How do I survive the zombie apocalypse if I live in the city?

>>17544000
Stay a lone wolf and kill everyone you meet

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you dont

You don't. You're a fat fucking slob who does nothing but masturbate and watch cartoons. You have no skills and no knowledge of the outside world.

Your best bet is to lock yourself in your house and pray that the government will save you before the zombies break in or you die of hunger/thirst.

that's not a thing that will happen, don't worry about it.

>>17544003
People like you would be the real problem during a zombie apocalypse.

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>>17544019
Hope you sleep with one eye open while I live on 2 hours of sleep and watching your little camp waiting for the perfect moment to strike

Or maybe I would infiltrate and gain your trust and slowly eliminate you all one by one

>>17544018
You don't know that for sure though

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>>17544000

I recommend dedicating your life to researching your options in this likely scenario.

>>17544057
Get out of here Stalker

>>17544058

Blowout soon fellow stalker...

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>>17544059
I googled stalker and this was one of the results

I assume she is going to blow me out

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>>17544066

As good interpretation as any.

You should have played that shit when it came out, you missed out. Oh well, can't really recommend it in earnest now.

>>17544071
wut

I did play all of them i was just looking for images to post

first games triggers me with the fps drop no matter the settings when looking at fires

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>>17544075

Oh, I misunderstood you, thought "Get out of here Stalker" was one of the first results, not the pic.

Good for you. Stalker is an essential step in becoming a well-adjusted adult.

>>17544000
Here you go:
>http://www.ampoff.com/images/pdf/Zombie%20Survival%20Guide%20-%20Comp.pdf

Avoid places where people would go (hospitals, police stations, mass transit areas). Try to get out of the city.

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>>17544018
He'll be fine.

Just go rob a grocery store. Go fill up a cart and push it home. Grab everything you need. Food, water, matches/lighters, knives... Just fill up the fucking cart to the top and get the hell out of there. Bring something you can use as a weapon too. You will need to protect yourself from other looters and zombies. Get home after robbing the grocery store, then stay home. Grab some batteries and shit while youre there too. And maybe find one of those wind up radios with a built in flash light. Go board up your windows and shit too.

>>17544000
Heavy clothes, highest apartment I can defend, and stockpiling lye.

Ever had lutefisk? Its disgusting. But if you make it right, its going to kill any goddamn virus, bacteria, fungus, or prion that might be causing the outbreak. From there its just finding fresh zombies and getting over the idea of eating a dead neighbor.

Wait it out, deny everything afterwards.

>>17545038

This will be everyone's first move, so you'll die of the riot before the zombies.

Fill the bathtubs with potable water, wait it out.

Also is will never happen, but zombie shit is a valid allegory for a real panic.

By not living in a fucking video game.

>>17544000
Leave the city. Next question.