: your penis is normal

>DHT Cream
>Bathmate
>Jelquing
>Losing Weight

Ordered from most expensive to cheapest on how to make it (or look) bigger.

>>17546770
ask those same friends to show you the supposed length with their hands and they won't know what the fuck they're doing. they would all make poor contractors.

guys will always give themselves an inch to an inch and a half. those that are incredibly insecure will just shoot out bullshit numbers.

girls? they have no fucking clue what they're talking about when it comes to penis size. they have three sizes: too small, good, too big, and that's it.

6.5-6.75 is well above average in length. girth is important too when it comes to sex but it's not all that important to know the dimensions of your penis.

i had been insecure and shy about my penis my entire adolescent life. i'm korean and that asian stereotype of tiny dicks makes you feel doubly insecure about it all. then you watch porn and you have above average guys and camera tricks fucking you up. i'm with my first gf and i'm anxious about revealing how small i am to her. i'm convinced she already knows i have a small penis because i'm asian. i tell her i'm insecure about it and she suggests we measure it. at this point i'm afraid my insecurities are going to be validated and i will concretely know i have a small penis. turns out i'm 6.5 inches in length. who knew.

heres a cool tip for americans if you ever need a reference for sizing up anything (even a dick)~ a dollar bill is exactly 6 inches long

>>17546916
I might actually measure my dick now. Thanks.

>>17546897
Glad that's cleared up, haha.

>>17546903
Working on the losing weight bit.

>>17546913
Gotcha. Yeah, admittedly probably see too much porn.

>>17546916
Really? That's pretty neat.

I've got a 5 inch dick.

I made my ex cum faster than anyone shed ever fucked before, using my hands the first time (about 5 minutes) and my dick the second time (around 10 minutes with minimal foreplay). I could go as hard and tough as we wanted.

Most guys just clumsily "fuck" women. If you go out of your way to try to make your woman cum, you're better than about 50% of the population, regardless of size.

TL;DR learn to be good at sex. It's hilariously easy. + your dick is big.

>>17546964
Would the only way of accomplishing such a thing be through sporadic, unimpressive practice?

>>17546977
Not a lot of practice. Mate, I was a virgin when I met her. The first time we fucked she knew and I just confidently laughed it off. The next time I was better. The third time I made her cum.

I'm not just bragging or anything. I'm nobody special and I'm not a fast learner. It's just easy. Not a lot of practice is involved.

>>17546977
getting good at oral isn't all that difficult and it's a good skill to have if you need to mask some inexperience with penetration.

i never performed oral on a girl before my current gf. i watched that one nina hartley video that gets passed around a bunch and gave a few of the techniques a try. i read her body language to see what was feeling good for her and i got her going with just the bare bones "suck the clit" technique. i got her off and she told me she didn't even know she could get off to oral since it never even felt pleasurable to her before. i introduced fingers and gspot stim into the mix and she's telling me that she can't keep going cause she's coming too hard. she enjoys breastplay as well so now i've got my mouth on her clit, gspot stim with one hand, stroking and squeezing her tits with the other. i became like an oral sex god in her eyes over the span of a month.

thank god too since i have severe fucking PE.

>>17546964

>It's hilariously easy.

Not if you're a virgin over 30 that women keep rejecting for it.

>>17547006
>Not if you're a virgin over 30 that women keep rejecting for it.

I'm 20 and just haven't really tried pursuing women beyond high school.

>>17546770
people lie about their dick size all the fucking time

don't let it get to you

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>>17547006
>Not if you're a virgin over 30 that women keep rejecting for it.

Excuses. This mindset is the reason you're still a virgin.

>>17546989
Gotcha.

>>17547060
I'm so tired of this bullshit I sold my games so I could fucking eat. Leave me alone

>>17547065
What?

>>17547021
I don't get why.

>>17546977
Do not ignore the clit.
That's the biggest thing. Everything else varies with the girl, some like more vaginal stimulation, some less, but very few don't want you to touch their clit, usually because it's too sensitive and you're going full ham on it.
The second piece of advice would be to listen to what the girl likes, followed closely by hitting her brain, either by acting more masculine or by talking dirty, but... you know, it gets complex, everybody likes whatever they like.
Keep it simple and think of the clit.

>>17547175
To make those in good faith feel inferior.
It's silly locker room bullshit, just be the bigger [spoiler]dick[/spoiler] man, and carry on.

>>17547205
Oh. I took "hitting her brain" literally and got confused.

>>17547006
stop telling them you're a virgin

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>>17547350
yeah, they'll never be able to infer it.

>>17547357

pretty much. Women are really good at detecting that.

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